RIP Hard Drive 2017-2024

Hello!

When we started Hard Times and Hard Drive almost 10 years ago things were a bit easier for us. Facebook and others allowed our comedy to spread organically. Now, whenever we mention a political name or term, we see the reach of that post plummet. If we reference s*x or anything risque, we sometimes see our reach punished for a month or more. When we use swear words in an article, advertisers put us on a blacklist. When we put a link on a merch post, algorithms decide it’s better readers don’t see that post and just stay on social media.

We don’t want to complain. We just want to keep making jokes. But it’s becoming harder and harder to keep the lights on in this new environment. Our sites can no longer survive without some help.

So we’re launching a Patreon. https://www.patreon.com/thehardtimes

We’re completely owned and operated by our original founding team, which started as a punk zine almost a decade ago before also expanding to video games and nerd culture. During the pandemic, we actually sold Hard Times (not Hard Drive) in a bid to safeguard editor salaries, but after some disagreements with management, we decided it was best for the site if we bought it back and went completely independent and DIY again, just like how we started. So that’s where we are now.

We love the sites too much to see them go the route of so many other publications. We know you’ve seen many publications die and fade away. You’ve seen social media algorithms restrict content and what you see. So you get it.

We don’t want to be dramatic, but your support via Patreon is the only way to keep Hard Times and Hard Drive alive. Behind the scenes we’ve tried every other option we could think of (you’ve probably seen some). We’ve always resisted asking our audience for financial support and used as much personal money as we could to keep things afloat, but transitioning into a partially community-funded thing is our last real option. 

If you’d like to see Hard Times and Hard Drive continue in 2024, please consider becoming a patron (link in bio). We’re hopeful there are enough of you out there so we can keep the lights on, focus on creating content people enjoy, and spend more time creating exclusive NSFA (not safe for algorithms) content for patrons.

We’d like to have fun with this and consider it a new era of our comedy project. We’ll be doing things like creating exclusive articles every day for patrons, early access to ad-free versions of our articles, letting patrons vote on coverage/topics for future content, making playlists and articles about supporter’s bands or indie video games, giving merch discounts, and creating a Discord where readers can talk with our founders, writers, and editors. We want our community to be able to see behind the scenes, pitch ideas, pose for images that go with headlines, and a lot more.

We’re excited to experiment with some new community projects, like creating a Hard Times and Hard Drive dating service where our editors will help satirically exaggerate facts about patrons, hype you up, and post what looks like screencaps from this made-up satirical Hard Times/Hard Drive dating profile to our social media and tag you. We also want to create a “Scene Legends” version of this for people who don’t want the dating angle and just want to have us write jokes about them or their band/indie game/project.

We’d love it if The Hard Times and Hard Drive could become more of a community project instead of beholden to social media algorithms and advertisers. And we don’t want to see it owned by anyone who loves it less than us. But we can’t do it without you. 

If you’re out there and enjoy our stuff, it’d mean the world to us to see your support via our Patreon. If you can’t support us financially, we understand. Reposting or telling a friend who enjoys our stuff would be terrific. 

If we are unable to get enough patrons to keep the lights on, we’ll refund everyone who subscribed and shut the Patreon down. 

Thanks for reading and the years of laughs, comments, and energy either way.

-The Hard Times and Hard Drive

P.S. We thought about making this funny but decided creating funny content online is what got us into this mess in the first place.

Visit our Patreon by clicking here.

Man Revisiting Game Immediately Remembers Why He Never Finished It

BOISE, IDAHO — Local Boise resident George Jacobs was found incredibly frustrated after he revisited a game from his extensive backlog and almost immediately remembered why he never beat it, sources confirmed.

“As soon as the loading screen finished, a wave of bad memories washed over me,” said Jacobs, “It only took a few seconds to recognize all the problems, the terrible art direction, the clunky gameplay, the unfair enemy design. I knew it wasn’t a great game but I could’ve sworn it was better than this.”

