Even Pope Has to Admit Bullet Hell Games Are Pretty Tight
VATICAN CITY — Despite his devotion to the Catholic Church and all things related to God, heaven, and holiness, a…
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Strongest Guy at Gym Wearing Kingdom Hearts Shirt
ST. CHARLES, Ill. — Local musclehead Brandon Kinz was spotted at a Planet Fitness this week bench pressing over 225…
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I’m Not Some Weirdo for Hoping Mario Kart 9 Has a Story, OK?
Many have attempted to edge in on the kart-racing genre that Mario and his friends defined, putting their beloved mascot…
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Fisherman Shocked to Learn Other Pokémon Exist
ROUTE 205 — Fisherman Ivan was in for the surprise of his life this week when an unnamed Pokémon trainer…
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Climate Scientists Have No Idea What Is Going On With Wet-Dry World
WET-DRY WORLD — After decades of studying the impact of greenhouse gasses and fossil fuels’ effect on the environment, climate…
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“He’s Just Like Me FR” Says Man Who Is Absolutely Nothing Like Guts From Berserk
LITTLE ROCK, Ark. — Tom Nalley, a longtime fan of the Japanese manga series Berserk recently remarked on twitter that…
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Man Admits to Experimenting With Naruto in College
CHICAGO — With society having become more accepting of anime and manga over the years, local man Andy Marban admitted…
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Zelda Boss Not Too Happy About Being Called Evil by Guy Who Showed Up in Her Dungeon and Tried to Murder Her
HYRULE — While minding her own business, the parasitic armored arachnid known as Queen Gohma was suddenly assaulted this week…
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Celebrating 20 Years of Super Mario Sunshine Haters Being Wrong
Super Mario Sunshine is celebrating its 20th anniversary today, which means now is a better time than ever to reflect…
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One Piece Isn’t Too Long, You’re Just Afraid of Commitment
Author Eiichiro Oda recently announced that his manga series One Piece will be ending “soon,” within 5 years. The series…
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