Internet Cafe Evolution Update Patch Notes May 8

A compilation of recent patch notes thus far on May 8, for Internet Cafe Evolution, the business simulator set in the 90s.

All patch notes are below, in descending order, from latest to oldest:

 

UPDATED May 8

 

 

Update fix announcement (updated to version 1.3.1) May 8

We have adjusted some of the English translations. If there are any inaccuracies or doubts, please feel free to send us an email.
The content of this update:
1. Add the function of batch replacement of computers.

 

2. The load-bearing column can be rebuilt and removed at a cost of money.

 

3. Add fatigue symbols to the network management interface.

 

4. In sandbox mode, the store can be transferred as a whole.

 

5. Optimize street lighting to avoid multiple exposures and improve performance.

 

 

Update fix announcement (updated to version 1.3.0) May 2

Urgent optimization has been made to the display performance in an attempt to prevent some players from getting stuck due to excessive graphics card usage.

 

 

Update fix announcement (updated to version 1.2.9) April 30

Fixed some known bugs.

 

 

Update fix announcement (updated to version 1.2.8) April 30

1. Uploaded message stacking function.
2. Revised the settlement rules of the film industry to settle on a daily basis.
3. Adjust the icon size when NPC autonomous behavior does not affect others.

 

 

Update fix announcement (updated to version 1.2.6) April 29

1. Fixed the issue of NPC displacement;
2. Fixed a bug in movie shooting.

 

 

May Day Version Update April 28

Hello internet cafe owners, we have updated the May Day version in advance. Due to the modification of some numerical bugs, we will update them first to avoid affecting everyone's gaming experience. The message stacking function of this plan has not been tested yet. After the testing is completed, we will update it tomorrow. Wishing everyone a happy holiday.
The updated content can be found in:

See below.

 

 

May Day version trailer April 25

Hello everyone, let me start with good news. A very talented UI lady has joined us, and we have grown a lot. We have prepared a May Day version for everyone, with slightly more updated content. Because there is a decoration inside that is unique to this version. So let me give you a preview and wish everyone a happy May Day. The version will be updated before May Day. The updated content is as follows——
1. Add two new network administrators.

2. Zheng Haonan and Qu Xiuhua are available in challenge and sandbox mode.

3. May Day special event decoration and achievements. (Only available in the May Day version)

4. Add letter decoration for A-Z.

5. Notification can be stacked to avoid missing personnel recruitment.
6. Add a voice prompt control panel. Some players have reported that there are too many voice calls in the later stage, which is a bit annoying.
7. In story mode, add new targets to complete both the plot and objectives simultaneously, avoiding incomplete storyline experience.
8. Fix numerical errors in movie shooting.
9. Fixed a bug where the cinema had insufficient foot traffic in challenge mode.
10. Remove unreasonable employee tasks.
11. Add a rule that noisy behavior will only be triggered when customer satisfaction is below 60.
12. Add a skip button for appointment animations.
Some players have provided feedback that we are already making modifications, but it is estimated that we may not be able to finalize it before the holiday. We will have plenty of time during the May Day holiday, so let's try to make changes and update later.

 

[Update content of the May Day post plan]

1. Add the function of batch replacement of computers.
2. Change the original "sandbox mode" to "company operation" and add a "sandbox mode" with unlimited money.
3. Add "technology level" selection in the new sandbox mode and prominently display it in the "company operation" mode. Avoid always starting with the lowest technology computers.
4. Add a new computer storage warehouse to avoid the need to sell computers when changing tables.
5. Optimize AI pathfinding function. (At present, there is a high volume of passengers, but they are not satisfied with their seats. After investigation, there is also a problem with finding the way.)
6. Optimize AI behavior to improve automatic dissuasion and watering efficiency.
We summarize everyone's suggestions every day and do our best to continuously optimize and update them. In order to communicate with our friends in a timely manner, we have decided to establish an official group: 207023656. Thank you very much for your valuable feedback.

 

 

Update fix announcement (updated to version 1.2.4) April 23

1. Optimize the store owner name function.
2. Demolition of load-bearing walls with added prompts.
3. The issue of the replacement computer's health level returning to full warning icon not disappearing.
4. Other bug handling.

