Here’s the full set of patch notes for the Dead by Daylight 7.6.1 update on March 25, 2024, including the various bug fixes and game balance adjustments. The Twins return, while The Hag receives some tweaks.
Dead By Daylight Update 7.6.1 Patch Content
Re-enabled The Twins.
Killer Updates
The Hag
Add-Ons
Cracked Turtle Egg:
Increases triggered Phantasm Trap duration by 30% (was 20%).
Half Eggshell:
Increases triggered Phantasm Trap duration by 25% (was 15%).
Powdered Eggshell:
Increases triggered Phantasm Trap duration by 20% (was 10%).
Survivor Bots
Reaction Time
In order to ease the learning of how to play Killers in Custom Matches, we have updated our Survivor Bots:
Base reaction times are now randomized and slower on average.
Reaction time versus Powers now increases according to distance between Survivor Bot and Killer.
Reaction time versus Powers now increases when Survivor Bot does not see the Killer.
Dead By Daylight Update 7.6.1 Patch Bug Fixes
The Unknown's DLC exclusive cosmetic is granted when purchasing the All Things Wicked Chapter (works retroactively).
The correct loadout is now displayed in the tutorial tally screens.
Fixed a rare issue where returning players might get stuck on game boot.
Fixed an issue that could cause a crash in the lobby when having any Remix Archive Challenge selected.
Audio
Fixed an issue that caused some wheat plants to not trigger any SFX on Coldwind Farm's Fractured Cowshed map.
Environment/Maps
Fixed an issue in Crotus Prenn Asylum where The Trapper's Bear Traps would float above the ground in the Shack.
The Demogorgon is now correctly able to traverse the Upside Down when a Portal is placed in various parts of the theater in Greenville Square map.
Fixed an issue in Mother's Dwelling where collision would prevent a proper navigation for both roles.
Fixed an issue that caused a placeholder tile to spawn in Mother's Dwelling.
Fixed an issue in Treatment Theater where The Singularity's Biopods would not correctly attach to the walls.
Fixed an issue where Victor could walk along stairs on Badham PreSchool.
Fixed an issue in Eyrie of Crows where a The Trapper could set his Trap under an object.
Fixed an issue in Toba Landing where Killers could land on top of objects.
Fixed an issue that caused the Fragile Blood Basins to sometimes float in the air in multiple maps.
Characters
Fixed an issue that caused Charlotte's movement to rubberband after unbinding and recalling Victor.
Fixed an issue that caused Charlotte's movement to be Hindered for the rest of the Trial after unbinding Victor two or more times.
Fixed an issue that caused The Oni to lunge attack while carrying a Survivor.
Fixed an issue that caused The Unknown's hair to clip into the camera when hitting an object with the Rare and Very Rare heads equipped.
Perks
Endurance status effect no longer remains active when performing the Invocation: Weaving Spiders interaction.
A Score Event is no longer missing upon completion of the Invocation: Weaving Spiders interaction.
The Perk Scourge Hook: Floods of Rage no longer fails to reveal the other Survivor auras when a Survivor self-unhooks on the Scourge Hook.
UI
Fixed an issue where the player could select another button behind the invitation widget while accepting or declining an invitation.
Fixed the Archive Rift Pass Details text formatting.
Platforms
Fixed an issue that caused The Skull Merchant's Scarlet Vengeance Outfit to be missing arms on Nintendo Switch.
Dead By Daylight Update 7.6.1 Patch Known Issues
The Doctor's Blood Shock Outfit head has stretched textures during his lobby menu animation.
Two pretty major pro wrestling names are about to become free agents, and they just said goodbye to colleagues in TNA Wrestling.
According to a new report from Fightful Select, the Motor City Machine Guns (Alex Shelley and Chris Sabin) have said their goodbyes to the company:
“Fightful Select was able to confirm PWInsider’s report that there was a sendoff and some farewells at tonight’s TNA tapings in Philadelphia. Chris Sabin and Alex Shelley’s TNA deals are set to expire in about a week, with them slated to be free agents on April 1. They’re expected to have multiple suitors in free agency and as of now aren’t expected back in TNA. However, we’re told the door has been kept open.”