George suffers from a case of Backlog Syndrome. Most common with adult gamers who’ve spent an unhealthy amount of money on seasonal sales. Backlog Syndrome causes their brain to form false positive memories of games permanently in their backlog. Upon revisiting said games, the whiplash of expectation to reality can cause a strong emotional reaction.

“I was just sitting here on the patio when I heard him groaning like he had a kidney stone,” said George’s girlfriend, Mary, “I rushed into the living room to find he was actually groaning at this map with hundreds of little icons. I asked if he knew what they meant and that just made him groan even louder.”

After turning his console off, it took hours of therapeutic forehead rubbing for George’s blood pressure to return to normal. Backlog Syndrome can lead to serious heart problems and brain aneurysms in the long term, but there are ways to combat it.

“I always tell my patients to think before they re-download”, said Dr. Lincoln, a local psychiatrist who deals with cases of Backlog Syndrome. “I ask them to answer this question: Is there an external reason that you never finished this game? If the last time you played was before a vacation or the start of school, then the answer is yes. If the last time you played was 2 months ago when you had this exact same dilemma, then the answer is no. If the game was made by Ubisoft, the answer is always no.”

Facing a backlog of over 200 full-length games, George has told sources that he’s “probably just gonna play Fortnite or something”.

She’ll Be Missed: Grandma Just Became Lootable

TAMPA, FLORIDA — The family and friends of Gertrude Horowitz were devastated this morning to discover a semi-transparent button floating above the matriarch’s head prompting them to press “E to Interact”

“I was sitting by her hospital bed, eating breakfast and waiting for her to wake up. Some other family was meant to be coming later today,” said her son, David.

“That’s when I noticed a faint blue outline radiating around her, and her body started to make the Fortnite chest sound. I… I didn’t understand what I was seeing. Denial, I think. I hit ‘E,’ assuming it might help, but all it did was give me some EXP, show me her inventory, and start a new quest called Organize Funeral.”

David expressed anxiety about having to fairly distribute his mother’s loot, which includes several Gryphon’s Fangs, a +2 Flaming Katana, and an extensive collection of mid-century modern furniture.

“I just hope I hit my loot roll,” said her nephew. “Grandma’s katana is best-in-slot.”

The hospital is currently awaiting delayed autopsy reports, citing Gertrude’s ragdoll partially clipping into the wall and flailing everywhere.

“It’s a good thing that kid got to her inventory before she glitched out, because now the physics engine isn’t even displaying her model in the right spot. We can’t access anything,” reports a hospital janitor. “Might even have to call an admin.”

A memorial service is set to be held at Carson & Wortman Funeral Home in Carrollwood. The service will take place at 11 am tomorrow before she despawns.

In lieu of flowers, the Horowitz family asks for donations to the Clerical-Druidic Alliance. Donations will go towards healing magic outreach, directly protecting families from suffering more tragedies like this one.

GTA VI Leaker Escapes After Using Cheat Code to Reset Wanted Level

NEW YORK — The man who leaked the GTA VI trailer early has escaped from police custody. According to police, the fugitive was able to use a cheat code that reset their wanted level to zero leaving authorities with nothing to do.

The move caught authorities off guard and they’re scrambling to find out what to do.

“We were really close to locking this man away for good but now we’re back to square one,” said Rockstar Secret Service Agent Rebecca Stone. “The whole force was ready to come down on this person and in one fell swoop everyone just gave up and wandered away because of this cheat code.”

Rockstar president Sam Houser is confident they’ll get back on track and re-catch the leaker.

“We have our best people working on it right now. We have almost the entire company looking for the printout of the cheat codes. It might take a while but we’ll find it and when we do the leaker is toast.”

“Once we find it we’ll be able to set the wanted level back to five stars and we’ll spawn in an attack helicopter and tank for good measure.”

