Shogun Season 1 Episode 7 Schedule Release Date, Time

The newest adaptation of the James Clavell novel Shogun is nearing the end of its run. The series was always intended to be self-contained to a single season, but never say never. Episode seven airs this week, and we have the dates and times it drops for various regions. The episode title has also been revealed, as a foreshadowing of what we can expect to unfold in the story.

 

 

What Time Does Shogun Season 1 Episode 7 Come Out?

Shogun TV Season 1 Episode 7 Moeka Hoshi, Tokuma Nishioka
Shogun TV Season 1 Episode 7 Moeka Hoshi, Tokuma Nishioka

Shogun Season 1 Episode 7, releases on April 2. As a cable and streaming only show, the Shogun TV series releases on multiple platforms including Hulu, Disney+, fuboTV, SlingTV, YouTube TV, ABC, and FX Now. Hulu episodes release at midnight Eastern time, while the cable telecast premieres at 10 PM ET. Here are localized times for major regions:

9 PM Pacific Time (PT) 1st April

10 PM Mountain Time (MT) 1st April

11 PM Central Time (CT) 1st April

12 AM Eastern Time (ET) 

4 AM British Time (GMT)

4 AM Universal Coordinated Time (UTC)

5 AM Central European Time (CET)

9:30 AM Indian Standard Time (IST)

12 PM Singapore/Taiwan/Hong Kong Time

1 PM South Korea Standard Time (KST)

1 PM Japan Standard Time (JST)

 

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What Is The Title Of Shogun Season 1 Episode 7?

The title of Shogun’s season 1 episode 7 is “A Stick in Time”.

 

Who Are In The Cast Of Shogun Season 1 Episode 7?

The cast has remained relatively stable in the latter half of Shogun’s season, with no major character deaths thus far, but expect that to change as the shadow of war looms on the horizon.

Aside from the leads, Hiroyuki Sanada (Yoshii Toranaga), Cosmo Jarvis (John Blackthorne), and Anna Sawai (Toda Mariko) guest stars include:

Moeka Hoshi (Usami Fuji)

Tadanobu Asano (Kashigi Yabushige)

Shinnosuke Abe (Buntaro)

Yuka Kouri (Kiku)

Hiroto Kanai (Kashigi Omi)

Yuki Kura (Yoshii Nagakado)

Yasunari Takeshima (Muraji)

 

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Those are the air dates and times for episode 7 of season one, of the Shogun TV series.

Wordle Today – Answer And Hint For #1019 April 3, 2024

Wordle can be an unforgiving puzzle sometimes, and you can often come so close to ending a long winning streak. So, for your convenience, here are some hints as well as the answer for the Wordle today Apr 3.

We present Wordle clues here in a variety of ways to gently help you along, but if you just want the answer straight, spoilers be damned,  then scroll all the way down to the section titled Today’s Wordle Answer.

 

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Wordle Hint Today 1019 April 3, 2024

Wordle Hint Today
Today’s Wordle Hint

Here’s a hint with the meaning of today’s Wordle answer

 

A braid or a length of hair that has been divided into three or more strands and interlaced over one another.

 

 

Wordle Hint Today Fifth Letter

The fifth letter for the Wordle answer today is:

 

“T”

 

 

Wordle Hint Today Fourth Letter

The fourth letter for the Wordle answer today is:

 

“I”

 

 

Wordle Hint Today Third Letter

The third letter for the Wordle answer today is:

 

“A”

 

 

Wordle Hint Today Second Letter

The second letter for the Wordle answer today is:

 

“L”

 

 

Wordle Hint Today First Letter

The first letter for the Wordle answer today is:

 

“P”

 

 

Today’s Wordle Answer

And finally, here is the Wordle answer today. While this is your last chance to turn back, don’t feel bad about having to look it up.

Sometimes you have just one last chance to solve the puzzle, but three different letters that could viably fit into that last remaining square. At other times the word is so obscure, you just would not have gotten it without having in-depth knowledge about some oddly specific subject.

That’s no reason to lose a streak you have kept going for 477 days straight! So here goes nothing:

 

3…

 

 

2…

 

 

1…

 

 

The Wordle answer today is “PLAIT”

 

 

Previous Wordle Answers With Their Definitions

 

Wordle Today – Answer And Hint For #1018 April 2, 2024

 

Wordle #1017 For April 1, 2024

FORCE

The large, divided leaf of a fern or palm tree.

 

Wordle #1016 For March 31, 2024

TABOO

A social or cultural prohibition or restriction that forbids certain behaviors, actions, or practices due to social, religious, or moral beliefs.