With the Guns leaving TNA, questions are now arising regarding their status going forward and whether they could be heading to WWE or AEW.
Whilst AEW looks more likely right now, Alex Shelley has performed in NXT in the past, and with WWE taking a different direction under Triple H, there is a chance that he could decide to go back to the ‘fed.’
The duo have not confirmed their status going forward, but it will very likely be one of those two as their next destination.
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Former WWE Superstar Ronda Rousey has been making some incendiary comments lately, and now there’s even more coming out.
Writing in her new memoir (via SEScoops), Rousey calls former Head of Talent Relations John Laurinaitis an “all around dirtbag.”
“He looked and acted like an entitled sixty-year-old former frat boy…Whereas Triple H looked for talent and potential in NXT prospects, it appeared John Laurinaitis looked for f*ckability,” she claimed.
Rousey would later go on to call him an “all around dirtbag,” whilst also ripping into the likes of Bruce Prichard, saying they can all “go f*** themselves.”
Ronda Rousey rips into John Laurinaitis
This isn’t the first time that Ronda has let loose at former members of the WWE backstage team, as she tore apart Vince McMahon in the same memoir (titled Our Fight):
“It’s hard sometimes to know where the evil, unethical, slimeball character of Vince McMahon played out for the cameras ends and the actual questionably ethical, many times sued, and multiple times accused of sexual misconduct Vince McMahon begins” Ronda would state. “That blurred line between character and reality is a recurring theme within the WWE Universe.”
It’s very unlikely that we’ll ever see Ronda back in the company, but considering that she did praise the current head of WWE creative, Triple H, and she has a lot of supporters at the TKO Group, namely those in UFC and the likes of The Rock, so it could happen at some point.
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GREENVILLE, NC – Mr. Beast, the most subscribed individual creator on YouTube, has reportedly announced massive, widespread layoffs among his subscribers. According to leaked memos those affected will be laid off from watching, competing in, or even subscribing to his videos, effective immediately.
“Today is a sad day for everyone here at Mr. Beast,” Jimmy Donaldson, the creator known as Mr. Beast said in a leaked internal memo sent to subscribers. “Without our dedicated fanbase, we wouldn’t have anyone to trap on desert islands in both the videos we release and also the ones which go poorly that we don’t release (RIP).”
The subscriber cuts, coming just months after the creator passed the 200 million subscriber mark, has shocked the YouTube community. More importantly, millions of his younger fans are now having to face the shocking reality that they may not be randomly selected to run on a human-sized hamster wheel for 100 hours in order to win $50,000.
“Now I’ll just have to fight for my life for an Xbox from Kai Cenat,” said Kyle Stephen, a 10-year-old Mr. Beast fan from New Jersey. “Without the opportunity to have faceless sponsors fund my personal suffering for a relatively short amount of time for a life-changing amount of money, I now need to reconsider everything I knew about my career.’”
Analysts worry that this may have ripple effects across the influencer industry, but provide a hopeful picture of what’s to come.
“What we see here is simply unprecedented growth in viewership that couldn’t be sustained any longer by simply increasing the brightness and detail on Mr. Beast’s teeth in thumbnails,” John Fraik said in a LinkedIn post on Wednesday. “Although this is unfortunate for the small handful of subscribers affected this week, we believe its a necessary step to reach 300 million subscribers and the right move for Mr. Donaldson.”
At press time, those impacted by the subscriber reduction were offered a severance package of one 10% off coupon, applicable for one Feastables chocolate bar at any participating Walmart Supercenter™.
MONTREAL — Ubisoft has announced that the next Assassin’s Creed game will include AI NPCs that players will be able to form realistic conversations with, though most of those conversations will involve getting your characters to tell them which of these images contain a bus.
