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Teenager Emerges From 40-Minute Video Essay With Brand New Personality

Posted on August 25, 2022 by Hunter R. Thompson

BEAVERCREEK, Ohio — Concerned friends report that local high schooler Ricky Dunleavy, 16, has completely reinvented himself aesthetically and ideologically after spending sixth period watching a video essay on his phone.

“I thought I understood Ricky! We were soulmates for a few weeks, and I thought I knew his heart,” said Alison Toole, who was the first to notice Dunleavy’s sudden personality shift. “But then he shows up to class talking in this sotto radio voice about, like, the often-overlooked anarcho-syndicalist subtext to Toy Story, and a ‘deep dive’ into the history of a sport that hasn’t existed in fifty years? He still vapes, though, so I’m not as worried as I might be otherwise.”

Dunleavy maintains that the video, which featured eight midroll ads and was jointly written and edited by six different Fiverr freelancers, presented the perfect mix of education and entertainment to re-wire his entire brain.

“I thought the essay really gave voice to something I already agreed with, but just didn’t know I agreed with, you know?” Dunleavy insisted, while typing the video’s script verbatim into a Reddit argument thread. “Sure, I never actually played Bloodborne, but now that I know it revolutionized the Souls formula with a streamlined weapons system and a faster combat pace, I’ll never have to!”

As of his fifth rewatch, Dunleavy has rebranded to “RickyPedia,” lit his bedroom with contrasting rim lights of blue and maroon, opened and immediately abandoned two Patreons, and argued that an unnamed television show ‘changed everything’ while failing to elaborate whatsoever.

“The ability of video propaganda to shape young people’s ideologies is an aspect of Gen-Z that troubles me greatly,” said Dr. Yelena Zhdanova, research professor of sociology at the University of Cincinnati who hopes to assuage the video essay epidemic. “People tend to hyper-focus on the alt-right pipeline, though. Frankly, I’d rather deprogram a Sargon of Akkad viewer than a kid who’s suffered the neurodegenerative effects of a nine-hour Drake & Josh recap video.”

While some remain concerned, analysts predict that Dunleavy will renounce every claim made in the video essay once HenricusTheWesternDebunker releases a response video tomorrow.

Mad Catz Releases Cheaper, Less Cool COVID-19 Vaccine

Posted on August 25, 2022 by Mark Roebuck

SAN DIEGO — The CDC has approved a new, clunky, not that effective, COVID-19 vaccination that has been developed by Mad Catz, a company known primarily for video game accessories prior to their recent expansion into medicine.

“It’s not nearly as good as the vaccines we’ve approved previously,” said Grant Snyder, a Senior Executive of the CDC. “But technically, yes, it is a vaccine against COVID-19. In the same way you could technically use a tennis racket as a flyswatter. I guess it’s better than nothing, but you really need to be careful out there if the only protection against this virus is something made by Mad Catz, for god’s sake.”

Representatives from Mad Catz defended their company’s reputation as they expanded their services.

“Look, we’re realistic here at Mad Catz,” said Darren Richardson, president and CEO of Mad Catz Interactive, through a microphone that was on the fritz. “We know we’re nobody’s first, second, or third choice when it comes to video game peripherals or vaccines that are effective against the transmission of the Coronavirus. But what do you want for twenty bucks, you know? That’s our whole thing here at Mad Catz.”

“If we gave a fuck we’d spell Cats with an ‘S,’” he added.

Gamers familiar with the company’s reputation were confused by their expansion into healthcare.

“Wait, they never even figured out how to make good controllers after decades, why on earth would they get into the business of medicine?” asked Troy Woods, a gamer that said they wouldn’t take a vaccine distributed by Mad Catz. “I remember getting one of their XBox 360 controllers for my birthday one year. My horse in Red Dead Redemption was pulling to the left by the second mission! And none of the shoulder buttons ever worked right. I wouldn’t trust this company to make a paperweight let alone a vaccine against an infectious disease.”

As of press time, Johnson & Johnson had surprised the tech world and announced they were going to start making janky video game controllers.

Unfunny Friend Casually Suggests Playing Game Other Than Quiplash

Posted on August 25, 2022 by Camden Brazile

COLUMBIA, Mo. — A collection of friends hanging out and playing games together Thursday night noted that the unfunny friend of the group off-handedly requested that everyone play a different game than Quiplash, according to close sources.

“Hey guys, Fibbage is really cool, I like that one a lot. Maybe we can play that one now?” unfunny friend group member Danny Robinson casually began. “Yeah, Quiplash is cool, we’ll totally play that one later, but let’s start out with the T-Shirt one, you know, like as a warm-up. Then we’ll play the trivia murder game and if we have time we can play Quiplash. Oh, okay! You all want to play Quiplash. We can start with one round of that and then try one of those games that we’ve all never played just to see what they’re like. Oh we’re starting a third round of Quiplash? That’s cool, that’s cool.”

