Biden Loses Another Entire Day to Cookie Clicker
WASHINGTON — President Joe Biden has reportedly dwindled yet another day away playing Cookie Clicker, the massively popular idle game. …
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Remembering the GameCube: That Fucker Ruled
Well, it’s another day of absolutely fuck all video game news, so what the hell, I thought today would provide…
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Elon Musk Offers to Buy Rake He Stepped On
SAN FRANCISCO — CEO of Tesla and entrepreneur Elon Musk has reportedly made a public offering to buy a rake…
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New Punisher Comic Features Him Standing Around Outside of Shooting for 40 Minutes Before Acting
NEW YORK — An upcoming one-off issue of The Punisher features the fearless vigilante poking around outside of an active…
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Gamestop to Start Selling Previously Funged Tokens
GRAPEVINE, Texas — GameStop has announced that they will enter the increasingly competitive world of cryptocurrency and blockchain by being…
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Seth Green Announces Robot Chicken Cannot Move Forward Until He Gets His Toys Back
LOS ANGELES — Following a high profile burglary of several boxes of toys out of his garage, Seth Green has…
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Dipshit in Zelda Shirt Can’t Even Say Three Link Quotes
KANSAS CITY, Miss. — A local poser in a tri-force shirt reportedly couldn’t even name three things Link has said…
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2k Games Doing Mocap of Real Wiseguys for Upcoming ‘Mafia’ Game
NOVATO, Calif. — 2K Games has revealed that their in-development Mafia prequel will feature fully motion-captured mafiosos for the first…
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Game’s Release Date Changed by End of Trailer
SAN FRANCISCO — An upcoming blockbuster game’s release date was pushed back by the end of the premiere trailer, confused…
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Microsoft Buys Out Two Guys They Overheard Talking About Idea for a Video Game
TUCSON, Ariz. — Microsoft has made its latest acquisition of young game developers earlier today, having signed two guys they…
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