“Read the manga, it’s better.” So many anime fans have received this unsolicited advice over the years, and it’s largely…
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KYOTO — Many video game fans have been wondering about the latest news on Metroid Prime 4, a game first…
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TOKYO — Legendary game designer and creator of the Kirby series and Super Smash Bros. Masahiro Sakurai recently launched his…
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