A brand new update to the FPS looter shooter, Battle Legends: Future War 4 has fundamentally destroyed every one of its functions, aside from the in-game store which remains perfectly intact, multiple sources confirmed.
“Why do we keep putting up with this?” said lifelong gamer, Brooklyn Smith. “It was already dumb to buy a Nicki Minaj skin for a game that will be outdated in 6 months, but now I can’t even use it. The store is a black hole for my money. I just hope they’ll use the money to improve the game so that things like this never happen again. They will do that right?”
Rob Gort, CEO of the publishing company responsible for the game, tried to put a positive spin on things.
“We’re not sure how this happened. We specifically asked our underpaid and overworked developers to make the game work, so you should take your frustrations up with them. Their emails and home addresses are linked in my bio,” said Gort, on his way to the dev office’s torture room.
“Our game may be unplayable right now, but this is a perfect opportunity to scroll through our robust cosmetics shop! Players should really check out all the great appropriately priced items we have there. Even if they don’t, we’ll force them to look at it every time the game loads up! How about a 20 dollar skin of a bald Austin Butler from Dune: Part II? Isn’t that just what you need to level up your game? We seem to think so,” said Gort.
Snoop Dogg, who has a legendary skin available for purchase in game, offered advice to frustrated gamers via social media.
“Please stop playing the game, man. In-game skins are like voodoo dolls, when I get shot in the game it feels like I’m getting shot in real life. I’m begging you,” said Snoop. “Buy the skin obviously, but just uninstall the game right after that. The game wasn’t good when it worked, so what does it matter that it’s broken? I’m bedridden from the pain you’ve inflicted on me.”
At press time, game developers were seen trying to figure out a way to make the game’s item shop appear on screen every time players reload their weapons.
Added Brazilian Portuguese (Thank you, Jean Trindade Pereira)
Added proper Castilian Spanish as “Spanish (Spain)”
Added proper Latin-American Spanish as “Spanish (Latam)”
Updated Russian
Fixed subtitle and chapter title font when playing in Russian
Added Achievement Localizations for Brazilian Portuguese, French, Japanese, Latam Spanish and Castilian Spanish
Map Changes
sp_a1_fizzler_intro
Prevented players from portalling under the exit door in the second chamber
Prevented players from portalling under the stairs in the second and getting stuck
Prevented cubes from clipping through panel stair arms in the second chamber
sp_a1_laser_intro
Added vphysics clip to prevent players from getting the cube out of the chamber
sp_a1_cube_fling_intro
Added grated wall in the first toxic goo chamber to prevent players from leaving the intended playspace
Extended catwalk invisible walls past exit door to prevent players from jumping over the handrail and getting stuck
sp_a1_final_test
Prevented players from being able to get behind the projector screen and get stuck
Added lights to the projector screen
sp_a1_bts_wind
Re-enabled collisions for the catwalk that overlooks the fan
Prevented players from crawling inside laser override box
Prevented players from feeding the laser override box multiple cubes after it had already had a cube in place
Added playerclips to the vert doors
sp_a1_bts_wind_2
Added playerclip to the vert door
sp_a1_bts_chambers
Removed unneeded playerclips on exit catwalk for the speedrunners
sp_a2_outside
Fixed departure elevator choreography getting cut off by map transition
sp_a2_fling_intro
Changed 11 to 14 on the info board for the total number of chambers in the first chambers
sp_a2_full_portalgun
Added playerclip to the vert door
sp_a2_end
Fixed cubes falling through the floor in the first Power Chamber
Added collapsed floor detail in the second Power Chamber by the angled panel to hint how the chamber would be solved without the power switch
sp_a3_intro
Extended kill trigger in toxic goo in the large room where the power is turned on
sp_a3_vactube_intro
Fixed issue for speedrunners that resulted in getting to the exit elevator too quickly while dialogue was playing and getting stuck at the bottom of the shaft
sp_a3_lake
Extended kill trigger in speed gel area
Extended goo kill trigger in cramped cavern all the way to the wall
sp_a3_vactube_cubermove
Changed info board chamber name from "Gelbender" to "Cube Remove"
sp_a3_vactube_pipes
Added playerclip on window frame in the bridge exit area
Added playerclip to the exit vert door
sp_a3_vactube_flings
Allowed portal helper on office floor to help players place their portals
sp_a4_transition
Fixed issue with characters repeating their dialogue
Attached kill triggers to the closing incinerator doors to crush players that try to block them with their bodies
sp_a4_finale
Fixed possible death-loop caused by pressing the buttons just as the timer ran out
Fixed issue with Conly's glass rendering weirdly if viewed thru another lay of glass in the first control room
Textured untextured faces
Engine Changes
Fixed -console launch parameter opening old VGUI console instead of the new Panorama console
Fixed volumetric lighting issues
That’s all there is to the patch notes on April 1 for Portal: Revolution on Steam PC.