Robinson’s friends claimed that they knew this awkward situation would occur.

“He’s not funny, but I promise he’s a really nice guy!” pleaded roommate Nick Martins. “I tried to extend an olive branch by letting him ‘be on my team,’ as if that’s a thing, but he rebuffed me. Sure, we could play one of the other games, but you don’t even get to be funny in those. I don’t care if I hurt my friend’s feelings, I’m not playing Bomb Corp. I’m just worried if we play Quiplash long enough, he’ll just get to the point of desperation where he just puts in slurs.”

At press time, sources close to Robinson reported that he was dealt a devastating blow when his friend group ironically gave his clearly terrible answer a Quiplash as a bit.

How Pokemon Scarlet and Violet Co-op Works

Posted on August 24, 2022 by Jay Castello

Nintendo has revealed that Pokemon Scarlet and Violet will be playable with friends via online co-op. While we don’t know everything yet, there are some new elements to the co-op. For instance, you’ll be able to explore the world together. And the new Tera Raid battles are a great place to work together to obtain powerful Pokemon.

We’ve gathered together everything that we know about co-op so far, including how to access Pokemon Scarlet and Violet’s co-op and what you can do together with your friends.

When more information is released we’ll update this guide accordingly.

How Can I Play Pokemon Scarlet and Violet multiplayer co-op?

Up to four people will be able to play Pokemon Scarlet and Violet together. Players will be able to explore Paldea, catch Pokémon, and take part in raid battles.

To launch multiplayer, you’ll need to use a feature called the Poké Portal. First, make your way to a Union Circle. From what we’ve seen so far, these may be found close to Pokémon Centers around the world. From here, you can use the circle to visit other players’ worlds using the online connection.

All players will need to have their own Nintendo Switch and a copy of Pokémon Scarlet or Pokémon Violet to play. Also, they will need to have a paid Nintendo Switch Online membership in order to use Pokémon’s multiplayer features. This includes co-op play, but also includes trading with and battling other people.

So far, there’s been no indication that there will be offline multiplayer added to Pokémon Scarlet and Pokémon Violet.

What to do in Pokemon Scarlet and Violet co-op

While playing in co-op multiplayer, you’ll be able to explore the world of Paldea together. You can even all use the Legendary Pokémon Koraidon and Miraidon to ride around quickly. However, the main appeal of co-op is taking part in Tera Raid battles. These battles require friends to work together to defeat and catch more powerful Pokémon. These Tera Pokémon may have unusual types, and be great additions to your collection. Therefore, taking part in the Raid battles can be both fun and useful.

The Tera Raid battles are on their own timing and you can all attack or heal your Pokémon at once. So you don’t need to wait around for your friends to act. You can constantly be making your own moves while your friends do their own thing. It’s not exactly clear when the opponent Pokémon will be able to move, but try to beat them quickly and add them to your collection!

All New Pokémon Scarlet and Violet Pokémon Explained

Posted on August 24, 2022 by Jay Castello

Like all new Pokémon generations, Pokémon Scarlet and Pokémon Violet will introduce brand new Pokémon to collect and battle with. In this guide we’ll collect everything we know about those Pokémon so far, from starters to legendaries.

It can be useful to get a head start learning about these Pokémon before the game releases, so that you can plan which ones you want to take on your adventure with you. We’ll let you know their types, abilities, stats, and some of the fun facts that Nintendo has shared. The latter might not be important for becoming the very best, but still, it’s fun to know!

Be sure to check back often as new Pokémon are revealed in the runup to the Pokémon Scarlet and Violet release in November.

Sprigatito

One of the three starters, Sprigatito is known as the Grass Cat Pokémon.

Type: Grass

Ability: Overgrow (when the Pokémon has less than a third of its health remaining, Grass type moves gain a 50% boost).

Sprigatito is reportedly an attention seeking Pokémon that will sulk if its Trainer gives attention to other Pokémon. This isn’t likely to be a real mechanical effect but it’s helpful to know if you want to really get into character! It’s also able to photosynthesize thanks to its plant-like fur.

Sprigatito can also create soothing aromas that lulls its opponents into losing their will to battle. Very useful!

Fuecoco

One of the three starters, Fuecoco is known as the Fire Croc Pokémon.

Type: Fire

Ability: Blaze (when the Pokémon has less than a third of its health remaining, Fire type moves gain a 50% boost).

Fuecoco is a laid back Pokémon that apparently loves food. This might be a good starter to pick if you’re really into the game’s berry system?