“We’re very excited about integrating this groundbreaking new feature into our games,” said Marge Clarkson, Ubisoft’s head of AI Integration, “Assassin’s Creed fans are always asking for new and unique features and we think this is exactly what they want. They’ll now be able to form new life-like relationships with these characters that will try and steal their ancestors’ memories so they can masquerade as humans.”
We were able to acquire a sample of the dialogue from early tests they’ve done on this new program:
“Hey there! My name is Laura. I really need you to log in to the animus for me. No you won’t be going to Renaissance era Italy or Ancient Egypt, you’ll be going on a fun adventure to Boise, Idaho to identify different types of buses for us!”
Some players have even gotten their hands on a demo of the game that uses these new AI characters and had mixed reactions.
“I just feel like it’s a little distracting,” said Gerald Gleason, self-proclaimed Assassin’s Creed super fan. “I was trying to intercept these templar agents but I kept getting interrupted by the Animus telling me to stop what I was doing and take notes on the vehicles my character kept walking by. When I tried to skip it the voice told me I’d have to do it again and make sure I scanned every vehicle on this long list for full synchronization.”
At press time, Ubisoft announced their NPCs have almost figured out how to click the little box that says “I’m not a robot” after enough players completed their “Remember Recaptcha” memories.
Wordle can be an unforgiving puzzle sometimes, and you can often come so close to ending a long winning streak. So, for your convenience, here are some hints as well as the answer for the Wordle today Mar 26.
We present Wordle clues here in a variety of ways to gently help you along, but if you just want the answer straight, spoilers be damned, then scroll all the way down to the section titled Today’s Wordle Answer.
The elected or appointed head of a municipal government, typically responsible for overseeing the administration and governance of a city or town.
Wordle Hint Today Fifth Letter
The fifth letter for the Wordle answer today is:
“R”
Wordle Hint Today Fourth Letter
The fourth letter for the Wordle answer today is:
“O”
Wordle Hint Today Third Letter
The third letter for the Wordle answer today is:
“Y”
Wordle Hint Today Second Letter
The second letter for the Wordle answer today is:
“A”
Wordle Hint Today First Letter
The first letter for the Wordle answer today is:
“M”
Today’s Wordle Answer
And finally, here is the Wordle answer today. While this is your last chance to turn back, don’t feel bad about having to look it up.
Sometimes you have just one last chance to solve the puzzle, but three different letters that could viably fit into that last remaining square. At other times the word is so obscure, you just would not have gotten it without having in-depth knowledge about some oddly specific subject.
That’s no reason to lose a streak you have kept going for 1001 days straight! So here goes nothing:
A piece of absorbent fabric or paper used for drying or wiping oneself or objects.
Wordle #1008 For March 23, 2024
“RISEN“
A verb that means to move from a lower position to a higher one, to ascend, or to become higher in level, position, or status; past participle form.
Wordle #1007 For March 22, 2024
“DECAY“
The gradual deterioration or decomposition of something over time.
Wordle #1006 For March 21, 2024
“SHADE“
The darkness created by an object blocking the light from the sun or a source of light.
Wordle #1005 For March 20, 2024
“LINGO“
A specialized or informal vocabulary used by a particular group, profession, or community.
Wordle #1004 For March 19, 2024
“ABIDE“
To accept or act in accordance with a rule, decision, or recommendation; to tolerate or endure something.
Wordle #1003 For March 18, 2024
“SPELT“
To recite, write, or form words with letters in the correct order; past tense and past participle of that verb.
Wordle #1002 For March 17, 2024
“SNORT“
To forcefully inhale air through the nose, often audibly, as a reflex action or to clear the nasal passages, and sometimes in the context of narcotics.
Wordle #1001 For March 16, 2024
“TOXIN“
A harmful substance produced by living organisms, such as bacteria, fungi, plants, or animals, that can cause damage to cells, tissues, or organs when ingested, inhaled, or otherwise absorbed into the body.
Wordle #1000 For March 15, 2024
“ERUPT“
To burst or break out suddenly and violently, especially in terms of a volcano releasing lava, ash, and gases.
