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Wordle Today – Answer And Hint For #1030 April 14, 2024

Posted on April 13, 2024 by Michelle Pereira

Wordle can be an unforgiving puzzle sometimes, and you can often come so close to ending a long winning streak. So, for your convenience, here are some hints as well as the answer for the Wordle today Apr 14.

We present Wordle clues here in a variety of ways to gently help you along, but if you just want the answer straight, spoilers be damned, then scroll all the way down to the section titled Today’s Wordle Answer.

Already Apr 15 at your location? Try our Wordle answer page for that day instead!

Wordle Hint Today 1030 April 14, 2024

Here’s a hint with the meaning of today’s Wordle answer

A small nonrigid airship or dirigible, typically used for advertising or as an observation platform. It is characterized by its elongated shape and ability to float and navigate through the air.

Wordle Hint Today Fifth Letter

The fifth letter for the Wordle answer today is:

“P”

Wordle Hint Today Fourth Letter

The fourth letter for the Wordle answer today is:

“M”

Wordle Hint Today Third Letter

The third letter for the Wordle answer today is:

“I”

Wordle Hint Today Second Letter

The second letter for the Wordle answer today is:

“L”

Wordle Hint Today First Letter

The first letter for the Wordle answer today is:

“B”

Today’s Wordle Answer

And finally, here is the Wordle answer today. While this is your last chance to turn back, don’t feel bad about having to look it up.

Sometimes you have just one last chance to solve the puzzle, but three different letters that could viably fit into that last remaining square. At other times the word is so obscure, you just would not have gotten it without having in-depth knowledge about some oddly specific subject.

That’s no reason to lose a streak you have kept going for 864 days straight! So here goes nothing:

3…

2…

1…

The Wordle answer today is “BLIMP”

Previous Wordle Answers With Their Definitions

Wordle Today – Answer And Hint For #1029 April 13, 2024

Wordle #1028 For April 12, 2024

“WHINY“

An adjective used to describe someone who complains frequently and in a high-pitched or irritating manner, often about trivial matters.

Wordle #1027 For April 11, 2024

“LOUSE“

A small, wingless insect parasitic on mammals and birds, known for infesting human hair and clothing, causing itching and irritation.

Wordle #1026 For April 10, 2024

“BROTH“

A savory liquid made by simmering meat, bones, or vegetables in water, often with herbs or spices added for flavor. It forms the base for soups, stews, and sauces.

Wordle #1025 For April 9, 2024

“MERGE“

To combine or unite two or more things into one entity. It often refers to joining together separate organizations, companies, or entities to form a single entity or to integrate different elements into a unified whole.

Wordle #1024 For April 8, 2024

“BREED“

As a verb, to mate animals with the intention of producing offspring, often to perpetuate certain desirable traits or characteristics.

As a noun, a particular type or kind of something, denoting a distinct category or class.

Wordle #1023 For April 7, 2024

“VOILA“

A French interjection used to draw attention to or emphasize something that has been done or presented. It is often translated to English as “there you go,” “here it is,” or “there it is.”

It is commonly used to indicate the completion or success of a task, or to introduce something that has been prepared or produced.

Wordle #1022 For April 6, 2024

“FINCH“

A small to medium-sized bird, characterized by a stout conical bill, a short neck, and a compact body, known for their colorful plumage and melodious songs.

Wordle #1021 For April 5, 2024

“WRIST“

The joint connecting the hand to the forearm in humans and other primates.

Wordle #1020 For April 4, 2024

“CLIMB“

To move upwards, typically using the hands and feet to ascend a steep surface such as a mountain, hill, ladder, or rock face.

Wordle #1019 For April 3, 2024

“PLAIT“

A braid or a length of hair that has been divided into three or more strands and interlaced over one another.

Wordle #1018 For April 2, 2024

“SERUM“

A liquid that contains the fluid portion of blood after it has clotted, typically containing antibodies or other substances extracted from blood for medical purposes.

Wordle #1017 For April 1, 2024

“FORCE“

The large, divided leaf of a fern or palm tree.

Wordle #1016 For March 31, 2024

“TABOO“

A social or cultural prohibition or restriction that forbids certain behaviors, actions, or practices due to social, religious, or moral beliefs.

Wordle #1015 For March 30, 2024

“FORCE“

The strength or power exerted by a person, group, or entity, often to achieve a particular outcome or effect.