While Houser is confident that once Rockstar finds their cheat code list they’ll have the advantage, Stone is more cautious.

“Obviously it will help us immensely but we don’t want to get overconfident. The leaker already had a reset wanted level cheat so who knows what other cheats they have. We have to operate under the assumption that whatever cheat codes we get, they have a cheat to counter it. We need to be smart.”

Houser is prepared to use drastic measures if he must.

“If push comes to shove I’ll do whatever it takes to catch this person. Leakers are the evilest scum on the planet so if I have to I will activate the pedestrians riot cheat code if I have to.”

At press time Rockstar employees are being interrogated by Trevor Phillips to determine whose kid is the leaker.

Wordle Today 930 Answer And Wordle Hint For January 5, 2024

Wordle can be an unforgiving puzzle sometimes, and you can often come so close to losing a long win streak. So, for your convenience, here are some hints as well as the answer for the Wordle today Jan 5.

We present Wordle clues here in a variety of ways to gently help you along, but if you just want the answer straight, spoilers be damned,  then scroll all the way down to the section titled Today’s Wordle Answer.

Already Jan 6 at your location? Try our Wordle answer page for that day instead!

 

Wordle Hint Today 930 January 5, 2024

Wordle Hint Today
Today’s Wordle Hint

Here’s a hint with the meaning of today’s Wordle answer

 

A sudden forward movement used for attack or strategic positioning.

 

 

Wordle Hint Today Fifth Letter

The fifth letter for the Wordle answer today is:

 

“E”

 

 

Wordle Hint Today Fourth Letter

The fourth letter for the Wordle answer today is:

 

“G”

 

 

Wordle Hint Today Third Letter

The third letter for the Wordle answer today is:

 

“N”

 

 

Wordle Hint Today Second Letter

The second letter for the Wordle answer today is:

 

“U”

 

 

Wordle Hint Today First Letter

The first letter for the Wordle answer today is:

 

“L”

 

 

Today’s Wordle Answer

And finally, here is the Wordle answer today. While this is your last chance to turn back, don’t feel bad about having to look it up.

Sometimes you have just one last chance to solve the puzzle, but three different letters that could viably fit into that last remaining square. At other times the word is so obscure, you just would not have gotten it without having in-depth knowledge about some oddly specific subject.

That’s no reason to lose a streak you have kept going for 288 days straight! So here goes nothing:

3…

2…

1…

The Wordle answer today isLUNGE”

 

Wordle Today – Answer And Hint For #931 January 6, 2024

 

Previous Wordle Answers With Their Definitions

Wordle #929 For January 4, 2024

“SCANT”

An adjective that describes something that is limited, insufficient, or barely enough in quantity, degree, or extent.

Wordle #928 For January 3, 2024

“TWIRL”

The action of rotating or spinning something around its axis or in a circular motion.

Wordle #927 For January 2, 2024

“AGING”

The process of getting older, typically associated with the passage of time.

Wordle #926 For January 1, 2024

“MURAL”

A large-scale artwork or painting that is created directly on a wall, ceiling, or other permanent surface.

Wordle #925 For December 31, 2023

“SALTY”

A taste sensation associated with the presence of salt.

Wordle #924 For December 30, 2023

“THREE”

The numerical representation of the quantity 3.

Top 10 Societal Collapses in Video Games Better Than The One We’re Currently Living Through

Apocalyptic video games were, at a time, fictional epics of impossible events that would entertain gamer’s imaginations of the future. However, It didn’t take long for our own civilization to fall on its own. The end of the world went from unlikely to plausible within the lifespan of video games as a medium. Now we look to these apocalypse games as escapism from the one we are currently living through.

Metro 2033

This apocalypse went nuclear in 2013, which was coincidentally the last time I’ve felt any hope in society. Might as well become a russian mole person, hiding out in the subway stations away from the next form of human evolution trying to eradicate us. Sounds fun!