LOS ANGELES – HBO announced this week that the long awaited third season of Euphoria will finally resume filming 50 years from now once all the stars of the show are finally washed up and won’t have a choice.
“We’re really excited to have a tentative start date for season 3 in 2074,” Sam Levinson, creator of the show tweeted on Sunday. “We’d obviously prefer to get back to filming much sooner but with everyone’s busy schedules it’s just hard finding time. It’s definitely just a scheduling issue and not at all because no one wants to do it anymore.”
Stars of the show, Zendaya, Jacob Elordi, and Sydney Sweeney were all unavailable to comment on the delay or even confirm the supposed Spring 2074 start date. However, Zendaya’s publicist, Darius Groveland, released a statement on her behalf:
“Zendaya loves Euphoria and working with Sam and all that. But she’s one of the hottest young actresses in Hollywood right now. She’s got that new sexy tennis movie coming out soon and that’s where her focus is. Once she’s done with press for that and a few more Spider-man movies and Dune sequels and they offer her 12 times her previous rate, she’ll be happy to return to playing Rue.”
Fans of the show have been reportedly losing hope and wondering if season 3 will ever happen or if its just wishful thinking.
“It’s just really heartbreaking I may not get to see these characters that I love ever again,” said Euphoria super fan, Fanny Henderson. “I just worry that by the time a season 3 might finally come out I’ll be too old to relate to the characters. I might realize how terrible and malicious half of the characters in the show really are. Or I won’t be able to glorify a lifestyle of sex, drugs, and toxic relationships!”
At press time, Sydney Sweeney is said to be currently considering the scripts of Euphoria Season 3 and Madame Web 2 to see which one would make the best kindling for her fireplace.
Here’s the full set of patch notes for the Dead by Daylight 7.6.2 update on April 1, 2024, including the various bug fixes and game balance adjustments. The Clown and The Huntress receive some tweaks.
Dead By Daylight Update 7.6.2 Content
Killer Updates
The Clown
Add-Ons
Sticky Soda Bottle: Increases Invigoration's effect by 2% (rework).
Cheap Gin Bottle: Increases Invigoration's effect by 3% (rework).
The Huntress
Add-Ons
Leather Loop: Hatchet hits grant 2% Haste for 5 seconds (rework).
Infantry Belt: Hatchet hits grant 3% Haste for 5 seconds (rework).
Dead By Daylight Update 7.6.2 Patch Bug Fixes
Characters
Fixed an issue that caused The Unknown's lunge to be shorter than other Killers.
Fixed an issue that caused The Unknown to not see a black screen when teleporting to a Hallucination currently being interacted with by a Survivor.
Fixed an issue that caused the Survivors to clip into the ground when locker interrupted by The Unknown.
Fixed an issue that caused The Spirit to see hidden items on Survivors in lockers after phasing.
Fixed an issue that caused The Cenobite's Power not to interrupt healing actions.
Fixed an issue where the Survivor appeared to float and disappear when being hooked by The Good Guy.
Fixed an issue that caused The Cannibal's camera to clip and see through lockers or walls at the end of is chainsaw animation.