The two spikes on top of Fuecoco’s head are actually a leak. It can’t fully contain all of its fire energy, and if it gets too excited, it’ll shoot more flames out. Be careful! On the other hand, the square plates that cover its front and back absorb heat from the atmosphere and convert it into energy that Fuecoco can use in battle.

Quaxly

One of the three starters, Quaxly is known as the Duckling Pokémon.

Type: Water

Ability: Torrent (when the Pokémon has less than a third of its health remaining, Water type moves gain a 50% boost).

Quaxly reportedly has a serious attitude and likes to keep things tidy. However, it also has a rowdy side – its strong legs can be used for more than swimming and it will kick opponents in battle.

Like ducks, Quaxly has a glossy coat which repels water. Useful for swimming – but that’s also the secret to how it keeps its quiff so fabulous.

Koraidon and Miraidon

The Legendary Pokémon that will be available in Pokémon Scarlet and Pokémon Violet respectively.

Not much is yet known about these two Pokémon, including their types and abilities. However, they will be used for getting around the Paldea region, as they can transform into land, water, and air vehicles. That suggests we’ll be getting to know them earlier than most Legendary Pokémon.

Cetitan

Cetitan is known as the Terra Whale Pokémon.

Type: Ice

Ability: Thick Fat (if the Pokémon is attacked by an Ice or Fire type move, it takes half as much damage) or Slush Rush (the Pokémon’s speed is doubled during a hailstorm).

Cetitan weighs an amazing 700 kilograms thanks to its big muscles and blubber layer. It uses these in battle to launch huge physical attacks against opponents. Outside of battle, they’re useful for keeping it warm and fed as it moves around the icy parts of Paldea.

Cetitan also has five horns, which can be used to freeze the area around it, as well as any Pokémon opponents in the vicinity.

It appears that the Ice type Gym leader Grusha uses a Cetitan.

Fidough

Fidough is simply known as the Puppy Pokémon.

Type: Fairy

Ability: Own Tempo (the Pokémon cannot be affected by confusion).

Fidough is a very cute Pokémon which is used by people outside of its ability to battle. Its breath contains yeast, which can be used in cooking. Its smooth skin can puff up to intimidate its enemies in battle. Although with that cute face, I’m not sure how well it will work.

Lechonk

Lechonk is the Hog Pokémon.

Type: Normal

Ability: Aroma Veil (this Pokémon and any allies cannot be affected by Taunt, Torment, Encore, Disable, Cursed Body, Heal Block, or be infatuated) or Gluttony (this Pokémon will eat its healing Berry at 50% HP rather than 25%).

Lechonk is another cute Pokémon introduced in Pokémon Scarlet and Violet. It is reportedly a bit of a coward, but its body is strong and muscular. Its giant nose is used to find berries, which make up its diet and give it a strong herbal smell.

Your friend and fellow trainer Nemona, who loves to battle, uses this Pokémon.

Pawmi

Pawmi is the Mouse Pokémon.

Type: Electric

Ability: Static (moves that make contact have a 30% chance to paralyze the attacking Pokémon) or (any status conditions are healed when this Pokémon is switched out).

Every new Pokémon generation needs a Pikachu spinoff, and Pokémon Scarlet and Violet are no exception. This electric mouse is Pawmi, and its electricity is stored in its cheeks and fur ready to be discharged from its fluffy paws.

Your friend and fellow trainer Nemona, who loves to battle, uses this Pokémon.

Smoliv

Smoliv is known as the Olive Pokémon.

Type: Grass/Normal

Ability: Early Bird (if this Pokémon is put to sleep, it stays asleep for half as much time as usual).

Smoliv, despite its looks, is not edible. Instead, it is full of a bitter oil which it can use to attack enemies and slow them down. It doesn’t need to eat much itself, either, as it photosynthesizes using the fruit on its head.

The NPC Nemona, who loves to battle, uses this Pokémon.

Paldean Wooper

Though not fully a new Pokémon, Wooper has a new form in Pokémon Scarlet and Violet. It is known as the Poison Fish Pokémon.

Type: Poison/Ground

Ability: Poison Point (moves that make contact have a 30% chance to poison the attacking Pokémon) or Water Absorb (when this Pokémon is hit by a Water type attack, its HP is restored by 25%).

Paldean Wooper live on the land, rather than the water. To protect themselves, they cover themselves in a poisonous film. This poison is shed through its gills and can be used to attack opponents.

Cyclizar

Cyclizar is known as the Mount Pokémon.

Type: Dragon/Normal

Ability: Shed Skin (the Pokémon has a 1/3rd chance of curing a status effect every turn).