Wordle #999 For March 14, 2024
“SINCE“
A point in time from which something has continued or developed; the starting point of a period of time.
Wordle #998 For March 13, 2024
“LOCAL“
Something that is nearby, or in the immediate vicinity, as opposed to being widespread or global. Or a person who resides in a particular area or community.
Wordle #997 For March 12, 2024
“HEAVE“
To lift, haul, or throw a heavy object with great effort. Also used to describe when a chest rises and falls rhythmically or spasmodically as if struggling to breathe.
Wordle #996 For March 11, 2024
“PESKY“
An adjective used informally to describe something or someone annoying, bothersome, or causing minor but persistent trouble or irritation.
Wordle #995 For March 10, 2024
“GRASP“
As a noun: a firm hold or grip.
As a verb: to understand or to comprehend something.
Wordle #994 For March 9, 2024
“CHEER“
As a verb, to express happiness or encouragement, oftentimes with a loud shout, slogan, or acclamation.
Wordle #993 For March 8, 2024
“EARLY“
An adjective that refers to something occurring or done before the expected, usual, or appointed time.
Wordle #992 For March 7, 2024
“CLONE“
Produce genetically identical copies of an organism, typically through asexual reproduction or by using biotechnological methods.
Wordle #991 For March 6, 2024
“TEARY“
An adjective that describes someone who is shedding a bodily fluid from their eyes, often as a result of sadness, emotion, or sensitivity.
Wordle #990 For March 5, 2024
“HUNCH“
A noun that refers to a feeling, intuition, or instinctive guess about something, often without any logical explanation or evidence.
A verb that means to bend or stoop forward, typically due to discomfort, fatigue, or cold.
Wordle #989 For March 4, 2024
“FLAME“
The highly visible, brightly glowing, and often flickering component of a fire.
Wordle #988 For March 3, 2024
“STATE“
As a noun: a political entity with defined geographical boundaries, a permanent population, and a government.
Wordle #987 For March 2, 2024
“URBAN“
The social, cultural, and economic aspects of city life, as opposed to rural living.
Wordle #986 For March 1, 2024
“FORTY“
A numeric value that can be arrived at by multiplying four by ten.
Wordle #985 For February 29, 2024
“IMAGE“
A visual representation or depiction of something, typically produced by photography, painting, drawing, or digital means.
Wordle #984 For February 28, 2024
“DEVIL“
A supernatural being, often depicted as evil, malevolent, or the adversary of God.
Wordle #983 For February 27, 2024
“SENSE“
As a noun, any of the five faculties through which stimuli from the external world are received and perceived: sight, hearing, taste, smell, and touch.
Wordle #982 For February 26, 2024
“OFTEN“
An adverb that indicates frequency or regularity of occurrence.
Wordle #981 For February 25, 2024
“SMITH“
A common surname of English origin.
A person who works with skill and craftsmanship in the creation of various objects.
Wordle #980 For February 24, 2024
“PIPER“
A musician who plays the bagpipes, a traditional wind instrument.
Wordle #979 For February 23, 2024
“APART“
Separate or detached from something else; not connected or joined together.
Wordle #978 For February 22, 2024
“HEAVY“
Used as an adjective to indicate having great weight; difficult to lift, move, or carry due to mass or density.
Wordle #977 For February 21, 2024
“BUILD“
Used as a verb most commonly: to construct, assemble, or create something, such as a structure, or object.
Wordle #976 For February 20, 2024
“MATCH“
To be equal or corresponding to something else in quality, quantity, or significance.
Wordle #975 For February 19, 2024
“PRICE“
The amount of money or value that must be paid or exchanged to acquire goods or services.
Wordle #974 For February 18, 2024
“RIDGE“
A long, narrow, elevated area of land that forms a crest or a continuous line along the top of a mountain, or hill.
Wordle #973 For February 17, 2024
“PSALM“
A sacred song or hymn, typically from a specific titular Biblical book, which is a collection of religious poems and prayers found in the Old Testament of the Bible.