Fixed an issue that caused a stretched texture on The Doctor's Blood Shock Outfit head during his lobby menu animation.
Environment/Maps
Fixed an issue in the Underground Complex where the placement of the hook in the portal room would not be accessible to Survivors.
Fixed an issue in the Underground Complex where The Trapper could hide Bear Traps in rubble.
Fixed issues where the salt circle would not appear properly in the basement.
Fixed an issue where a chest or Killer items would clip in lockers or blockers in the Underground Complex.
Fixed an issue in Dead Dawg Saloon where a Generator could not be repaired on one side.
Fixed an issue in Garden of Joy where where the Dream Snare would be placed under the floor.
Audio
Fixed an issue that caused Dwight's 'Tight Tights' pants jingle sound to be heard by all players when rotating in the menus.
Platforms
Fixed an issue on Epic where some player's Grade could be visible in the Tally scoreboard under certain circumstances.
The second season of Tokyo Vice returned almost two years after the end of season 1, delighting fans of the crime drama set in late 90s/early 00s Japan. Sadly, this one has almost come to an end as well, with the season, possibly series, finale airing soon. The episode title has yet to be revealed.
What Time Does Tokyo Vice Season 2 Episode 10 Come Out?
Tokyo Vice TV Season 2 Episode 10 Ansel Elgort
Tokyo Vice Season 2 Episode 10, the season finale, releases on April 4. As a streaming only show, the Tokyo Vice TV series releases exclusively on the MAX service. Episodes always release globally and concurrently at midnight Pacific Standard time. Here are localized times for major regions:
What Is The Title Of Tokyo Vice Season 2 Episode 10?
The title of Tokyo Vice’s season 2 finale has not yet been revealed. Watch this space for more.
Who Are In The Cast Of Tokyo Vice Season 2 Episode 10?
Tokyo Vice TV Season 2 Episode 10 Rachel Keller, Show Kasamatsu
There have been a handful of character deaths over the last few episodes, mostly minor characters, so the cast has been relatively stable.
Aside from the leads, Ansel Elgort (Jake Adelstein), Ken Watanabe (Hiroto Katagiri), Rinko Kikuchi (Eimi), Show Kasamatsu (Sato), and Rachel Keller (Samantha), guest stars include:
MOSCOW — As reports Russia plans to create its own gaming console spread online, President Vladimir Putin has allegedly sent prototypes to games journalists all over the world, along with pictures of their families.
Games journalists who report receiving the prototype have had positive things to say about it.
“It was a bit of a shock when it first arrived. To have a random package from Russia arrive was pretty suspicious at first but when I opened it and realized what it was it was a relief. Vlad was really nice to send these to us. I’ve tried it and it’s honestly one of the best consoles I’ve ever played,” said James Hicks, a writer for several gaming publications, with a quivering voice.
“The graphics were incredible, the gameplay was state of the art. It was amazing hardware overall. Much better than the consoles we have,” said Erin Bernard, an editor at Games4You, quickly packing a bag and heading to her car. “This thing is the future of the industry and Putin should be proud of the work his country has done to develop it, just another thing he’s put us to shame with. I hope he knows how highly we all think of this,” continued Bernard through tears.
When asked about the pictures of their families that were sent along with the prototypes, the journalists were very receptive.
“It just shows how much he cares,” said Hicks. “I don’t know how he got that photo but it was a nice personal touch. Looks like it was taken from my backyard window. He’s a friend to gamers. Make sure you quote me on that.”
At press time, the lone journalist who gave the prototype a negative review was unreachable by reporters, their family, and police.
Hey, it’s not every day you turn 10. Let’s celebrate Pilgor’s birthday with an anniversary update.We just know you’ve always dreamt about having a big cake on your head, hanging around with the OG NPCs from Goat Simulator 1, and listening to that old banger from 2014 that scratches your brain sooo good.Cheers to milking this goat for the last 10 years and cheers to another 10!
Celebrating 10 years of goatyness with a small update for you!