Wordle #1014 For March 29, 2024

“REALM“

A domain, sphere, or territory, often conceptual or figurative, where certain activities, ideas, or entities exist or operate. It can also denote a kingdom, or sphere of influence, whether literal or metaphorical.

Wordle #1013 For March 28, 2024

“SPEAK“

To communicate verbally, to utter words or articulate sounds in order to convey meaning or express thoughts, ideas, or emotions.

Wordle #1012 For March 27, 2024

“STUNG“

The action of being bitten or pricked by an insect, typically resulting in pain, swelling, or irritation at the site of the bite; past tense and past participle form.

Wordle #1011 For March 26, 2024

“MAYOR“

The elected or appointed head of a municipal government, typically responsible for overseeing the administration and governance of a city or town.

Wordle #1010 For March 25, 2024

“SALLY“

A sudden charge out of a besieged place against the enemy; to set out from a place to engage in a venture or activity.

It can also mean a witty remark or a quick, energetic action.

A female given name.

Wordle #1009 For March 24, 2024

“TOWEL“

A piece of absorbent fabric or paper used for drying or wiping oneself or objects.

Wordle #1008 For March 23, 2024

“RISEN“

A verb that means to move from a lower position to a higher one, to ascend, or to become higher in level, position, or status; past participle form.

Wordle #1007 For March 22, 2024

“DECAY“

The gradual deterioration or decomposition of something over time.

Wordle #1006 For March 21, 2024

“SHADE“

The darkness created by an object blocking the light from the sun or a source of light.

Wordle #1005 For March 20, 2024

“LINGO“

A specialized or informal vocabulary used by a particular group, profession, or community.

Wordle #1004 For March 19, 2024

“ABIDE“

To accept or act in accordance with a rule, decision, or recommendation; to tolerate or endure something.

Wordle #1003 For March 18, 2024

“SPELT“

To recite, write, or form words with letters in the correct order; past tense and past participle of that verb.

Wordle #1002 For March 17, 2024

“SNORT“

To forcefully inhale air through the nose, often audibly, as a reflex action or to clear the nasal passages, and sometimes in the context of narcotics.

Wordle #1001 For March 16, 2024

“TOXIN“

A harmful substance produced by living organisms, such as bacteria, fungi, plants, or animals, that can cause damage to cells, tissues, or organs when ingested, inhaled, or otherwise absorbed into the body.

Wordle #1000 For March 15, 2024

“ERUPT“

To burst or break out suddenly and violently, especially in terms of a volcano releasing lava, ash, and gases.

Wordle #999 For March 14, 2024

“SINCE“

A point in time from which something has continued or developed; the starting point of a period of time.

Wordle #998 For March 13, 2024

“LOCAL“

Something that is nearby, or in the immediate vicinity, as opposed to being widespread or global. Or a person who resides in a particular area or community.

Wordle #997 For March 12, 2024

“HEAVE“

To lift, haul, or throw a heavy object with great effort. Also used to describe when a chest rises and falls rhythmically or spasmodically as if struggling to breathe.

Wordle #996 For March 11, 2024

“PESKY“

An adjective used informally to describe something or someone annoying, bothersome, or causing minor but persistent trouble or irritation.

Wordle #995 For March 10, 2024

“GRASP“

As a noun: a firm hold or grip.

As a verb: to understand or to comprehend something.

Wordle #994 For March 9, 2024

“CHEER“

As a verb, to express happiness or encouragement, oftentimes with a loud shout, slogan, or acclamation.

Wordle #993 For March 8, 2024

“EARLY“

An adjective that refers to something occurring or done before the expected, usual, or appointed time.

Wordle #992 For March 7, 2024

“CLONE“

Produce genetically identical copies of an organism, typically through asexual reproduction or by using biotechnological methods.

Wordle #991 For March 6, 2024

“TEARY“

An adjective that describes someone who is shedding a bodily fluid from their eyes, often as a result of sadness, emotion, or sensitivity.

Wordle #990 For March 5, 2024

“HUNCH“

A noun that refers to a feeling, intuition, or instinctive guess about something, often without any logical explanation or evidence.

A verb that means to bend or stoop forward, typically due to discomfort, fatigue, or cold.

Wordle #989 For March 4, 2024

“FLAME“

The highly visible, brightly glowing, and often flickering component of a fire.