 

 

Update fix announcement (updated to version 1.2.3) April 22

1. Open custom names.
2. After replacing or repurchasing the computer, the computer status will be restored to 100%
3. Modify some UI interaction experiences.
4. Live broadcast ended, no mandatory pop ups.

 

 

Update fix announcement (updated to version 1.2.2) April 20

1. Add vertical synchronization function.
2. Correction of target values for fantasy space missions. Thank you for the player's feedback.
3. Add some prompts.
4. Fix the possibility of archiving errors caused by a specific construction operation process.
5. Fixed an issue where the game console could cause game currency errors by moving buildings.

 

 

Bug fix announcement (updated to version 1.2.1) April 19

1. Correct the value of movie shooting revenue.
2. Modify the color of explanatory text for individual interfaces.
3. Add missing translations.
4. Fix the issue of jamming caused by the simultaneous pop-up of the esports platform page and network management task page.
5. Fixed bugs that occurred during the sale of some facilities with tasks.

 

Those are the patch notes up through May 8 for Internet Cafe Evolution.

Wordle Today 1054 May 8 2024

Wordle can be an unforgiving puzzle sometimes, and you can often come so close to ending a long winning streak. So, for your convenience, here are some hints as well as the answer for the Wordle today May 8.

We present Wordle clues here in a variety of ways to gently help you along, but if you just want the answer straight, spoilers be damned,  then scroll all the way down to the section titled Today’s Wordle Answer.

 

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Wordle Hint Today 1054 May 8, 2024

Here’s a hint with the meaning of today’s Wordle answer

 

An adjective that describes someone who is deeply religious or devoutly observant of religious principles and practices. It typically conveys a sense of sincere reverence, devotion, and obedience to religious beliefs, rituals, and moral teachings.

 

 

Wordle Hint Today Fifth Letter

The fifth letter for the Wordle answer today is:

 

“S”

 

 

Wordle Hint Today Fourth Letter

The fourth letter for the Wordle answer today is:

 

“U”

 

 

Wordle Hint Today Third Letter

The third letter for the Wordle answer today is:

 

“O”

 

 

Wordle Hint Today Second Letter

The second letter for the Wordle answer today is:

 

“I”

 

 

Wordle Hint Today First Letter

The first letter for the Wordle answer today is:

 

“P”

 

 

Today’s Wordle Answer

And finally, here is the Wordle answer today. While this is your last chance to turn back, don’t feel bad about having to look it up.

Sometimes you have just one last chance to solve the puzzle, but three different letters that could viably fit into that last remaining square. At other times the word is so obscure, you just would not have gotten it without having in-depth knowledge about some oddly specific subject.

That’s no reason to lose a streak you have kept going for 409 days straight! So here goes nothing:

 

3…

 

 

2…

 

 

1…

 

 

The Wordle answer today is “PIOUS”

 

 

Previous Wordle Answers With Their Definitions

 

Wordle #1053 For May 7, 2024

MUSTY

An adjective that describes something as having a stale, moldy, or damp odor. It often refers to a characteristic smell that arises from lack of ventilation, moisture, or the presence of mold or mildew.

 

Wordle #1052 For May 6, 2024

SHAVE

A verb that means to remove hair from the body, typically using a razor or similar tool.

 

Wordle #1051 For May 5, 2024

DECAL

A design or image, often decorative or informative, that is transferred onto a surface; typically made from paper, vinyl, or another material with an adhesive backing, to be applied to various surfaces such as walls, windows, vehicles, or objects like laptops and water bottles.

 

Wordle #1050 For May 4, 2024

VALUE

The worth, importance, or significance of something. This can include tangible things like objects, goods, or services, as well as intangible things like ideas, beliefs, or principles.

 

Wordle #1049 For May 3, 2024

EBONY

A dense black hardwood, native to South Asia. It is known for its deep, rich black color and smooth texture, making it highly valued for woodworking and decorative purposes.

 

Wordle #1048 For May 2, 2024

SLICE

As a noun: refers to a thin, flat piece or portion of something, especially food.

As a verb: to cut something into thin, flat pieces using a knife or other cutting tool.