 

Wordle #1015 For March 30, 2024

FORCE

The strength or power exerted by a person, group, or entity, often to achieve a particular outcome or effect.

 

Wordle #1014 For March 29, 2024

REALM

A domain, sphere, or territory, often conceptual or figurative, where certain activities, ideas, or entities exist or operate. It can also denote a kingdom, or sphere of influence, whether literal or metaphorical.

 

Wordle #1013 For March 28, 2024

SPEAK

To communicate verbally, to utter words or articulate sounds in order to convey meaning or express thoughts, ideas, or emotions.

 

Wordle #1012 For March 27, 2024

STUNG

The action of being bitten or pricked by an insect, typically resulting in pain, swelling, or irritation at the site of the bite; past tense and past participle form.

 

Wordle #1011 For March 26, 2024

MAYOR

The elected or appointed head of a municipal government, typically responsible for overseeing the administration and governance of a city or town.

 

Wordle #1010 For March 25, 2024

SALLY

A sudden charge out of a besieged place against the enemy; to set out from a place to engage in a venture or activity.

It can also mean a witty remark or a quick, energetic action.

A female given name.

 

Wordle #1009 For March 24, 2024

TOWEL

A piece of absorbent fabric or paper used for drying or wiping oneself or objects.

 

Wordle #1008 For March 23, 2024

RISEN

A verb that means to move from a lower position to a higher one, to ascend, or to become higher in level, position, or status; past participle form.

 

Wordle #1007 For March 22, 2024

DECAY

The gradual deterioration or decomposition of something over time.

 

Wordle #1006 For March 21, 2024

SHADE

The darkness created by an object blocking the light from the sun or a source of light.

 

Wordle #1005 For March 20, 2024

LINGO

A specialized or informal vocabulary used by a particular group, profession, or community.

 

Wordle #1004 For March 19, 2024

ABIDE

To accept or act in accordance with a rule, decision, or recommendation; to tolerate or endure something.

 

Wordle #1003 For March 18, 2024

SPELT

To recite, write, or form words with letters in the correct order; past tense and past participle of that verb.

 

Wordle #1002 For March 17, 2024

SNORT

To forcefully inhale air through the nose, often audibly, as a reflex action or to clear the nasal passages, and sometimes in the context of narcotics.

 

Wordle #1001 For March 16, 2024

TOXIN

A harmful substance produced by living organisms, such as bacteria, fungi, plants, or animals, that can cause damage to cells, tissues, or organs when ingested, inhaled, or otherwise absorbed into the body.

 

Wordle #1000 For March 15, 2024

ERUPT

To burst or break out suddenly and violently, especially in terms of a volcano releasing lava, ash, and gases.

 

Wordle #999 For March 14, 2024

SINCE

A point in time from which something has continued or developed; the starting point of a period of time.

 

Wordle #998 For March 13, 2024

LOCAL

Something that is nearby, or in the immediate vicinity, as opposed to being widespread or global. Or a person who resides in a particular area or community.

 

Wordle #997 For March 12, 2024

HEAVE

To lift, haul, or throw a heavy object with great effort. Also used to describe when a chest rises and falls rhythmically or spasmodically as if struggling to breathe.

 

Wordle #996 For March 11, 2024

PESKY

An adjective used informally to describe something or someone annoying, bothersome, or causing minor but persistent trouble or irritation.

 

Wordle #995 For March 10, 2024

GRASP

As a noun: a firm hold or grip.

As a verb: to understand or to comprehend something.

 

Wordle #994 For March 9, 2024

CHEER

As a verb, to express happiness or encouragement, oftentimes with a loud shout, slogan, or acclamation.

 

Wordle #993 For March 8, 2024

EARLY

An adjective that refers to something occurring or done before the expected, usual, or appointed time.

 

Wordle #992 For March 7, 2024

CLONE

Produce genetically identical copies of an organism, typically through asexual reproduction or by using biotechnological methods.

 

Wordle #991 For March 6, 2024

TEARY

An adjective that describes someone who is shedding a bodily fluid from their eyes, often as a result of sadness, emotion, or sensitivity.

 

Wordle #990 For March 5, 2024

HUNCH

A noun that refers to a feeling, intuition, or instinctive guess about something, often without any logical explanation or evidence.

A verb that means to bend or stoop forward, typically due to discomfort, fatigue, or cold.

 

Wordle #989 For March 4, 2024

FLAME

The highly visible, brightly glowing, and often flickering component of a fire.

 

Wordle #988 For March 3, 2024

STATE

As a noun: a political entity with defined geographical boundaries, a permanent population, and a government.

