Mark Roebuck
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ANAHEIM, Calif. — A man born in 1983 was reportedly overheard bemoaning the abundance of children in attendance during his…
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Dan Kozuh
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BURBANK, Calif. — Mild-mannered janitor Carl Perry has done what some believe to be impossible, by solving the formula for…
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Camden Brazile
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PHILADELPHIA — Local voter registration surged this week directly before the local mayoral election after a city ordinance came into…
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Eli Johnson
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People today take for granted the amazing technology at our fingertips, so much so that it’s hard to imagine life…
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Mark Roebuck
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As the fall movie season kicks off and trailers are watched and obsessed over, one big question keeps circulating: why…
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Gabe Porter
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BRAINERD, Minn. — Brave local man Joseph Brita has confirmed his preference for Velma over the more conventionally attractive Daphne…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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LOS ANGELES — Beloved comedian, actor, and wrestler Andy Kaufman passed away in his home today at 72 after contracting…
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Camden Brazile
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WASHINGTON — Local porn viewer Caleb Fuller was surprised this week when an seemingly innocuous Redtube clip featured the infamous…
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Michael Pacholik
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The death of an animal in a movie is usually a heart wrenching ordeal. Sometimes it’s clearly there to make…
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Liam O'Malley
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NEW YORK — Rapper Lil Nas X is reportedly disappointed that the Met Gala was unable to defeat his third…
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