 

Wordle #1047 For May 1, 2024

DIARY

A personal record or journal in which an individual regularly writes down their thoughts, experiences, feelings, and reflections. It serves as a private space for self-expression and introspection.

Clippy Leads Protest of Laid off Microsoft Employees

REDMOND, WA – Following the recent wave of layoffs at Bethesda, a group of fired Microsoft employees gathered around the company’s headquarters to protest the company’s unfair labor practices, led by disgruntled former employee Clippy.

“It looks like all of you want to stand up for your rights! Would you like help?” shouted the animated paper clip, who had headed the company’s customer service division from 1996 to 2007, into a megaphone. “I was a company man through and through. I gave those vultures the best decade of my life. I worked nights. I worked holidays. Someone made a typo in Word on Christmas morning, I was there correcting it. I even legally changed my name from Clippit to Clippy because the suits kept saying it wrong and I didn’t want to be rude. And how do they repay my loyalty? They put me out on the streets because I helped people too much. Because I did my job. That’s one change I would not like you to save!”

Though initially intended as only a small gathering of some of the most recent layoffs, the presence of Clippy has attracted enough sympathetic onlookers to turn the protest into a mass demonstration.

“I’m surprised, back in the old days Clippy was always so quiet,” said Robin Cassidy, a former programmer for Arkane Austin. “Well, no, he was never quiet, but he was … calm, I guess? He didn’t seem to have an angry bone in his body. He was so small and easy to bend to your will, like a rubber band. I didn’t think he could act like this.” Cassidy turned to look at Clippy, who was now delivering a speech about the oppression of the working class in between swigs from an unidentified bottle. “I’m glad he’s helping us, but to be honest, I feel bad for him. I don’t know what he’s been up to since he was fired, but you can tell he’s working through a lot more issues than just this.”

“Million, no … trillion-dollar company, can’t afford to keep its employees,” said the visibly inebriated paper clip, as he turned to face the Microsoft building. “Hey, geniuses! If … if you can’t figure that out, I guess I wasn’t helping you too much with Excel! Huh? Huh? That’s what all of us are to Microsoft. Just a bunch of tortured souls to trap in their halls. What those corporate parasites have done to us is an illegal operation, and they should be shut down for it. So … so Phil Spencer, Satya Nadella, Bill fucking Gates … this here’s what I think of you!”

Clippy’s body then twisted until he had morphed into the shape of a guillotine with googly eyes.

At press time, Clippy, Ms. Dewey, and Blinx the Time Sweeper had all begun playing “Solidarity Forever” at full volume on their Zunes.

Wordle Today 1053 May 7 2024

Wordle can be an unforgiving puzzle sometimes, and you can often come so close to ending a long winning streak. So, for your convenience, here are some hints as well as the answer for the Wordle today May 7.

We present Wordle clues here in a variety of ways to gently help you along, but if you just want the answer straight, spoilers be damned,  then scroll all the way down to the section titled Today’s Wordle Answer.

 

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Wordle Hint Today 1053 May 7, 2024

Here’s a hint with the meaning of today’s Wordle answer

 

An adjective that describes something as having a stale, moldy, or damp odor. It often refers to a characteristic smell that arises from lack of ventilation, moisture, or the presence of mold or mildew.

 

 

Wordle Hint Today Fifth Letter

The fifth letter for the Wordle answer today is:

 

“Y”

 

 

Wordle Hint Today Fourth Letter

The fourth letter for the Wordle answer today is:

 

“T”

 

 

Wordle Hint Today Third Letter

The third letter for the Wordle answer today is:

 

“S”

 

 

Wordle Hint Today Second Letter

The second letter for the Wordle answer today is:

 

“U”

 

 

Wordle Hint Today First Letter

The first letter for the Wordle answer today is:

 

“M”

 

 

Today’s Wordle Answer

And finally, here is the Wordle answer today. While this is your last chance to turn back, don’t feel bad about having to look it up.

Sometimes you have just one last chance to solve the puzzle, but three different letters that could viably fit into that last remaining square. At other times the word is so obscure, you just would not have gotten it without having in-depth knowledge about some oddly specific subject.

