Entire RPG Party Forced to Share Single Bed at Inn May 19, 2023 GONGAGA — While traveling across the world of Gaia, Cloud Strife and his questing party arrived at a local inn… Read More →
Metroidvania Fan Refers to Platformers as Mariosonics May 17, 2023 DEKALB, Ill. — Self-professed fan of search-action games, otherwise known as Metroidvanias, Joe Agliato has reportedly begun to see the… Read More →
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Looking Back At EarthBound: The Game That Inspired EarthBound-Like RPGs March 27, 2023 The year is 1994. The gaming market is flooded with mascot platformers, turn-based RPGs, and fighting games. Most gamers were… Read More →
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