TRANSYLVANIA — Famed vampire hunter Simon Belmont reportedly took a few punches to make room for a second helping of…
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ORLANDO — Local sicko Twitch streamer Maverick Correa can’t get off on his gaming online unless a bunch of other…
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COLORADO SPRINGS, Colo. — Local father Dean Atkinson accidentally clicked a phishing link emailed to him that claimed it was…
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It's the Fourth of July, which means it’s an algorithmically advantageous time to talk about things that only happen on…
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EARTH — His proclamation echoing simultaneously from millions of booting-up Nintendo consoles around the world, the iconic video game star…
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ROBOTROPOLIS — The wealth of the infamous technocrat Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik has been brought under scrutiny following newly surfaced…
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REDWOOD CITY, Calif. — The video game publishing giant Electronic Arts is hiring idea guys across all departments effective immediately,…
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LOS ANGELES — Following his very public falling out with Spotify over his opposition to their platforming of Joe Rogan,…
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WILDWOOD, Miss. — As the helplessness of his situation finally began to sink in, a single speck of dust trapped…
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PUERTO RICO — Still reeling from his very avoidable public error in financial judgment, YouTuber, podcast host, and controversial celebrity…
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