Cyclizar is used by humans as a sort of bike to explore the region of Paldea. Apparently, it likes to be ridden because it keeps the Pokémon warm in cold climates. It can run at over 70mph and its strong legs are also useful in battle.

Grafaiai

Grafaiai is known as the Toxic Monkey Pokémon.

Type: Poison/Normal

Ability: Unburden (the Pokémon’s speed stat is doubled when it loses a held item) or Poison Touch (when this Pokémon makes contact with an attack there is a 30% chance the opponent will be poisoned).

Grafaiai uses berries to paint on the trees around its habitat. This draws in bug type Pokémon and paralyzes them ready for Grafaiai to attack. The type of painting depends on what kind of Berries it’s eaten. In dangerous situations – or Pokémon battles! – it can also use its poison to attack.

Klawf

Klawf is known as the Ambush Pokémon.

Type: Rock

Ability: Anger Shell (when the Pokémon has less than half HP, it has reduced Defense and Special Defense, but higher Attack, Special Attack, and Speed), or Shell Armor (the Pokémon cannot receive critical hits).

Klawf is a crab-like Pokémon that uses its claws to attack its opponents. These claws grow back if they’re ever lost – which is good news, because they apparently make excellent cooking ingredients.

It can also rotate its eyes around its head, giving it a 360 degree view. By clinging to cliffs, it can ambush passers by.

Armarouge

Armarouge is known as the Fire Warrior Pokémon. It will be exclusive to Pokémon Scarlet.

Type: Fire/Psychic

Ability: Flash Fire (the Pokémon is immune to Fire Type moves. If hit by one, it increases its own Fire type moves by 50%).

Armarouge wears the armor of a warrior from the past, which lends it its psychic abilities and gives it a strong defense against enemies.

It has a signature move called Armor Cannon which turns its pauldrons into hand cannons. It makes a powerful Fire type attack, but it lowers Armarouge’s Defense and Special Defense.

Ceruledge

Ceruledge is known as the Fire Blades Pokémon. It will be exclusive to Pokemon Violet.

Type: Fire/Ghost

Ability: Flash Fire (the Pokémon is immune to Fire Type moves. If hit by one, it increases its own Fire type moves by 50%).

Ceruledge is armed with powerful ghostly blades which absorb the life energy of its opponents.

It has a signature move called Bitter Blade. This Fire Type attack will slash an opponent and restore Ceruledge’s HP by half of the damage done.

Wiglett

Wiglett is a new Pokémon that is strangely similar to Diglett but apparently unrelated.

Type: Water

Ability: Gooey (when this Pokémon makes contact with a move, it decreases the opponent’s Speed), or Rattled (when this Pokémon is hit with a Bug, Dark, or Ghost type move, its Speed increases).

Just like Diglett, little is known about what Wiglett looks like beneath the ground. However, it can stretch its neck to feed in the ocean. Apparently it also has a fantastic sense of smell, which makes it nervous when approached. It can bury itself in the sand to escape.

We don’t yet know whether Wiglett will have an evolution like Diglett does, but this is not a regional variant like Paledean Wooper.

Farigiraf

Farigiraf is a new evolution for Girafarig. It is known as the Long Neck Pokémon.

Type: Normal/Psychic

Ability: Armor Tail (a new ability which prevents the opposing Pokémon from using priority moves) or Chew Cud (another new ability which allows Farigiraf to eat a berry again the turn after it does ordinarily).

Farigiraf blends the tail-head mixup of Girafarig into something new after it evolves in Paldea. Its two brains connect, giving it psychic powers and a high reaction speed. It can also defend itself by closing its second mouth around its inner head, and then use this tough skull for strong physical attacks.

Bellibolt

Type: Electric

Ability: Electromorphosis (when hit, it becomes Charged, boosting its next Electric type attack) or Static (moves that make physical contact have a chance of paralysing the opposing Pokémon).

Bellibolt generates electricity in its stomach by expanding and contracting its squishy body. Those eyes on the side of its head are fake too – the real eyes are the small yellow ones.

Bellibolt is also the partner Pokémon of the streamer gym leader Iono.

Greavard

Type: Ghost

Ability: Pickup (this Pokémon may pick up items from the overworld or from opponent Pokémon during battle).

Greavard is a new Ghost type Pokémon coming to Pokémon Scarlet and Violet. It often hides underground, with only the purple candle on its head showing, so that it can ambush passers by.

It’s described as friendly and lonely, however it accidentally absorbs the life force of those around it.

Gimmighoul

Type: Ghost

Ability: Rattled (when this pokemon is hit by a Bug, Dark, or Ghost move, its Speed is increased).

Gimmighoul hides inside treasure chests, making it slow to move but giving it a strong defence. It ambushes passers by and uses mind control to make them collect coins for it.