Walking Dead

I invested way too much of my time on AMC at 9pm on Sundays for it not to play out like this. Please tell me I’ve not wasted my precious mind away going back to this series time and time again.

Left for Dead 2

Sure there’s zombies to deal with, but at least you have friends along for the ride with. Look I haven’t actually played Left for Dead 2 but I know everyone else has so I had to put it on the list. It is a zombie game right?

 

The Last of Us

If this apocalypse isn’t better than the one we’re living through then why has it been remastered twice? If the world is going to end it might as well have the production value of an HBO masterpiece. It’s not TV, it’s the end of the world.

Death Stranding

Living in a post apocalyptic world will almost definitely have its setbacks and challenges. But why sacrifice the one true pleasure of human existence? Timely Amazon deliveries right to our front door. In a futuristic wasteland where walking appears to be the most advanced form of travel, one fetus delivery man’s journey will bring Wi-Fi to a star-studded apocalypse.

Stray

Our current apocalypse is moving at a snail’s pace. What else can we do but tune into the news and watch man instigate its own demise? Stray’s apocalypse is a tantalizing one because human beings are nowhere to be found! Just silly robots and cute kitty cats populate this dystopian future. Sounds like a purrfect way for the world to end!

Dead Island

As I watch the unfolding of humanity from mundane suburbia, I can’t help but daydream of an apocalypse set in a tropical paradise. Sure, flesh eating mutants of once vacationing millionaires are trying to kill you, but you can’t beat that view.

Horizon Zero Dawn

Imagine if A.I. got tired of perfectly emulating human thought and decided to be the animals too? We get it bro, you double majored in college and now the world is irreparably damaged, I gotta get back to worshiping my mountain goddess.

Fallout: New Vegas

Finally! An apocalypse where I can team up with the sentient supercomputer and hurry it along already! Asking ChatGPT to take over the world yields nothing promising, just concerns about my mental health. But who can be depressed slingling slots in Vegas baby, ring a ding ding!

Zelda BOTW

An apocalypse is only as good as the mythological prophecy that promises the world will be returned to stasis, and a hero who will vanquish the calamity that plagues the land. The only problem is that guy is taking a 100 year nap and we’re just chill with waiting? Go wake that little guy up. I’ve got a life to get back to.

Brawlhalla Codes January 2024

Brawlhalla is pretty much F2P Super Smash Bros, and offers endless opportunity to customize favorite characters with cosmetics, most of which are paid-only, but some are unlocked by redeemable codes. This is a list of all active Brawlhalla codes that we know of in January 2024.

 

Wordle Today – Answer And Hint For #940 January 15, 2024

 

Active Brawlhall Codes

Brawlhalla
Brawlhalla

The most recent Brawlhalla codes are listed first.

GQTG6J-BB8CJZ

  • Unlock the Iron Legion Bundle

X1RHS4-9GF2KB

  • Unlock Space Dogfighter Bundle

 

MORE REDEMPTION CODES:

 

Expired Brawlhalla Codes

Brawlhalla
Brawlhalla

These codes are quite old, and are very likely to have expired already, but feel free to try your luck anyway.

XN1RRJ-Q8PJVX

 

7T5G5Y-MVGPP8

  • Nightblade Bundle

P97TJ9-Z521XV

  • Mysterious Stranger Bundle

 

Fortnite Codes January 2024

 

How To Redeem Brawlhalla Codes

Brawlhalla
Brawlhalla

Redeeming Brawlhalla codes is a simple process:

  • Main Menu
  • Store
  • Redeem Code in the bottom-left
  • Copy/paste codes
    • Or manually type them in, taking care not to confuse 1 with ‘I’, and 0 with ‘O’
  • Wait for confirmation pop-up

 

PUBG Mobile Codes January 2024

 

This list will be updated as often as we are able to track down more redemption codes from any and all Brawlhalla sources.