New Content/Update:
1 new event: A mysterious crack in spacetime has appeared in Suburbsville! Hopefully it’s not a butt crack
A blast from the past. The OG NPCs from Goat Simulator 1 are back as Alternative Goats. Passive ability: Changes the music to the original Goat 1 music to really take you back to 2014
10-Year Birthday Cake headgear
Additional styles to the 'Party Hat' gear
Updated the Main Menu to celebrate Pilgor’s 10th birthday
Bug Fixes:
Removed the extra waypoint marker that accidentally appeared when setting a waypoint
The instincts categories are moved back to be in the correct order again
Fixed some issues with the name tag, where the name could be inconsistent in the friends list and in a party
Steam Specific:
Fixed more cases where a black screen could appear. I’m having nightmares about this bug
Fixed an issue where players without a linked Epic account couldn't see their profile picture in the friends list and party menu
XSX Specific:
Fixed issues with starting split-screen using multiple controllers
Fixed wrong pop-up appearing when starting split-screen while in-game
Game Pass/MS Store:
Fixed wrong pop-up appearing when starting split-screen while in-game. Yes, here too
Until we meet again,Coffee Stain North
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The newest adaptation of the James Clavell novel Shogun is nearing the end of its run. The series was always intended to be self-contained to a single season, but never say never. Episode seven airs this week, and we have the dates and times it drops for various regions. The episode title has also been revealed, as a foreshadowing of what we can expect to unfold in the story.
What Time Does Shogun Season 1 Episode 7 Come Out?
Shogun TV Season 1 Episode 7 Moeka Hoshi, Tokuma Nishioka
Shogun Season 1 Episode 7, releases on April 2. As a cable and streaming only show, the Shogun TV series releases on multiple platforms including Hulu, Disney+, fuboTV, SlingTV, YouTube TV, ABC, and FX Now. Hulu episodes release at midnight Eastern time, while the cable telecast premieres at 10 PM ET. Here are localized times for major regions:
The title of Shogun’s season 1 episode 7 is “A Stick in Time”.
Who Are In The Cast Of Shogun Season 1 Episode 7?
The cast has remained relatively stable in the latter half of Shogun’s season, with no major character deaths thus far, but expect that to change as the shadow of war looms on the horizon.
Aside from the leads, Hiroyuki Sanada (Yoshii Toranaga), Cosmo Jarvis (John Blackthorne), and Anna Sawai (Toda Mariko) guest stars include:
Wordle can be an unforgiving puzzle sometimes, and you can often come so close to ending a long winning streak. So, for your convenience, here are some hints as well as the answer for the Wordle today Apr 1.
We present Wordle clues here in a variety of ways to gently help you along, but if you just want the answer straight, spoilers be damned, then scroll all the way down to the section titled Today’s Wordle Answer.
And finally, here is the Wordle answer today. While this is your last chance to turn back, don’t feel bad about having to look it up.
Sometimes you have just one last chance to solve the puzzle, but three different letters that could viably fit into that last remaining square. At other times the word is so obscure, you just would not have gotten it without having in-depth knowledge about some oddly specific subject.
That’s no reason to lose a streak you have kept going for 102 days straight! So here goes nothing:
The strength or power exerted by a person, group, or entity, often to achieve a particular outcome or effect.
Wordle #1014 For March 29, 2024
“REALM“
A domain, sphere, or territory, often conceptual or figurative, where certain activities, ideas, or entities exist or operate. It can also denote a kingdom, or sphere of influence, whether literal or metaphorical.
Wordle #1013 For March 28, 2024
“SPEAK“
To communicate verbally, to utter words or articulate sounds in order to convey meaning or express thoughts, ideas, or emotions.
Wordle #1012 For March 27, 2024
“STUNG“
The action of being bitten or pricked by an insect, typically resulting in pain, swelling, or irritation at the site of the bite; past tense and past participle form.
Wordle #1011 For March 26, 2024
“MAYOR“
The elected or appointed head of a municipal government, typically responsible for overseeing the administration and governance of a city or town.