It can also be seen outside of its Chest Form, in the Roaming Form. However, if spotted it will run away immediately, making it difficult to catch.

Pokemon Scarlet & Violet Type Matchup Chart

Posted on August 24, 2022 by Jay Castello

All Pokemon have one or two “types.” This category gives them advantages and disadvantages against other types. Some of these are obvious. You’ll probably be able to remember that Water moves are super effective against Fire type Pokémon. But what about how Ice types interact with Fighting types? These interactions are why a Pokemon type matchup chart is helpful.

If you’re diving into Pokémon Scarlet and Violet and want a refresher on the type strengths and weaknesses, you’ll find them all here.

Pokemon Type Effects

Pokémon types have two effects. Pokémon of a certain type can be weak to or strong against moves of other types. If a Pokémon is weak to a type, moves of that type will be super effective and deal more damage. If a Pokémon is strong to a type, moves of that type will be not very effective and deal less damage. This can be the key to winning tough battles.

Some types are fully immune to others. For example, Fighting moves do no damage against Ghost types.

Some Pokémon have two types. This can reduce the number of overall weaknesses they have. However, this is typically cancelled out by some types having double strength against them. For example, a Ground and Flying type has full immunity to Ground and Electric-type attacks. However, it will take four times as much damage from Ice type attacks.

Pokémon moves have their own types which do not necessarily line up with the type of the Pokémon in question. However, if they do, the Pokémon will receive a “STAB” or “same type attack bonus,” making it even stronger.

Pokémon Types in Scarlet and Violet

Pokémon typing has existed in all Pokémon games. However, it hasn’t always been the same. New types have been introduced, and strengths and weaknesses have been changed over the years.

So far, it seems that the Pokémon Scarlet and Violet type strengths and weaknesses will be the same as in other recent games. However, the introduction of the Terastal system can give Pokémon new types, so keep an eye out.

If any other changes are revealed, we will update this article.

Pokemon Scarlet & Violet Type Matchup Chart – Strengths & Weaknesses

Below is a chart detailing all interactions between Pokémon types in Pokémon Scarlet and Violet. The left three columns describe attacks. For example, a Bug type attack is super effective (deals twice damage) to Grass, Psychic, and Dark type Pokémon. The right three columns describe defense. For example, a Bug type Pokémon is weak to (will take twice damage from) Fire, Flying, and Rock type attacks.

Type	Super Effective Against	Not Very Effective Against	No Effect On	Weak To	Resistant To	Immune To
Bug	Grass, Psychic, Dark	Fire, Fighting, Poison, Flying, Ghost, Steel, Fairy		Fire, Flying, Rock	Grass, Fighting, Ground
Dark	Psychic, Ghost	Fighting, Dark, Fairy		Fighting, Bug, Fairy	Ghost, Dark	Psychic
Dragon	Dragon	Steel	Fairy	Ice, Dragon, Fairy	Fire, Water, Electric, Grass
Electric	Water, Flying	Electric, Grass, Dragon	Ground	Ground	Electric, Flying, Steel
Fairy	Fighting, Dragon, Dark	Fire, Poison, Steel		Poison, Steel	Fighting, Bug, Dark	Dragon
Fighting	Normal, Ice, Rock, Dark, Steel	Poison, Flying, Psychic, Bug, Fairy	Ghost	Flying, Psychic, Fairy	Bug, Rock, Dark
Fire	Grass, Ice, Bug, Steel	Fire, Water, Rock, Dragon		Water, Ground, Rock	Fire, Grass, Ice, Bug, Steel, Fairy
Flying	Grass, Fighting, Bug	Electric, Rock, Steel		Electric, Ice, Rock	Grass, Fighting, Bug	Ground
Ghost	Psychic, Ghost	Dark	Normal	Ghost, Dark	Poison, Bug	Normal, Fighting
Grass	Water, Ground, Rock	Fire, Grass, Poison, Flying, Bug, Dragon, Steel		Fire, Ice, Poison, Flying, Bug	Water, Electric, Grass, Ground
Ground	Fire, Electric, Poison, Rock, Steel	Grass, Bug	Flying	Water, Grass, Ice	Poison, Rock	Electric
Ice	Grass, Ground, Flying, Dragon	Fire, Water, Ice, Steel		Fire, Fighting, Rock, Steel	Ice
Normal		Rock, Steel	Ghost	Fighting		Ghost
Poison	Grass, Fairy	Poison, Ground, Rock, Ghost	Steel	Ground, Psychic	Grass, Fighting, Poison, Bug, Fairy
Psychic	Fighting, Poison	Psychic, Steel	Dark	Bug, Ghost, Dark	Fighting, Psychic
Rock	Fire, Ice, Flying, Bug	Fighting, Ground, Steel		Water, Grass, Fighting, Ground, Steel	Normal, Fire, Poison, Flying
Steel	Ice, Rock, Fairy	Fire, Water, Electric, Steel		Fire, Fighting, Ground	Normal, Grass, Ice, Flying, Psychic, Bug, Rock, Dragon, Steel, Fairy	Poison
Water	Fire, Ground, Rock	Water, Grass, Dragon		Electric, Grass	Fire, Water, Ice, Steel