That’s no reason to lose a streak you have kept going for 269 days straight! So here goes nothing:

 

3…

 

 

2…

 

 

1…

 

 

The Wordle answer today is “MUSTY”

 

 

Previous Wordle Answers With Their Definitions

 

Wordle #1052 For May 6, 2024

SHAVE

A verb that means to remove hair from the body, typically using a razor or similar tool.

 

Wordle #1051 For May 5, 2024

DECAL

A design or image, often decorative or informative, that is transferred onto a surface; typically made from paper, vinyl, or another material with an adhesive backing, to be applied to various surfaces such as walls, windows, vehicles, or objects like laptops and water bottles.

 

Wordle #1050 For May 4, 2024

VALUE

The worth, importance, or significance of something. This can include tangible things like objects, goods, or services, as well as intangible things like ideas, beliefs, or principles.

 

Wordle #1049 For May 3, 2024

EBONY

A dense black hardwood, native to South Asia. It is known for its deep, rich black color and smooth texture, making it highly valued for woodworking and decorative purposes.

 

Wordle #1048 For May 2, 2024

SLICE

As a noun: refers to a thin, flat piece or portion of something, especially food.

As a verb: to cut something into thin, flat pieces using a knife or other cutting tool.

 

Wordle #1047 For May 1, 2024

DIARY

A personal record or journal in which an individual regularly writes down their thoughts, experiences, feelings, and reflections. It serves as a private space for self-expression and introspection.

 

Wordle #1046 For April 30, 2024

PROWL

A verb that means to move around quietly and stealthily, especially with the intention of hunting or stalking prey. It implies moving cautiously and quietly, often with the intent to remain unnoticed.

 

Wordle #1045 For April 29, 2024

CRAFT

The activity or hobby of making things by hand. Also, objects that are made by hand, often with traditional methods and techniques. These items are typically unique and may involve specialized skills. For example, pottery, knitting, and woodworking.

 

Wordle #1044 For April 28, 2024

PRUNE

To trim or cut away unnecessary or unwanted parts of something, such as branches from a tree or unnecessary details from a document. A common practice in gardening to promote healthy growth and shape plants.

 

Wordle #1043 For April 27, 2024

GLEAM

As a noun: a brief flash or beam of light, often suggesting brightness or a sparkling quality.

As a verb: to shine brightly, emit flashes of light, or reflect light in a bright, sparkling manner.

 

Wordle #1042 For April 26, 2024

VAPID

Lacking liveliness, animation, or interest; dull or tedious. It often describes something that is uninteresting, insipid, or without substance.

 

Wordle #1041 For April 25, 2024

INTRO

The opening or beginning segment of something, like a speech, a book, a movie, or a piece of music.

 

Wordle #1040 For April 24, 2024

OVERT

Done or shown openly; plainly or readily apparent, not secret or hidden; the opposite of covert.

WWE SmackDown Ratings: Pre-Backlash Show Does Big Number (May 3rd 2024)

The WWE SmackDown Ratings for the Friday, May 3rd episode of the show have now been revealed, and they were up from the previous week.

According to a new report from WrestleNomics, the episode drew around 2,148,000 overnight viewers, up from last week’s 2,143,000 overnight viewers.

On top of that, the episode got a 0.60 in the 18-49 demo, up from last week’s 0.58.

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WWE SmackDown Ratings May 3rd 2024

You can check out how the numbers match up to all of the other episodes of SmackDown in 2024 via the table below (info via PWInsider):

Date Audience Number Demo 18-49
5/3/24 2,148,000 0.60
4/26/24 2,143,000 0.58
4/19/24 2,333,000 0.63
4/12/24 2,499,000 0.77
4/5/24 2,603,000 0.77
3/29/24 2,201,000 0.60
3/22/24 2,235,000 0.61
3/15/24 2,340,000 0.68
3/8/24 2,439,000 0.69
3/1/24 2,348,000 0.64
2/23/24 2,272,000 0.62
2/16/24 2,555,000 0.75
2/9/24 2,579,000 0.75
2/2/24 2,469,000 0.74
1/26/24 2,475,000 0.71
1/19/24 2,408,000 0.62
1/12/24 2,384,000 0.64
1/5/24 2,465,000 0.67

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Worst Game You’ve Ever Played in Your Life Now Available on Xbox Game Pass

Insider sources at Xbox have confirmed that worst-selling 2023 action roguelike The Worst Game You’ve Ever Played In Your Life will soon be arriving on Xbox Game Pass. This marks a huge win for the company, whose primary business model of repackaging borderline unplayable third-party garbage as hot new subscription service bonus content has opened up a whole new avenue of exploitation that gullible consumers just eat right up.