Wordle #988 For March 3, 2024

“STATE“

As a noun: a political entity with defined geographical boundaries, a permanent population, and a government.

Wordle #987 For March 2, 2024

“URBAN“

The social, cultural, and economic aspects of city life, as opposed to rural living.

Wordle #986 For March 1, 2024

“FORTY“

A numeric value that can be arrived at by multiplying four by ten.

Content Warning Arachnophobia Mode

Posted on April 13, 2024 by Michelle Pereira

Like Lethal Company before it, Content Warning is rife with creeps, freaks, and monsters of all stripes.

Including Spiders. Yes, that most feared of all creatures. Arachnophobia is nothing to be ashamed about, and if you have issues with the multi-legged crawlies, that’s a-okay.

Fortunately for you, there’s already a Content Warning Arachnophobia mod available to make the game better. Let’s get modding!

Content Warning List Of All Enemies

Content Warning: How To Remove Spiders?

Mere hours after going viral, there were already mods for Content Warning, including an arachnophobia mode mod:

NoMoreSpooders

Before you grab that though, you’ll need the supporting software. Follow these instructions to ensure the process is as smooth as can be.

Step 1: Install A Mod Manager

Select between either of these two mod managers, it doesn’t matter which. Try both, and drop one later.

Thunderstore Mod Manager

Thunderstore is a database as well as an API for mods, and this is its in-house mod manager that simplifies the installation and management of mods. Think of it as Steam, but for game mods.

Thunderstore Mod Manager

r2modman

Another mod manager just like the Thunderstore Overwolf App. Which one you end up using is entirely your preference, based on user interface and simplicity.

r2modman

Keep in mind that these mod managers aren’t just for Content Warning, but support a variety of other games.

Once you have made a selection with regards to mod manager, you can use them to search for mods by keyword, or browse the entirety of a specific game’s mod catalog manually.

Step 2: Install NoMoreSpooders

Now use the mod manager link on this page to grab the arachnophobia mod.

NoMoreSpooders

Spiders become balls

That’s all there is to it. Remember to leave feedback on the mod page, so that the mod author and future visitors can know if it’s still functional or broken.

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That’s how you go about modding Content Warning to remove spiders if you suffer from arachnophobia.

Content Warning More Players

Posted on April 13, 2024 by Michelle Pereira

Four-player co-op is all the rage right now, from Helldivers 2 to the game that serves as inspiration for Content Warning–Lethal Company. But what do you do when you have a fifth friend that wants to join in on the fun? Or a sixth? Or seventh? Or maybe you just want to have half your class in the game, goofing around and taking selfies with freaks and monsters. That’s where multiplayer mods for Content Warning come in to save the day.

Content Warning List Of All Enemies

Content Warning: How To Get More Players?

Mere hours after going viral, there were already mods for Content Warning, including the most wanted of them all: bigger lobby mods. Your best bet is always going to be the most popular one:

Virality

Before you grab that though, you’ll need the supporting software. Follow these instructions to ensure the process is as smooth as can be.

Step 1: Install A Mod Manager

Select between either of these two mod managers, it doesn’t matter which. Try both, and drop one later.

Thunderstore Mod Manager

Thunderstore is a database as well as an API for mods, and this is its in-house mod manager that simplifies the installation and management of mods. Think of it as Steam, but for game mods.

Thunderstore Mod Manager

r2modman

Another mod manager just like the Thunderstore Overwolf App. Which one you end up using is entirely your preference, based on user interface and simplicity.

r2modman

Keep in mind that these mod managers aren’t just for Content Warning, but support a variety of other games.

Once you have made a selection with regards to mod manager, you can use them to search for mods by keyword, or browse the entirety of a specific game’s mod catalog manually.

Step 2: Install BepInExPack

This is a critical general purpose framework for Unity modding, and the mod won’t run without it. You can use the mod manager link on this page to get it done smoothly.

BepInExPack

Step 3: Install Virality

Now use the mod manager link on this page to grab the larger lobby mod.

Virality

Extends the max number of players that can play in a lobby, adds late joining, and proper Steam rich presence!

Features

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Bigger lobby sizes (configurable limit)
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Late joining (configurable on/off)
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Right click Steam join (configurable on/off)

Notes

Required by all players to work properly!