 

Wordle #987 For March 2, 2024

URBAN

The social, cultural, and economic aspects of city life, as opposed to rural living.

 

Wordle #986 For March 1, 2024

FORTY

A numeric value that can be arrived at by multiplying four by ten.

WWE WrestleMania XL Kickoff Start Time Revealed

The WWE WrestleMania XL Kickoff will be the start of the weekend’s extravaganza, but what time will it actually go live?

WWE recently confirmed that the WrestleMania XL Kickoff would be held outside of the Wells Fargo Center in Philly and that it would be free for fans to attend.

The event will be starting at 5 PM Eastern Time and will be available to stream live on Peacock as well as WWE’s social media platforms such as YouTube, Facebook, X (formerly Twitter) and Instagram.

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WWE WrestleMania XL Kickoff

As of writing, Paul “Triple H” Levesque, Michael Cole, Pat McAfee, Cody Rhodes, Seth Rollins, Drew McIntyre, Rhea Ripley, Becky Lynch, Jey Uso, Jimmy Uso, Gunther, and Sami Zayn are advertised to appear on the Kickoff show.

It has also been confirmed that the Kickoff show will be hosted by WWE commentators Michael Cole and Pat McAfee.

Whilst bigger names such as Roman Reigns, The Rock and Cody Rhodes are not advertised to appear, there is a chance that they could be in attendance to discuss their WrestleMania matches ahead of the mega two-night event on April 6th and April 7th.

This is a new approach for the company, following the acquisition from Endeavor to create the TKO Group alongside UFC, as it presents a more sports-orientated presentation for the company ahead of their biggest show of the year.

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Wordle Today – Answer And Hint For #1018 April 2, 2024

Wordle can be an unforgiving puzzle sometimes, and you can often come so close to ending a long winning streak. So, for your convenience, here are some hints as well as the answer for the Wordle today Apr 2.

We present Wordle clues here in a variety of ways to gently help you along, but if you just want the answer straight, spoilers be damned,  then scroll all the way down to the section titled Today’s Wordle Answer.

 

Already Apr 3 at your location? Try our Wordle answer page for that day instead!

 

Wordle Hint Today 1018 April 2, 2024

Wordle Hint Today
Today’s Wordle Hint

Here’s a hint with the meaning of today’s Wordle answer

 

A liquid that contains the fluid portion of blood after it has clotted, typically containing antibodies or other substances extracted from blood for medical purposes.

 

 

Wordle Hint Today Fifth Letter

The fifth letter for the Wordle answer today is:

 

“M”

 

 

Wordle Hint Today Fourth Letter

The fourth letter for the Wordle answer today is:

 

“U”

 

 

Wordle Hint Today Third Letter

The third letter for the Wordle answer today is:

 

“R”

 

 

Wordle Hint Today Second Letter

The second letter for the Wordle answer today is:

 

“E”

 

 

Wordle Hint Today First Letter

The first letter for the Wordle answer today is:

 

“S”

 

 

Today’s Wordle Answer

And finally, here is the Wordle answer today. While this is your last chance to turn back, don’t feel bad about having to look it up.

Sometimes you have just one last chance to solve the puzzle, but three different letters that could viably fit into that last remaining square. At other times the word is so obscure, you just would not have gotten it without having in-depth knowledge about some oddly specific subject.

That’s no reason to lose a streak you have kept going for 663 days straight! So here goes nothing:

 

3…

 

 

2…

 

 

1…

 

 

The Wordle answer today is “SERUM”

 

 

Previous Wordle Answers With Their Definitions

 

Wordle Today – Answer And Hint For #1017 April 1, 2024

 

Wordle #1016 For March 31, 2024

TABOO

A social or cultural prohibition or restriction that forbids certain behaviors, actions, or practices due to social, religious, or moral beliefs.

 

Wordle #1015 For March 30, 2024

FORCE

The strength or power exerted by a person, group, or entity, often to achieve a particular outcome or effect.

 

Wordle #1014 For March 29, 2024

REALM

A domain, sphere, or territory, often conceptual or figurative, where certain activities, ideas, or entities exist or operate. It can also denote a kingdom, or sphere of influence, whether literal or metaphorical.

 

Wordle #1013 For March 28, 2024

SPEAK

To communicate verbally, to utter words or articulate sounds in order to convey meaning or express thoughts, ideas, or emotions.

 

Wordle #1012 For March 27, 2024

STUNG

The action of being bitten or pricked by an insect, typically resulting in pain, swelling, or irritation at the site of the bite; past tense and past participle form.