Wordle #1010 For March 25, 2024
“SALLY“
A sudden charge out of a besieged place against the enemy; to set out from a place to engage in a venture or activity.
It can also mean a witty remark or a quick, energetic action.
A female given name.
Wordle #1009 For March 24, 2024
“TOWEL“
A piece of absorbent fabric or paper used for drying or wiping oneself or objects.
Wordle #1008 For March 23, 2024
“RISEN“
A verb that means to move from a lower position to a higher one, to ascend, or to become higher in level, position, or status; past participle form.
Wordle #1007 For March 22, 2024
“DECAY“
The gradual deterioration or decomposition of something over time.
Wordle #1006 For March 21, 2024
“SHADE“
The darkness created by an object blocking the light from the sun or a source of light.
Wordle #1005 For March 20, 2024
“LINGO“
A specialized or informal vocabulary used by a particular group, profession, or community.
Wordle #1004 For March 19, 2024
“ABIDE“
To accept or act in accordance with a rule, decision, or recommendation; to tolerate or endure something.
Wordle #1003 For March 18, 2024
“SPELT“
To recite, write, or form words with letters in the correct order; past tense and past participle of that verb.
Wordle #1002 For March 17, 2024
“SNORT“
To forcefully inhale air through the nose, often audibly, as a reflex action or to clear the nasal passages, and sometimes in the context of narcotics.
Wordle #1001 For March 16, 2024
“TOXIN“
A harmful substance produced by living organisms, such as bacteria, fungi, plants, or animals, that can cause damage to cells, tissues, or organs when ingested, inhaled, or otherwise absorbed into the body.
Wordle #1000 For March 15, 2024
“ERUPT“
To burst or break out suddenly and violently, especially in terms of a volcano releasing lava, ash, and gases.
Wordle #999 For March 14, 2024
“SINCE“
A point in time from which something has continued or developed; the starting point of a period of time.
Wordle #998 For March 13, 2024
“LOCAL“
Something that is nearby, or in the immediate vicinity, as opposed to being widespread or global. Or a person who resides in a particular area or community.
Wordle #997 For March 12, 2024
“HEAVE“
To lift, haul, or throw a heavy object with great effort. Also used to describe when a chest rises and falls rhythmically or spasmodically as if struggling to breathe.
Wordle #996 For March 11, 2024
“PESKY“
An adjective used informally to describe something or someone annoying, bothersome, or causing minor but persistent trouble or irritation.
Wordle #995 For March 10, 2024
“GRASP“
As a noun: a firm hold or grip.
As a verb: to understand or to comprehend something.
Wordle #994 For March 9, 2024
“CHEER“
As a verb, to express happiness or encouragement, oftentimes with a loud shout, slogan, or acclamation.
Wordle #993 For March 8, 2024
“EARLY“
An adjective that refers to something occurring or done before the expected, usual, or appointed time.
Wordle #992 For March 7, 2024
“CLONE“
Produce genetically identical copies of an organism, typically through asexual reproduction or by using biotechnological methods.
Wordle #991 For March 6, 2024
“TEARY“
An adjective that describes someone who is shedding a bodily fluid from their eyes, often as a result of sadness, emotion, or sensitivity.
Wordle #990 For March 5, 2024
“HUNCH“
A noun that refers to a feeling, intuition, or instinctive guess about something, often without any logical explanation or evidence.
A verb that means to bend or stoop forward, typically due to discomfort, fatigue, or cold.
Wordle #989 For March 4, 2024
“FLAME“
The highly visible, brightly glowing, and often flickering component of a fire.
Wordle #988 For March 3, 2024
“STATE“
As a noun: a political entity with defined geographical boundaries, a permanent population, and a government.
Wordle #987 For March 2, 2024
“URBAN“
The social, cultural, and economic aspects of city life, as opposed to rural living.
Wordle #986 For March 1, 2024
“FORTY“
A numeric value that can be arrived at by multiplying four by ten.