Every Pokémon Confirmed for Pokémon Scarlet and Violet So Far

Posted on August 24, 2022 by Jay Castello

Ever since Pokémon crossed the generation 8 threshold, some creatures haven’t made it into the games. As new games are announced, that’s left people curious about whether or not their favorite will make the cut.

Nintendo doesn’t typically make a full announcement, so we don’t yet know how many Pokémon will be appearing in Pokémon Scarlet and Violet. But every trailer has had a good collection of Pokémon shown off. By combing through all of the trailers and information revealed by Nintendo so far, we have assembled this list of every Pokémon confirmed for Pokémon Scarlet and Violet. Evolutions have also been added.

This list includes all the returning Pokémon from previous games as well as the new additions made in Pokémon Scarlet and Violet. Plus, there’s at least one new form coming to the Paldean region.

When more information is released, we’ll update this guide accordingly.

Confirmed returning Pokémon in Scarlet and Violet

Below is a list of all the Pokémon from previous games which have been confirmed to return in Pokémon Scarlet and Violet. These are Pokémon which have been spotted in the trailers that Nintendo have released. Evolutions which have not been seen directly have been included, because it’s very unlikely that they will be excluded or changed.

Growlithe
Arcanine
Deerling
Sawsbuck
Houndour
Houndoom
Snorunt
Magikarp
Gyarados
Murkrow
Honchkrow
Girafarig
Mareep
Flaaffy
Ampharos
Cufant
Copperajah
Chewtle
Drednaw
Psyduck
Golduck
Sunkern
Sunflora
Fletchling
Fletchinder
Talonflame
Slakoth
Vigoroth
Slaking
Cacnea
Cacturne
Panphy
Donphan
Dratini
Dragonair
Dragonite
Pineco
Forretress
Misdreavus
Mismagius
Cubchoo
Beartic
Pichu
Pikachu
Raichu
Parichisu
Swablu
Altaria
Drifloon
Drifblim
Pincurchin
Eevee
Vaporeon
Jolteon
Flareon
Espeon
Umbreon
Leafeon
Glaceon
Sylveon
Scyther
Scizor
Tynamo
Eelektrik
Eelektross
Hatenna
Hattrem
Hatterene
Noibat
Noivern
Deino
Zweilous
Hydreigon
Makuhita
Hariyama
Meowth
Persian
Marill
Azurill
Azumarill
Pettilil
Lilligant
Slowpoke
Slowbro
Slowking
Finneon
Lumineon
Clauncher
Clawitzer
Skiddo
Gogoat
Shinx
Luxio
Luxray
Sinistea
Polteageist
Hoppip
Skiploom
Jumpluff
Skwovet
Greedent
Hippowdon
Hippopotas
Magnemite
Magneton
Magnezone
Rotom
Mudbray
Mudsdale
Stonjourner
Eiscue
Wingull
Pelipper
Bounsweet
Steenee
Tsareena
Ghastly
Haunter
Gengar
Ralts
Kirlia
Gardevoir
Gallade
Starly
Staravia
Staraptor
Combee
Vespiquen
Happiny
Chansey
Blissey
Seviper
Larvitar
Pupitar
Tyranitar
Riolu
Lucario
Flabébé
Floette
Florges
Shellder
Cloyster
Rolycoly
Carkol
Coalossal
Shroomish
Breloom
Oricorio
Torkoal
Sudowoodo
Medicham
Teddiursa
Ursaring
Drowzee
Hypno
Tropius
Cryogonal
Dunsparce
Bagon
Shelgon
Salamance
Komala
Weavile
Sneasel
Zangoose
Glalie
Froslass
Igglybuff
Jigglypuff
Wigglytuff
Litleo
Pyroar
Venonat
Venomoth
Skwovet
Greedent
Sableye
Goomy
Sliggoo
Goodra
Croagunk
Toxicroak

New Paldean Forms in Pokémon Scarlet and Violet

One previous Pokémon, Wooper, has also been given a Paldean form. Different forms have sometimes been observed in different Pokémon games. They bring a new look and new types to certain Pokémon. In this case, while Wooper is usually a Water and Ground type Pokémon, Paldean Wooper will be a Poison and Ground type.