Wordle #972 For February 16, 2024
“STASH“
As a noun: a secret or hidden supply of something, typically valuable or desirable items.
As a verb: to hide or store something away, often for future use or for safekeeping.
Wordle #971 For February 15, 2024
“ASCOT“
A type of necktie or cravat that is typically worn with formal attire. It consists of a narrow strip of fabric that is folded over and tied in a manner similar to a scarf, with the ends tucked into the collar of a shirt.
SEATTLE — Local dad Kenneth Morris stayed up late playing video games without alerting his eight-year-old son by hiding under his bedsheets, sources confirm.
“I gotta be really sneaky to get away with this,” said Morris. “If my son knows I’m on the Switch, then he’s gonna want to play, and I won’t get any time to myself. So, while he’s brushing his teeth, I hide the Switch in my nightstand. Then, after it’s officially lights-out time, I stand outside his room and whisper his name to make sure he’s really asleep before I start to play. I turn the volume way down so he won’t hear, but you can’t be too safe. Sometimes I hit the buttons too loud and then I have to freeze and listen to make sure he’s not coming down the hall.”
Morris’s son Jesse was quick to clarify that he was aware of his father’s late-night gaming habit.
“Of course I know he brings the Switch to bed,” said the younger Morris. “You think I don’t notice that it’s mysteriously absent from the dock in the morning? Plus, I’m the primary account on the Switch Online family plan. I can see all of his activity. The thing is, as a kid, you’ve got to learn to pick your battles. By letting him get away with something small like this, I help him to build his confidence and independence. If it starts to affect his performance at work, then we’ll sit down to talk about it. Until then, he can think he’s slick.”
Others in the household were less happy with Morris’s nocturnal hobby.
“It’s bad enough that I have to share a room with him,” said Hannah, Morris’s wife. “He’s always leaving his dirty laundry in a pile on the floor and he never makes the bed. Now he’s keeping me up making a little tent out of the comforter so he can play his damn games. I asked him nicely to stop, but he said that if I’m going to stay up reading my Kindle, he can do whatever he wants on his side of the bed. Then I threatened to tell Jesse, but Ken called me a snitch. I’m seriously thinking about moving into my She Shed.”
At press time, Morris expressed excitement for an upcoming weeklong trip to visit his son’s grandparents, because they let him stay up as late as he wants.
Wordle can be an unforgiving puzzle sometimes, and you can often come so close to ending a long winning streak. So, for your convenience, here are some hints as well as the answer for the Wordle today Mar 25.
We present Wordle clues here in a variety of ways to gently help you along, but if you just want the answer straight, spoilers be damned, then scroll all the way down to the section titled Today’s Wordle Answer.
A sudden charge out of a besieged place against the enemy; to set out from a place to engage in a venture or activity.
It can also mean a witty remark or a quick, energetic action.
A female given name.
Wordle Hint Today Fifth Letter
The fifth letter for the Wordle answer today is:
“Y”
Wordle Hint Today Fourth Letter
The fourth letter for the Wordle answer today is:
“L”
Wordle Hint Today Third Letter
The third letter for the Wordle answer today is:
“L”
Wordle Hint Today Second Letter
The second letter for the Wordle answer today is:
“A”
Wordle Hint Today First Letter
The first letter for the Wordle answer today is:
“S”
Today’s Wordle Answer
And finally, here is the Wordle answer today. While this is your last chance to turn back, don’t feel bad about having to look it up.
Sometimes you have just one last chance to solve the puzzle, but three different letters that could viably fit into that last remaining square. At other times the word is so obscure, you just would not have gotten it without having in-depth knowledge about some oddly specific subject.
That’s no reason to lose a streak you have kept going for 258 days straight! So here goes nothing:
A verb that means to move from a lower position to a higher one, to ascend, or to become higher in level, position, or status; past participle form.
Wordle #1007 For March 22, 2024
“DECAY“
The gradual deterioration or decomposition of something over time.
