Loving Couple Looking to Adopt New TV Show November 7, 2020 ANCHORAGE, Ala. — Local couple Alice and Mark Holland are reportedly looking to adopt a new television, bringing it into… Read More →
Jeffrey Toobin Announces He Failed ‘No Nut November’ November 3, 2020 NEW YORK — New Yorker reporter Jeffrey Toobin announced on social media today that he failed the viral internet challenge… Read More →
Guy Writing In “Waluigi” for President Doesn’t Actually Want Waluigi to Be President November 3, 2020 ROCHESTER, N.Y. — Local voter Martin Frost does not actually want video game character Waluigi to be president, despite writing… Read More →
Anonymous ‘Cyberpunk 2077’ Contractor Reveals Intense Crunch Culture Made Him Say “Whoa” October 28, 2020 LOS ANGELES — An anonymous whistleblower working on Cyberpunk 2077 with CD Projekt Red has revealed a pattern of intense… Read More →
Democrats Introduce Bill to Condemn Coronavirus October 26, 2020 WASHINGTON — Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi and Senator Chuck Schumer have introduced a bill that, if passed, would… Read More →
We’re Done With Waluigi. From Now On, We’re All In on Dry Bones October 22, 2020 We here at Hard Drive, but also we as a culture, have spent a lot of time focusing on Nintendo’s… Read More →
Writer Struck With Inspiration Furiously Writes Down ‘Superman But Evil’ October 20, 2020 ATLANTA — Writer James Mann was reportedly scribbling down ideas in a moleskine notebook after being suddenly struck with the… Read More →
Roommate Ejected From Apartment After Lying About Finishing ‘Dishes’ Task October 19, 2020 NEW YORK — Local roommate Phil Darrow was ejected from his apartment after his friends discovered that he had lied… Read More →
‘Spider-Man’ Will Feature Complex Cat Companion System That Ranges From ‘Enemies’ to ‘Doesn’t Hate You’ October 16, 2020 BURBANK, Calif. — Insomniac has announced that the Miles Morales Spider-Man game for the PlayStation 5 will feature an intricate… Read More →
Origin of Fake News Traced Back to Friend Saying He Played ‘Pokemon Purple’ in 2002 October 11, 2020 WASHINGTON — Researchers have discovered that the origin of the "fake news" phenomenon stretches all the way back to 2002,… Read More →