Supports all vanilla player features (i.e. showing up in video comments, hospital bills, etc...)

Only 4 players need to sleep to progress the day

And now you’re set. As mentioned, ALL players need to have the mod installed, so randoms might not be able to join your super-sized lobby. Joining late can be toggled on or off as a difficulty tuner.

Content Warning Arachnophobia Mode

That’s all there is to modding Content Warning with larger lobbies.

Content Warning List Of All Items

Posted on April 13, 2024 by Michelle Pereira

Trying to figure out what item does exactly what in Content Warning? Here’s a complete list of everything you can buy with your hard-earned SpöökTube revenue in the game.

Content Warning List Of All Enemies

Content Warning All Items

GADGET	COST	UTILITY
LIGHTING
Old Flashlight	$20	Light up your surroundings and your videos
Flare	$40	Light up your surroundings and your videos
Modern Flashlight	$150	An upgraded flashlight
Long Flashlight	$200	An upgraded flashlight
Modern Flashlight Pro	$500	An upgraded flashlight
Long Flashlight Pro	$600	The ultimate flashlight
MEDICAL
Hugger	$100	Equip and hug your buddies to heal up
Defibrillator	$300	Resurrect your buddies after they pay the ultimate price
VIDEO QUALITY
Boom Mic	$100	A video upgrade that can pick up audio better
Clapper	$100	A video upgrade that can act as a chapter break
WEAPONRY
Goo Ball	$150	Trap or slow down creatures for better shots or to escape
Shock Stick	$400	Stun creatures for content or to escape

Content Warning How To Increase Views

That’s all of the items so far in Content Warning as of right now. Let’s hope that future updates and community mods increase that to a lot more cool gadgets and doodads.

Content Warning How To Heal

Posted on April 13, 2024 by Michelle Pereira

Content Warning is a viral indie sensation right now with hordes of players striving to achieve their own virality on SpookTube in-game. However, getting injured or even killed in the pursuit of monster footage, can put a damper on those plans. So how does one heal in Content Warning?

Content Warning: How To Heal Players?

The only method to heal players currently is the Hugger Medical item. It can be purchased for a $100 in-game, making it a day 2 item at best. In order to use it, simply step up to the injured team mate and hold the left mouse button down until health is fully restored. Done! The Hugger’s power does not run out, so don’t hesitate to make use of it often.

Content Warning List Of All Items

Content Warning: How To Heal Self?

The player with the Hugger is unable to heal themselves. The only solution is to drop the item, letting another team mate use it to hug them instead.

Be sure to pick it back up if the wearer gets killed, as it can be lost to the Old World permanently when your team makes its exit.

Content Warning List Of All Enemies

That’s everything to know about healing in Content Warning.

Content Warning How To Increase Views

Posted on April 13, 2024 by Michelle Pereira

Content Warning is a somewhat satirical take on the mad chase for views that some real-life content creators will engage in. In the game however, you and your buddies will be sharing footage of terrifying close encounters with freaks and monsters, all in the hope of maximizing your view count at the end of the run. But how does that system work exactly? Let’s find out.

Content Warning List Of All Enemies

Content Warning: How To Get More Views?

The viewer engagement system in Content Warning isn’t transparent at all (just like YouTube), so it can be difficult to determine exactly what goes wrong when it does, and what went right when the video goes viral. Some of the things you can try:

Think about what makes great real-life YouTube videos. A nice intro and outro, a selfie shot, and content in the middle of it all.

Capture footage with both players and monsters in the same shot. For example, a monster in the background as one of you emotes in the foreground, is the perfect crowd-pleaser. And the more the merrier.

Don’t shy away from gore. If a buddy gets taken down, get that footage too! You can’t bring them back right now, but don’t let their loss be in vain.

And it’s not just monster interactions that result in death which can generate views. Since the game simulates physics, any other sources of player damage like falling from a height or a friendly thwack from another buddy can provide entertainment to the masses.

Film their corpses as well, as that really gets the audience going. Maybe even get a still living buddy in the frame, to emote and voice chat while doing so.

Resurrecting your dead buddies in the field with the Defibrillator? Film that! It might even be worth it to be intentionally taken down, and brought back, for content.

Broadly speaking, you should film almost every unique object you come across. Skulls? Bones? Diving Bells? Get it all, at least once, if not every time.