Wordle #1006 For March 21, 2024
“SHADE“
The darkness created by an object blocking the light from the sun or a source of light.
Wordle #1005 For March 20, 2024
“LINGO“
A specialized or informal vocabulary used by a particular group, profession, or community.
Wordle #1004 For March 19, 2024
“ABIDE“
To accept or act in accordance with a rule, decision, or recommendation; to tolerate or endure something.
Wordle #1003 For March 18, 2024
“SPELT“
To recite, write, or form words with letters in the correct order; past tense and past participle of that verb.
Wordle #1002 For March 17, 2024
“SNORT“
To forcefully inhale air through the nose, often audibly, as a reflex action or to clear the nasal passages, and sometimes in the context of narcotics.
Wordle #1001 For March 16, 2024
“TOXIN“
A harmful substance produced by living organisms, such as bacteria, fungi, plants, or animals, that can cause damage to cells, tissues, or organs when ingested, inhaled, or otherwise absorbed into the body.
Wordle #1000 For March 15, 2024
“ERUPT“
To burst or break out suddenly and violently, especially in terms of a volcano releasing lava, ash, and gases.
Wordle #999 For March 14, 2024
“SINCE“
A point in time from which something has continued or developed; the starting point of a period of time.
Wordle #998 For March 13, 2024
“LOCAL“
Something that is nearby, or in the immediate vicinity, as opposed to being widespread or global. Or a person who resides in a particular area or community.
Wordle #997 For March 12, 2024
“HEAVE“
To lift, haul, or throw a heavy object with great effort. Also used to describe when a chest rises and falls rhythmically or spasmodically as if struggling to breathe.
Wordle #996 For March 11, 2024
“PESKY“
An adjective used informally to describe something or someone annoying, bothersome, or causing minor but persistent trouble or irritation.
Wordle #995 For March 10, 2024
“GRASP“
As a noun: a firm hold or grip.
As a verb: to understand or to comprehend something.
Wordle #994 For March 9, 2024
“CHEER“
As a verb, to express happiness or encouragement, oftentimes with a loud shout, slogan, or acclamation.
Wordle #993 For March 8, 2024
“EARLY“
An adjective that refers to something occurring or done before the expected, usual, or appointed time.
Wordle #992 For March 7, 2024
“CLONE“
Produce genetically identical copies of an organism, typically through asexual reproduction or by using biotechnological methods.
Wordle #991 For March 6, 2024
“TEARY“
An adjective that describes someone who is shedding a bodily fluid from their eyes, often as a result of sadness, emotion, or sensitivity.
Wordle #990 For March 5, 2024
“HUNCH“
A noun that refers to a feeling, intuition, or instinctive guess about something, often without any logical explanation or evidence.
A verb that means to bend or stoop forward, typically due to discomfort, fatigue, or cold.
Wordle #989 For March 4, 2024
“FLAME“
The highly visible, brightly glowing, and often flickering component of a fire.
Wordle #988 For March 3, 2024
“STATE“
As a noun: a political entity with defined geographical boundaries, a permanent population, and a government.
Wordle #987 For March 2, 2024
“URBAN“
The social, cultural, and economic aspects of city life, as opposed to rural living.
Wordle #986 For March 1, 2024
“FORTY“
A numeric value that can be arrived at by multiplying four by ten.
Wordle #985 For February 29, 2024
“IMAGE“
A visual representation or depiction of something, typically produced by photography, painting, drawing, or digital means.
Wordle #984 For February 28, 2024
“DEVIL“
A supernatural being, often depicted as evil, malevolent, or the adversary of God.
Wordle #983 For February 27, 2024
“SENSE“
As a noun, any of the five faculties through which stimuli from the external world are received and perceived: sight, hearing, taste, smell, and touch.
Wordle #982 For February 26, 2024
“OFTEN“
An adverb that indicates frequency or regularity of occurrence.
Wordle #981 For February 25, 2024
“SMITH“
A common surname of English origin.
A person who works with skill and craftsmanship in the creation of various objects.
