Shigeru Miyamoto Confirms Yoshi has a Cloaca
KYOTO, Japan — Surprising news from Nintendo this week as Shigeru Miyamoto has let the world know that yes indeed,…
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Trump’s New Secretary of the Treasury Reassures Public He Has a Goddamn Plan for the Economy
WASHINGTON — The long awaited confirmation hearing of President Trump’s new Secretary of Treasury was held Thursday Morning. During the…
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Man Forgets to Skip his Meundies Order for the 28th Month in a row
SANDUSKY, Ohio — Bad news for Glenn Williamson. It seems he’s once again forgotten to skip his monthly order from…
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Public Opinion of Iron Fist at Lowest Point Since That Shitty Netflix Show
NEW YORK — Danny Rand just can’t catch a break! A new report has just come out concluding that the…
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I Played Every Hero in Marvel Rivals and Forgot to Pick up my Kids From School: My Review of the Game and Also Child Protective Services
Hey guys! It’s ya boy MrLMFAOMayo here to tell you guys about my experience checking out Marvel Rivals over the…
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Hailey Joel Osment Admits Kingdom Hearts IV has Been Delayed Because he was Trapped in a Simulation of his Dreams and Just Now Escaped
Shocking news came out recently that actor Haily Joel Osment, famous for films such as The Sixth Sense and A.I.…
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Courier Shot in The Head Near Goodsprings Just Wants a Turbo Man Doll For His Kid
GOODSPRINGS — A courier shot in the head near Goodsprings recently miraculously has survived and is expected to make a…
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PSA: Remember to Check Your Kids Candy for the Gom Jabbar This Halloween!
Hey everybody, we just want to take a quick minute for something serious today. Halloween is just around the corner…
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Ranking Every House at Halloween Horror Nights 33 in Orlando by How Likely You Are to Punch a Scare Actor
Boo! Hey calm down, it's just me! Are you the type to scare easily? Did you just freak out and…
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Window Washer Falls to His Death After Coworker Edge Guards Scaffolding
PITTSBURGH — Local window washer David Henderson fell to his death while on the job after being unable to use…
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