It is not yet known whether the original Wooper form will be available in Pokémon Scarlet and Violet.

We will update this article if more Paldean forms are confirmed to appear in the game.

New Pokémon in the Paldea region of Pokémon Scarlet and Violet

Several new Pokémon will also be making their first appearance in Paldea. For more information, check out our guide to the new Pokémon of Pokémon Scarlet & Violet. This guide will give all the information we have gathered on these Pokémon so far.

The new Pokémon are:

Sprigatito
Fuecoco
Quaxly
Koraidon
Miraidon
Pawmi
Smoliv
Lechonk
Fidough
Cetitan
Cyclizar
Klawf
Ceruledge
Armarouge
Farigiraf
Wiglett
Greavard

Pokémon Scarlet and Violet Paldea Region Explained

Posted on August 24, 2022 by Jay Castello

Every Pokémon game has taken place in a new region. From the early beginnings of Kanto to the ancient Hisui region introduced in Pokémon Legends: Arceus, we’ve never been in one place too long. And things are no different here in Generation 9. Pokémon Scarlet and Violet takes place in the Paldea region.

For info on Paldea, including details about the world map, its real life inspirations, and what new features it’s bringing to the Pokémon series, keep reading.

Exploring Paldea

Paldea is the region we’ll be exploring in Pokémon Scarlet and Pokémon Violet. Like most Pokémon regions, it seems to have areas with different climates, from deserts to oceans. It also has a mysterious vortex in the center, filled with fog. We haven’t really been told what’s going on there yet, but I’m sure it’s fine!

Exploring these different areas won’t only be necessary for filling out the Pokédex. Pokémon Scarlet and Violet also asks players to take part in a mysterious treasure hunt. So getting to know the world map might be even more important than in previous games. Thankfully, players will be given a Rotom Phone with a full map, including details on nearby towns and Pokémon. It’ll also display your current location, so you can’t get too lost.

Paldea’s inspirations

Most Pokémon regions are based on a real world equivalent. These started out as different areas of Japan, but more recently they’ve been further afield. Galar, for example, was clearly based on the United Kingdom, with its industrial cities and strange top-hatted Koffings.

Paldea seems to be based on Spain. For example, the academies that you’ll be attending as a trainer are called Uva and Naranja. These translate to Grape and Orange in Spanish. One of the major buildings also seems to be based on the Sagrada Familia, a major church in Barcelona.

What’s new in Paldea

As well as introducing some new Pokémon, Paldea has brought a few big changes to the Pokémon series. Travelling across the world is emphasized with both a treasure hunt and the new legendaries. Koraidon and Miraidon transform into various vehicles for quick and easy traversal. They can go fast on the ground, float in the water, or even fly.

This also fits in with the structure of the game. Like Pokémon Legends: Arceus, Pokémon roam freely in the world rather than only appearing in tall grass. However, unlike Pokémon Legends: Arceus, Pokémon Scarlet and Violet will have some of the more traditional aspects of Pokémon games, like the Gym Battles. But these can be tackled in any order, giving a freer experience in Paldea than we’re used to.

Like most regions, Paldea also introduces a new gimmick for battles; in this case, Nintendo has announced the Terestal phenomenon. This creates glittering alternative Pokémon forms. These can be of different types to Pokémon’s regular forms, increasing certain attack power and changing up their weaknesses. In order to use the Terestal system, players will need to charge their Tera Orb at crystals found throughout the world or at Pokémon Centers.

Pokémon Scarlet and Violet Starters Explained

Posted on August 24, 2022 by Jay Castello

Every Pokémon game begins with a choice. Which of the three starter Pokémon will you choose? Pokémon Scarlet and Violet is no exception, and we know that the three on offer are Sprigatito, Fuecoco, and Quaxly.

Like always, these cover the Grass, Water, and Fire types. But there’s a lot more to consider when it comes to picking out a starter. After all, you’re probably going to keep it with you for the whole game.

We don’t know everything about these starter Pokémon yet, but we’ve collected together what we do know so that you can start to think about your decision. Because there’s nothing worse than wanting to jump into the action but getting hung up on not knowing who to pick to join you.

Sprigatito

Sprigatito is the Grass type starter. It’s known as the Grass Cat Pokémon.

According to its Pokédex entry, Sprigatito can be a bit of a jealous type. It always wants to be the center of attention and will sulk if you spend more time with other Pokémon in your party. So bear that in mind if you’re thinking about picking it up!

However, you might still be swayed by its cute face and photosynthesizing fur. Sprigatito also releases soothing aromas when it kneads things with its paws, which might be cute, or might be deadly for opponent Pokémon.

Quaxly

Quaxly is the Water type starter. It’s known as the Duckling Pokémon.