There is a plethora of creatures in the game, and not only should you film every single one, you should try and capture footage of them in motion, doing their unique move for example.

Once you unlock an item that allows for fending off creatures, such as the Goo Ball or the Shock Stick, that initial use will give you a good chunk of views as well. If you happen to come across something you can pick up and thwack monsters with, that will suffice as well.

Goofing off on camera is also a source of views. Voice chatting and emoting on film adds a touch of the ordinary to your footage, before things take a turn, so to speak.

Invest your initial income in better equipment. Prioritize a better light, so you can actually see what you’re doing. Next is the Boom Mic, and the Clapper, in that order.

Content Warning: What Are Views For?

Just like in real life, more views = more revenue. The hint is right there in the title: Content. Content is king, and views are gold. The income generated will come in handy for acquiring new items, which in turn open up new avenues for generating more income. Keep that cycle going for as long as possible.

Content Warning List Of All Items

That’s all we have for maximizing your view count in Content Warning for Steam PC.

AEW News: Star Reportedly Has “WWE Interest”

Posted on April 12, 2024 by Jake Skudder

An AEW star reportedly has interest from WWE, and they’re apparently considering Free Agency later this year when their contract runs out.

According to a new report from SEScoops, HOOK is considering free agency when his contract with All Elite Wrestling runs out in late 2024.

The ‘Cold-Hearted Handsome Devil’ is someone who has got over organically in the company over the past couple of years, and he could potentially be an even bigger star if he made the jump to WWE…or it could all go horribly wrong.

Read More – Triple H Makes Massive Brock Lesnar Claim

Could HOOK go to WWE?

SEScoops reported: “A source familiar with WWE’s recruitment strategy commented, ‘I can see WWE clearly being interested in him.'”

There has been A LOT of back and forth between AEW and WWE over the past few months, with the likes of Adam Copeland heading over to All Elite Wrestling alongside free agents like Will Ospreay, Mercedes Mone and Kazuchika Okada, whereas WWE has been able to bring in the likes of CM Punk, Jade Cargill, Andrade, Brian Pillman Jr., and Shawn Spears.

Hard Drive Does Pro Wrestling News?

I’ll be covering all of the action from the likes of AEW, WWE and New Japan Pro Wrestling going forward, so hit me up on X/Twitter if you’ve got any questions.

Make sure you check out more of the content we have via our Minus World section and if you want to see more pro wrestling or combat sports you can check out my site FightFans.

Gamer Simply Wants Non-Political Games, White Ethnostate

Posted on April 12, 2024 by Hard Drive Reporter

Simple, everyday gamer Davin Andersen reportedly wishes video games would stop pushing unneeded political agendas and instead focus on just being fun. He’d also support a white ethnostate.

“I play video games to get away from the stress of modern life and unending culture war stuff from both sides,” Andersen said. “Does everything need to be a political statement? Does everyone need to use every platform to spread their beliefs? I mostly keep mine to myself.”

“Until the time is right,” he added.

Andersen says he simply prefers games to be non-political. Then, when the time is right, he says, perhaps games could begin to lean a little closer to his own views – if they want. Then, in a perfect world, he would personally control each and every narrative of all games released. That way gamers would be happy. “AAA has no idea how to sell a game anymore,” he explained.

Andersen says videogames were better before owners bowed to activist employees. He believes both sides would be better off going their own ways.

“There are ways to separate the people we want from the people we don’t,” he said. “It could be done peacefully. I have a lot of ideas of how we could get a nice, clean separation if you want to hear.”

Online associates of Andersen, gathered in a discord called Gamers4Truth, say he isn’t representative of the group.

“I honestly just felt some of the inclusive stuff in games is a little corny or forced, like an impromptu HR presentation during a zombie apocalypse,” one member who goes by the username TboneFukHauz, said. “So yea, I lashed out a bit. I shouldn’t have done that. I think I just had low blood sugar and wasn’t feeling great that day, so I joined the group. That guy takes it too far though – he wants us all to get outfits together and go marching, the whole nine yards.”

Others in the group also distanced themselves.

“He keeps talking about ranks, saying we’re in a war,” another member who asked to remain anonymous, said. “This isn’t a war. I’m not a psycho. Call me old fashioned but I think we should just identify community managers and post their home addresses online. Just normal everyday stuff.”