How To Make A Metal Smelter In LEGO Fortnite

The Metal Smelter is an important building on your path to the endgame in LEGO Fortnite. This guide will show you how to make a Metal Smelter.

 

Wordle Today – Answer And Hint For #940 January 15, 2024

 

How To Unlock The Metal Smelter Recipe In LEGO Fortnite

LEGO Fortnite
LEGO Fortnite

The Metal Smelter recipe is unlocked by upgrading your Village to Level 9 in LEGO Fortnite. This requires:

  • 15 Flexwood
  • 15 Obsidian
  • 10 Cut Amber

All three resources can be sourced from the Dry Valley biome, aka the desert. Venture into the same Lava Caves from which you would mine Brightcore in order to find Obsidian. Amber should be readily available for mining in the open world as well, while Flexwood can be harvested from the cacti.

Once you have upgraded your Village to Level 9, the recipe for the Metal Smelter should automatically unlock under the Utility tab.

 

MORE IN FORTNITE:

 

How To Make A Metal Smelter In LEGO Fortnite

LEGO Fortnite
LEGO Fortnite

The Metal Smelter will require a lot of Rare resources:

  • 15 Brightcore
  • 35 Obsidian Slab
  • 3 Blast Core

You should have acquired sufficient quantities of Brightcore from your previous trip to the Lava Caves of the Dry Valley. Blast Cores can only be collected by eliminating Blasters in the very same caves. The Obsidian Slabs will have to be processed by the Stone Breaker, which is the same machine that processes Granite into Granite Slabs.

Given the high quantities of Obsidian Slab required, you might want to consider building a second Stone Breaker, in order to speed things up.

 

How To Turn On Visual Sound Effects In Fortnite

 

What Does The Metal Smelter Do In LEGO Fortnite

The Metal Smelter will open up the path to acquiring Epic tools, by processing raw material ores into processed bars. Copper bars will be the handiest resource produced by the Metal Smelter in its early stages.

NBA 2K Mobile Codes January 2024

NBA 2K Mobile is essentially a full-fledged mobile version of NBA 2K24 with its own economy, complete with in-game currency and coins. This is a list of all active NBA 2K Mobile codes that we know of in January 2024.

 

Wordle Today – Answer And Hint For #940 January 15, 2024

 

Active NBA 2K Mobile Codes

NBA 2K Mobile
NBA 2K Mobile

The most recent NBA 2K Mobile locker codes are listed first.

AMBERYAO

  • Yao Ming Card

MRTRIPLEDOUBLE

  • Oscar Robertson Card

S6COVERSTAR

  • Donovan Mitchell Card and Gear

THANKYOUMELO

  • Carmelo Anthony Card

PEARLLAVINE

  • Zach Levine Card

THEDREAM

  • Hakeem Olajuwon Card

 

MORE REDEMPTION CODES:

 

Recent NBA 2K Mobile Codes

NBA 2K Mobile
NBA 2K Mobile

The following codes are relatively recent and you should try them out just to be certain that they are not active.

ICETRAE11

  • Trae Young Card

BIGTICKET

  • Kevin Garnett Card

DMWILKINS

  • Dominique Wilkins Card

BACK2BACKMVP

  • Nikola Jokic Card

LUKAMAGIC

  • Luka Doncic Card

 

NBA 2K24 Locker Codes January 2024

 

LARRYLEGEND

  • Larry Bird Card

PDMORANT

  • Ja Morant Card

NBAISBACK

  • Anthony Davis Card

GALAXYPG13

  • Paul George Card

BILLRUSSELL

  • Bill Russell Card

 

Fortnite Codes January 2024

 

MVPDROSE

  • Derrick Rose Card

JORDAN23

  • Michael Jordan Card
  • 2 Energy Recharges

THEADMIRAL

  • David Robinson Card

CAPTAINKLAY

  • Klay Thompson Card

DAMETIME

  • Damon Lillard Card

 

Expired NBA 2K Mobile Codes

NBA 2K Mobile
NBA 2K Mobile

These codes are quite old, and are very likely to have expired already, but feel free to try your luck anyway.