According to its Pokédex entry, Quaxly is a very neat Pokémon. It’s serious and doesn’t like it when things get untidy. It keeps its feathers styled using the glossy coat which covers it and protects it from water and dirt.

However, it’s a very strong swimmer and uses those powerful legs to kick opponents in battle. If a martial arts duck is your style, Quaxly will be the right pick for you.

Fuecoco

Alt text: The Pokémon Fuecoco. It is a red crocodile with two yellow spikes coming from its head. It is looking happily at an orange.

Fuecoco is the Fire type starter. It’s known as the Fire Croc Pokémon.

According to its Pokédex entry, Fuecoco is laid back but loves food. It absorbs heat from the air around it using the yellow scales on its front and back, and converts that into its fiery energy.

It can’t always control that energy, hence the hair-like spikes on top of its head. If Fuecoco gets too excited, they’ll grow bigger. A potential fire hazard, but a source of entertainment for the right trainer.

What we don’t yet know about Pokémon Scarlet and Violet’s starters

A big consideration when it comes to picking a starter is its evolutions. Pokémon can change appearance and gain a second type, which is a big difference. Unfortunately, we don’t yet know what the Pokémon Scarlet and Violet starters will evolve into.

We also don’t know what kind of stats these Pokémon will have. So if you prefer and pick a faster, or a more aggressive Pokémon, you might want to hold off on making any decisions yet.

If we learn more about the starters before Pokémon Scarlet and Violet releases in November, we’ll update this guide accordingly.

Persona 5 Royal: How to Fuse Satanael

Posted on August 24, 2022 by William Quant

[Warning!! This article contains major spoilers for Persona 5 Royal]

Persona 5 Royal is filled with many powerful and recruitable Shadows throughout the game. Satanael and his ability to take down universe warping gods makes him the most powerful weapon of the Phantom Thieves. You can only obtain Joker’s ultimate Persona through fusion and we’ve got the rundown on how to get your hands on the game’s greatest godslayer.

When Can You Obtain Satanael?

First things first — Satanael is only obtainable on a New Game+ save. That said, Satanael’s fusion is the most complicated in the game and requires a legion of Personas to create him. Many of those Personas need to be fused multiple times themselves.

Even before NG+, however, you can obtain all the other Personas and add them to the Compendium on your first playthrough to make things easier the second time around.

Prerequisites: Attain Rank 10 in the Lovers, Judgment, Star, and Strength Confidants

In order to be able to fuse into Ishtar and Lucifer you must max out the Lovers and Star respectively. Since leveling up the Judgment Confidant is story-based, it would be a good idea to fuse into Satan once it maxes out during your first playthrough.

Completing the Strength Confidant means fulfilling all the tasks for the Twin Wardens during the story as well. While by far one of the most difficult Confidants to finish, it is worth it when on NG+, you gain all the benefits of the Rank 10 Strength arcana immediately upon starting it again during the game’s second arc. This will allow you access to all the Advanced Fusion options, as well as the ability to fuse Personas that are higher levels than you incredibly early.

It also wouldn’t hurt to have a couple million yen saved up for all the summoning you’ll have to do.

Satanael’s Fusion Materials (and Their Materials)

- Arsene Lvl 1
- Anzu Lvl 25
- Ishtar Lvl 91
- Satan lvl 99
- Michael Lvl 93
  - Gabriel Lvl 82
  - Raphael Lvl 84
  - Uriel Lvl 87
- Lucifer Lvl 99
  - Anubis Lvl 34
  - Ananta vl 56
  - Trumpeter Lvl 65
    - White Rider Lvl 43
    - Red Rider Lvl 43
    - Pale Rider Lvl 59
    - Black Rider Lvl 61
  - Michael lvl 93
    - See above
  - Metatron Lvl 98
    - Principality Lvl 32
    - Power Lvl 41
    - Melchizedek Lvl 58
    - Dominion Lvl 68
    - Sandalphon Lvl 82
    - Michael Lvl 93
      - See above

Arsene is your first Persona and can be summoned whenever. Anzu, Anubis, Principality, and Power show up in Palaces as well as in Mementos roughly halfway through Persona 5 Royal. Melchizedek, Gabriel, Raphael, Uriel, and Dominion can be found late in the game in Maruki’s Mementos. Ananta, Sandalphon, and all the Riders can only be obtained by fusion.

Note that all these Personas can be obtained by fusion if you don’t want to go hunting for them. To see how you can create the Persona you need, we recommend using the Persona 5 Royal Fusion Calculator created by chinhodato.

Persona 5 Royal is now available on PlayStation 4 and releases on PlayStation 5, Xbox One, Xbox One Series X/S, Nintendo Switch, and PC October 21st.