Date Looks Nothing Like His Mii
BROOKLYN, N.Y. — Exasperated by the fact that she’d been misled by yet another exaggerated profile picture, sources say that…
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Sonic Team Insulted Movie Director Would Do Something So Pathetic as Respond to Fan Feedback
TOKYO — In a press conference this morning tinged with disgust and shock, Sega’s Sonic Team told reporters that they…
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Review: ‘Avengers: Endgame’ is a Mesmerizing Experience That Nearly Made Me Forget My Recurring Fear of a Movie Theater Shooting
The current phase of Marvel Cinematic Universe is coming to an end. With the upcoming Avengers: Endgame concluding an epic…
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‘Alas, This Brings to Me No Comfort,’ Sighs Kirby After Winning 4,352nd Eating Contest in a Row
DREAM LAND — After coming in first place in an unprecedented 4,352nd eating contest in a row, the hero of…
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Switch Owner With No Other Technology Desperately Hoping Nintendo Announces Netflix Support
KENOSHA, Wisc. — Nintendo Switch owner Kyle Goulet said today that he is desperately hoping Nintendo will announce Netflix support…
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Purist Surgeon Refuses to Operate Surgery Robot With Anything but GameCube Controller
BOSTON — Explaining that newer controllers don’t quite provide the same comfort or familiarity, surgeon Dr. Frank Powell said this…
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Report: Young RPG Characters Aren’t Saving Enough Potions to Last Them Through Later Stages
NEW YORK — A troubling report by researchers at the NYU Game Center has found that young RPG characters aren’t…
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