Jon Ruggiero
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PUNXSUTAWNEY, Pa. — Local man Carson Greevers, who has been stuck in a time loop for an indiscernible amount of…
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Owen Crowlie
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Death Notes, mysterious notebooks which grant its user the supernatural ability to kill anyone whose name is written in their…
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Camden Brazile
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GOTHAM — Masked supervillain The Riddler was seen in a Gotham City Starbucks this morning with a laptop, allegedly writing…
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Camden Brazile
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MOBERLY, Mo. — Self-proclaimed “Simpsons Superfan” Walter Groznic took to internet forums with an explosive tirade, finally narrowing down which…
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Mark Roebuck
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GOTHAM CITY — A series of bizarre editorials by local billionaire Bruce Wayne has seen him repeatedly claim that Gotham…
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Dustin Meadows
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TOLEDO, Ohio — A newly diminished budget at a local public high school has reportedly forced local bully Mike Horn…
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Mark Roebuck
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SILVER SPRING, Md. — The Food and Drug Administration has concluded a study on the dilution levels of television host…
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Mark Roebuck
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LOS ANGELES — With their controversial search for a host to replace the iconic Alex Trebek still in progress, Jeopardy!…
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Walker MacDonald
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In an age where the box office has long been plagued with tired reboots, sequels, and crossovers, moviegoers have begun…
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Brett McCabe
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TULSA, Okla. — Between juggling his career and children, running a manga club, and attending PTA meetings, local resident Heath…
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