Experts say it’s not uncommon for groups to have a diverse collection of views on whether or not it’s ok to be against all forms of racial diversity.

“Both online and offline coalitions have a variety of members, some more extreme than others. It’s hard to say if the tolerance of extreme members says anything about individual members of the group, as these movements are often very disorganized and non-hierarchical,” Debra Hunter, head of Stanford’s psychology department, said. “Usually they die out once a few leaders arise and turn the whole thing into a subscription media product.”

Man Espousing Right-Wing Beliefs for First Time Sees Podcast Set Magically Forming Around Him

Posted on April 12, 2024 by Hard Drive Reporter

NO BS HQ – Dave Bernard, 33, has reportedly found himself surrounded by a professional podcast set and top-of-the-line audio/video recording equipment almost immediately after he began expressing right wing beliefs for the first time in his life, sources confirmed.

“Basically everyone gets to vote with their dollar. We all vote for the best game and the person who made it, they get the money. It’s voluntary,” Bernard said as a series of fully adjustable soft box lights popped up all around the room, lighting him perfectly during the monologue. “The Balatro guy is probably rich now – but we all handed over the money voluntarily. It’s not immoral for him to amass that wealth. Aren’t we happy he had the financial incentive and freedom to deliver us such a great game?”

Sources close to Bernard said his rant failed to mention any considerations of the massive government investments which made the individual gains of the lucky few possible, or any corporate welfare or government corruption which tips the scale in favor of those who have already succeeded at the expense of everyone else. They also mentioned that the metrics for Bernard’s rant were off the charts and someone needs to sign this guy right now because he’s going to be a star.

“Imagine waiting around for the games on Putin’s console,” Bernard added as his inbox flooded with offers from right wing subscription podcast networks. “Central planning cannot adequately deliver high quality games – or much of anything for that matter.”

Bernard’s first-ever expression of more right-leaning beliefs reportedly happened simultaneously with the booking and immediate sell out of a nationwide live podcast tour for the “Bernard ‘NO BS’ Hour.”

“People trade their time for money. So if you steal their catalytic converter, you’re stealing their time – their life.” Bernard said, signing off on a large shipment of ‘This Mug Contains No BS’ for subscribers. “Breaking into a car is murder and lethal force is fully justified.”

Experts say this isn’t the first time a hit podcast was created in this fashion.

“This is how new media stars are born. Although based on a quick scan of the material I fear this guy isn’t divisive enough to really make it to the top,” Allan Jefferys, head of Yale’s Journalism department. “I was stuck in traffic next to a guy ranting alone in his truck about immigration last week. By the time things on the freeway cleared up he was number one in the country. People want him to host the next presidential debate.”

At press time, Bernard reported a nosediving subscriber count after not being able to muster up an angry enough take for his newfound audience on the issue of women’s high school basketball.

Discord Friend Sharing Deepest Feelings Really Fucking With Comms

Posted on April 12, 2024 by Hard Drive Reporter

WAR ROOM – Drew Valley, 33, is reportedly sharing some of his most intimate feelings and reflections on life with friends over Discord, absolutely fucking comms beyond belief.

“I guess I felt a lot of pressure to be a certain way, never showing weakness,” Valley reportedly said as the other team retreated and started to head to B. “I guess after I got married I’m realizing there’s more to being a man and husband than what I thought when I was young. You have to share how you’re feeling to be a good partner. Well, at least to some point, you don’t wanna be too soft… I’m dead and they planted the spike by the way.”

Topics crowding out comms reportedly included Valley’s decision to propose and what marriage means to him, supporting his wife through her recent layoff, and many other things instead of the fact a teammate was hearing footsteps all over the place.

“I love Drew, and it’s great to hear him opening up and trying to live his best, most full life,” Eric Ramon, a teammate and friend since elementary school, said. “At the same time, we’ve gone 0-3 since he started talking about his father’s death.”

“Drew’s dad sounds like he was a great guy, but I only have so many hours I can game a week,” he added.

Sources on the team report being mostly happy for Valley, despite the losing streak.

“I feel like he comes from a reserved family so it’s good he’s expressing himself. He’s my friend first and foremost and he told us all he’s doing much better after learning more about himself and what he wants from life,” Christian Baker said. “But legitimately what’s the point of playing if we’re not even going to try?”

At press time a new group chat was created to schedule gaming sessions which mysteriously did not include Valley.