Wordle #980 For February 24, 2024
“PIPER“
A musician who plays the bagpipes, a traditional wind instrument.
Wordle #979 For February 23, 2024
“APART“
Separate or detached from something else; not connected or joined together.
Wordle #978 For February 22, 2024
“HEAVY“
Used as an adjective to indicate having great weight; difficult to lift, move, or carry due to mass or density.
Wordle #977 For February 21, 2024
“BUILD“
Used as a verb most commonly: to construct, assemble, or create something, such as a structure, or object.
Wordle #976 For February 20, 2024
“MATCH“
To be equal or corresponding to something else in quality, quantity, or significance.
Wordle #975 For February 19, 2024
“PRICE“
The amount of money or value that must be paid or exchanged to acquire goods or services.
Wordle #974 For February 18, 2024
“RIDGE“
A long, narrow, elevated area of land that forms a crest or a continuous line along the top of a mountain, or hill.
Wordle #973 For February 17, 2024
“PSALM“
A sacred song or hymn, typically from a specific titular Biblical book, which is a collection of religious poems and prayers found in the Old Testament of the Bible.
Wordle #972 For February 16, 2024
“STASH“
As a noun: a secret or hidden supply of something, typically valuable or desirable items.
As a verb: to hide or store something away, often for future use or for safekeeping.
Wordle #971 For February 15, 2024
“ASCOT“
A type of necktie or cravat that is typically worn with formal attire. It consists of a narrow strip of fabric that is folded over and tied in a manner similar to a scarf, with the ends tucked into the collar of a shirt.
HEAVEN – In a desperate plea to get gamers into pews, the Almighty Father has announced double XP for all churchgoers this upcoming Easter weekend.
“I’ve teamed up with priests and bishops across the world to bring this exclusive event to a chapel near you!” God bellowed as a beam of sunshine through a cloudy sky.
After failing to entice gamers with the Ash Wednesday/Pokemon collaboration, the catholic church seems to be pivoting. 50% off Gbucks, 25% off the entire store, and double XP all weekend, headlining the religion’s celebration of Jesus Christ’s resurrection.
“This might be the biggest sale Catholicism has ever seen,” says Father Robert Ducca from Detroit. “Parishioners can redeem the Body of Christ during every service for double Jesus points, which can be used to buy Legendary Rosary Skins, Hail Mary Lootboxes, or the ultra rare Our Father Fast Pass!”
Even Atheist gamers are intrigued by the Moses level value at Judas level prices, while longtime believers feel God’s latest announcement turned ‘pray to win’ into ‘pay to win.’
“I was never much of a church guy,” says local gamer, Anthony Wright, “but that Pope Benedict XVI skin in the shop looks dope as heaven!”
Longtime churchgoer Loretta Montgomery is disappointed by her local church’s involvement in the event, “I don’t recognize the parish I grew up in. Just last week our priest took an ad break in the middle of his homily to talk about NordVPN. And now he expects us to say ‘gg’ instead of ‘Amen’? Lord have mercy.”
While God was happy to explain all the new microtransactions being introduced, he failed to answer other questions like “When is the second coming of Christ?” or “What is the meaning of life?” or “When will we finally resume our holy crusade to cleanse the world of those who would speak against you and spread our one true religion to the nonbelievers?”
At presstime, worshiper’s who purchase the exclusive Diamond-Tier Legacy Battle Pass will receive guaranteed entrance through the gateway of Heaven.
Underappreciated mech farming sim Lightyear Frontier just released its first update on March 23, 2024 for the Early Access title, with some gameplay adjustments and bug fixes in the mix. The cross-platform, crossplay title likely has a long way to go before the developers consider Lightyear Frontier a 1.0 release, but the game thus far already plays and feels like a polished experience.
The complete patch notes are reproduced below.
Hello, Exofarmers!
It's been an absolute joy watching so many players enjoy Lightyear Frontier! We've listened to your feedback and thanks to the help of our awesome community, we've been able to track down some sneaky bugs that managed to make their way into the Frontier.
