Wii U Web Browser Used One Last Time to List Wii U on eBay October 5, 2022 MINNEAPOLIS — A local gamer unearthed his long idle Nintendo Wii U and used its web browser one last time… Read More →
Overworked Third Grader Can’t Imagine How They’re Expected to Squeeze In an 80 Hour JRPG on Nights and Weekends September 27, 2022 CHICAGO — An absolutely stressed out third grader was recently overheard complaining that they don’t know how on earth they’re… Read More →
An Open Letter to Hideo Kojima: Please, PLEASE Start a Letterboxd Account September 22, 2022 Dear Mr. Hideo Kojima, I have just finished listening to the second episode of your Spotify original podcast, Hideo Kojima… Read More →
J. Jonah Jameson Eagerly Types ‘Pictures of Web-Slinging Menace’ Into DALL·E 2 August 5, 2022 NEW YORK — After acquiring a coveted invitation to the still-private AI-driven image generation software, Daily Bugle publisher J. Jonah… Read More →
Zack Snyder Seizes Window of Opportunity to Upload Homemade Feature-Length ‘Batgirl’ Film to YouTube August 5, 2022 PASADENA, Calif. — After confirming that the coast was totally clear with no other competing creative visions to compete with… Read More →
50-Foot-Tall Adam Schiff Announces Findings of January 6th Committee in Fortnite July 28, 2022 WASHINGTON — In an effort to educate younger Americans about the still-developing allegations surrounding President Trump’s role in the insurrection… Read More →
Live Action Pokémon Netflix Series Signs the Real Mr. Mime for 5-Season Contract July 24, 2022 LOS ANGELES — A new live action television series based on the Pokémon games have reportedly booked the real Mr.… Read More →
Prom Chaperone Desperate for Teen Approval Tells Dancing Couple to Leave Room for the Joker July 19, 2022 ARLINGTON, Va. — Local high school social studies teacher Arlene Roberts reportedly told a dancing couple to leave room for… Read More →
Report: Charging Vape Through USB Port Makes Your Computer High July 17, 2022 WASHINGTON — A new study from the United States Office of Science and Technology has definitively proven that charging your… Read More →
Kevin Feige Horrified After Learning Some Sickos Have Watched Every Marvel Movie and TV Show July 15, 2022 LOS ANGELES — President of Marvel Studios Kevin Feige was aghast recently when he learned that there were some fans… Read More →