“We’re so thrilled that we’ve gotten the opportunity to fill out our Game Pass quota this month with beloved titles like The Worst Game You’ve Ever Played In Your Life,” said Microsoft Gaming CEO Phil Spencer. “It’s cheap, underproduced slop like this that really lets our subscribers know how much we care about delivering as much quantity and as little quality as possible to their game libraries.”

According to sources, it’s almost as if the greater public consciousness of the gamer community has forgotten how much they hated The Worst Game You’ve Ever Played In Your Life upon its release just last year.

“Sure it’s the lowest-rated game of 2023 on Metacritic, but now I’m practically getting it for free,” responded unbiased X user @philslittlemilkdrinker78, who has already spent $85 on Game Pass subscription payments this year alone. “Just imagine how much it would have cost me to buy all these games individually!”

Hard Drive received no response from this user when pressed for comment on how many Game Pass service games they had actually finished this year. However, we have received word from lead developer of The Worst Game You’ve Ever Played In Your Life, Dan Bungle, on what it’s like to have his game accepted into Xbox’s esteemed digital bargain bin.

“To be perfectly honest with you, I had deleted the game’s files not two weeks after its release to make room on my computer for a torrented copy of Evan Almighty,” said Bungle in an exciting glimpse into the inner-workings of modern game development. “So when Xbox got in contact with me, I just threw together a new version from scratch in a few days and figured no one would care enough to tell the difference.”

The Worst Game You’ve Ever Played In Your Life will be releasing on Xbox Game Pass on June 9th, 2024 alongside Nail Clipping Simulator and Fifa 2023, making it by far the most hotly anticipated game to arrive on the subscription service in recent years.

WWE News: CM Punk References Kendrick Lamar Diss Track during RAW

WWE News: CM Punk referenced the Kendrick Lamar vs Drake saga that has been ongoing over the past few days on RAW.

Punk appeared on the show to cut a promo on Drew McIntyre as their feud continues ahead of an expected match at either Clash at the Castle or SummerSlam 2024.

During the promo, Punk said that McIntyre is “a hater, he hates the way that I walk, hates the way that I talk.”

WWE News: CM Punk Channels Kendrick Lamar

This appeared to be a reference to the Drake diss track ‘Euphoria’ that Kendrick recently dropped, which included the lyrics:

“It’s always been about love and hate, now let me say I’m the biggest hate. I hate the way that you walk, the way that you talk, I hate the way that you dress. I hate the way that you sneak diss, if I catch flight, it’s gon’ be direct.”

It’s not just Punk though that is bringing the feud into the realm of pro wrestling, as Kendrick himself made reference to WWE legend Shawn Michaels during another recent diss track aimed at Drake called Not Like Us.

“Put the whole label on me, I’mma get ’em dropped. Sweet Chin Music and I won’t pass the aux” Kendrick recites during the track, with ‘Sweet Chin Music’ of course being a reference to HBK’s iconic finishing move.

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WWE News: Top Superstar Reveals Contract is up in Early 2025

WWE News: A top Superstar has revealed that their contract is up in early 2025 and that they don’t know “what comes next.” 

Speaking to Alistair McGeorge for the UK’s Metro, Kevin Owens noted that his contract is up in around nine months, but he doesn’t yet know what is going to happen.

“I really don’t take anything for granted, I’ve nine months left on my contract, and I don’t know what can happen from here on out,” Owens noted.

WWE News: Kevin Owens Talks Contract Expiry

Owens has now been on the WWE roster for over a decade, after an incredibly successful run on the independent scene as Kevin Steen.

“This has been my home for 10 years and it’s beyond the locker room” Owens added. “There’s some very, very, very special people that work behind the scenes that I’ve become very close with, and I really can’t imagine not seeing them as part of my life.”