JRUESUMMER

  • Jrue’s Summer Card

SHOWTIME

  • Magic Johnson Card

THEBIGCACTUS

  • Shaq Card

KPPLAYOFFS

  • Porzingis’ theme Card
  • 2 Event Energy Chargers

ELGINBAYLOR

  • Elgin Baylor Card

CP3PHOENIX

  • Chris Paul Card

EMERALDKLAY

  • Klay Thompson Card

 

PUBG Mobile Codes January 2024

 

JIMMYBUCKETS

  • Jimmy Butler Card

ADFIRSTCHIP

  • Onyx Anthony Davis

MAMBAFOREVER

  • Onyx Kobe Bryant

VINSANITY

  • Amethyst Vince Carter
  • 2 Energy Recharges

CURRYFAM

  • Emerald Dell Curry
  • Ruby Stephen Curry
  • Gold Seth Curry

RUBYJOKER

  • Ruby Nikola Jokic
  • 2 Energy Recharges

HOODIEMELO

  • Sapphire Carmelo Anthony
  • Hooded Sweater for MyPlayer

ZIONDEBUT

  • Sapphire Zion Williamson
  • 2 Small Generic Chargers

 

Call Of Duty: Mobile Codes January 2024

 

DAMEDOLLA

  • Emerald Damian Lillard
  • 10 Standard Gear Keys

GREEKFREAKMVP

  • Emerald Giannis Antetokounmpo
  • 1 Small Generic Charger

BEARDISBACK

  • Gold James Harden

COMMUNITYEVO

  • Evolution Channing Frye [OR]
  • Evolution Latrell Sprewell [OR]
  • Evolution Jrue Holiday

CMNTY-YK9AK-G2JW7-92WC3-8XGND

  • 2 Free Wheel Spins

#2KTVHeadTie

  • 2KTV Headband

HZ84F-HG82V-WPD76-37AYT-921DW

  • 3 Tokens

 

Farlight 84 Codes January 2024

 

This list will be updated as often as we are able to track down more redemption codes from any and all NBA 2K Mobile sources.

Dead By Daylight Mobile Codes January 2024

Seems like every other major PC game has a mobile counterpart lately, and Dead by Daylight is no exception. Players looking for redeemable codes for Dead by Daylight Mobile don’t have to look any further. This is a list of all active Dead by Daylight Mobile codes that we know of in January 2024.

 

Wordle Today – Answer And Hint For #940 January 15, 2024

 

Active Dead By Daylight Mobile Codes

Dead By Daylight Mobile
Dead By Daylight Mobile

The most recent Dead by Daylight Mobile codes are listed first.

GFUEL

  • 50K Blood Points

STEELSERIES

  • 50K Blood Points

ELGATO

  • 50K Blood Points

ALIENWARE

  • 50K Blood Points

 

MORE REDEMPTION CODES:

 

THANKYOUFOR60M

  • 1M Blood Points
  • 6K Iridescent Shards

 

Recent Dead By Daylight Mobile Codes

Dead By Daylight Mobile
Dead By Daylight Mobile

The following codes are relatively recent and you should try them out just to be certain that they are not active.

QMFX4313828528

  • 2 Sinister Stones

QMBM8733283903

  • 10K Bloodpoints

INVI4183761008

  • 20K Bloodpoints

 

Expired Dead By Daylight Mobile Codes

Dead By Daylight Mobile
Dead By Daylight Mobile

These codes are quite old, and are very likely to have expired already, but feel free to try your luck anyway.

SHHH

  • 100 Iridescent Shards
  • 5 Bloody Party Streamers

BOOP

  • Boop The Snoot Mask

 

This list will be updated as often as we are able to track down more redemption codes from any and all Dead by Daylight Mobile sources.