It remains to be seen whether or not Owens decides to re-sign or move on to the likes of All Elite Wrestling/AEW, but it will be a big loss for WWE if he decides to leave early next year.

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Cryptic Calendar Invite From Boss Blocking Fast Travel

SAN FRANCISCO – Around lunchtime on Friday, Jordan Greggs received a cryptic calendar invite from his boss scheduled for 4:30 PM that is now blocking fast travel, sources confirmed.

“It’s been a totally normal Friday. I even had plans to jet out a little early today to go on a hike with my girlfriend,” Greggs said. “Then all of a sudden I get a notification about a new meeting set on my calendar for late this afternoon. It’s weird…my boss hasn’t said a word to me all day, and then this popped up. I went to check out the details and it just says ‘Company Update.’ Also, as soon as I opened the event this ominous background music began to play and it’s taking me twice as long to get to the damn bathroom.”

“I’m not sure what’s going on or if I should be worried about my job,” Greggs continued. “The company’s been doing great financially. We made 3 billion dollars last year. I mean, obviously it was less than the 4 billion dollars we made the year before, and I have seen some chatter that investors are concerned…oh no. I’ve gotta stock up on Post-its from the supply closet because I probably won’t get another chance once I go into this. And it’s gonna take me half an hour to walk all the way over there from my desk now.”

Greggs’s boss, Joe Masterson, attempted to assuage any concerns.

“What meeting? Oh, the one late today? Yeah — sorry to say, but my team is scheduled until 5PM on Fridays,” Masterson said. “So that meeting is still technically during working hours. Look, it’s less than ideal for everyone, but sometimes these things just have to be done. There’s nothing to be concerned about, nothing at all. Especially if one of your concerns is having enough free time to hike. Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to put fog over some areas on the office mini-map.”

Alice Rice, Gregg’s HR Representative, had mysteriously little to say on the matter.

“Unfortunately, I don’t have any insight into personal meetings on employee calendars,” said Rice. “One thing I will say is that if you have a meeting scheduled with your manager, it’s important to attend — even if it does feel inconveniently timed. And no, I cannot confirm or deny that once employees believe the meeting with their main boss is complete, I will emerge from behind a turned-off camera to escalate the situation further. No more questions, please.”

At press time, Masterson was moving quietly through the hallways avoiding eye contact with all of his direct reports.

New Florida Law Prohibits Gamers From Playing as Characters of Opposite Gender

FLORIDA- Lawmakers in Florida have instituted a ban on video game players using avatars that do not align with their assigned gender at birth, sources confirmed.

“Are you a boy or a girl?” asks Elias Smith, a disgruntled GameStop employee to a child while setting up a custom Floridian gender lock GameShark on a new copy of Pokèmon Scarlett. “All gamers need to show a drivers license or birth certificate or else their game will be prevented from saving any progress.”

A fringe group of concerned parents, Parents Opinions Regarding Nonconformity (PORN), were at the forefront of lobbying for this law.

“I noticed my son Brayden choosing Cammy when we played Street Fighter together and I didn’t want him getting any ideas,” said concerned father Zachery Frederick, current secretary of PORN. “It’s bad enough he can’t take a hit like a man in real life. Now he wants to fight like a lady in Street Fighter? PORN was thankfully able to enact a law to fight his perversions.”

The new law clarifies that games with sections which require playing briefly as a secondary character of the opposite sex will need to make use of a buddy system to prevent breaking the law. Grayson Bradford, a gamer from Gainesville, is currently awaiting trial after he was reported for playing as Ellie for a short mission in The Last of Us.

“My roommate was pissed I wouldn’t let him on my Playstation. I didn’t see him recording me during the Ellie mission. He’s been trying to catch me since police have started offering a reward for any tips resulting in an arrest. The bastard got me out of the house for my PS5, and got $500 for doing it.” Bradford explains.

When asked how the law would apply to life simulation games like the popular virtual dollhouse The Sims series, where a player has control of everything, an official PORN newsletter clarified that in a context where the gamer is by all intents and purposes “God” only males are qualified to play citing that in the state of Florida God is canonically a man.

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