 

Wordle #1011 For March 26, 2024

MAYOR

The elected or appointed head of a municipal government, typically responsible for overseeing the administration and governance of a city or town.

 

Wordle #1010 For March 25, 2024

SALLY

A sudden charge out of a besieged place against the enemy; to set out from a place to engage in a venture or activity.

It can also mean a witty remark or a quick, energetic action.

A female given name.

 

Wordle #1009 For March 24, 2024

TOWEL

A piece of absorbent fabric or paper used for drying or wiping oneself or objects.

 

Wordle #1008 For March 23, 2024

RISEN

A verb that means to move from a lower position to a higher one, to ascend, or to become higher in level, position, or status; past participle form.

 

Wordle #1007 For March 22, 2024

DECAY

The gradual deterioration or decomposition of something over time.

 

Wordle #1006 For March 21, 2024

SHADE

The darkness created by an object blocking the light from the sun or a source of light.

 

Wordle #1005 For March 20, 2024

LINGO

A specialized or informal vocabulary used by a particular group, profession, or community.

 

Wordle #1004 For March 19, 2024

ABIDE

To accept or act in accordance with a rule, decision, or recommendation; to tolerate or endure something.

 

Wordle #1003 For March 18, 2024

SPELT

To recite, write, or form words with letters in the correct order; past tense and past participle of that verb.

 

Wordle #1002 For March 17, 2024

SNORT

To forcefully inhale air through the nose, often audibly, as a reflex action or to clear the nasal passages, and sometimes in the context of narcotics.

 

Wordle #1001 For March 16, 2024

TOXIN

A harmful substance produced by living organisms, such as bacteria, fungi, plants, or animals, that can cause damage to cells, tissues, or organs when ingested, inhaled, or otherwise absorbed into the body.

 

Wordle #1000 For March 15, 2024

ERUPT

To burst or break out suddenly and violently, especially in terms of a volcano releasing lava, ash, and gases.

 

Wordle #999 For March 14, 2024

SINCE

A point in time from which something has continued or developed; the starting point of a period of time.

 

Wordle #998 For March 13, 2024

LOCAL

Something that is nearby, or in the immediate vicinity, as opposed to being widespread or global. Or a person who resides in a particular area or community.

 

Wordle #997 For March 12, 2024

HEAVE

To lift, haul, or throw a heavy object with great effort. Also used to describe when a chest rises and falls rhythmically or spasmodically as if struggling to breathe.

 

Wordle #996 For March 11, 2024

PESKY

An adjective used informally to describe something or someone annoying, bothersome, or causing minor but persistent trouble or irritation.

 

Wordle #995 For March 10, 2024

GRASP

As a noun: a firm hold or grip.

As a verb: to understand or to comprehend something.

 

Wordle #994 For March 9, 2024

CHEER

As a verb, to express happiness or encouragement, oftentimes with a loud shout, slogan, or acclamation.

 

Wordle #993 For March 8, 2024

EARLY

An adjective that refers to something occurring or done before the expected, usual, or appointed time.

 

Wordle #992 For March 7, 2024

CLONE

Produce genetically identical copies of an organism, typically through asexual reproduction or by using biotechnological methods.

 

Wordle #991 For March 6, 2024

TEARY

An adjective that describes someone who is shedding a bodily fluid from their eyes, often as a result of sadness, emotion, or sensitivity.

 

Wordle #990 For March 5, 2024

HUNCH

A noun that refers to a feeling, intuition, or instinctive guess about something, often without any logical explanation or evidence.

A verb that means to bend or stoop forward, typically due to discomfort, fatigue, or cold.

 

Wordle #989 For March 4, 2024

FLAME

The highly visible, brightly glowing, and often flickering component of a fire.

 

Wordle #988 For March 3, 2024

STATE

As a noun: a political entity with defined geographical boundaries, a permanent population, and a government.

 

Wordle #987 For March 2, 2024

URBAN

The social, cultural, and economic aspects of city life, as opposed to rural living.

 

Wordle #986 For March 1, 2024

FORTY

A numeric value that can be arrived at by multiplying four by ten.

Massive Star Signs New WWE Contract Ahead of WrestleMania 40

A massive WWE Superstar has officially signed a new deal with the company ahead of their main event matches at WrestleMania XL.

Speaking to Justin Walker, Cody Rhodes confirmed that he has extended his stay with WWE before he hits the ring with The Rock and Roman Reigns this weekend.

“I can tell you 40 is out of the question just because, not to give you scoop, it was widely reported, but I did sign a new contract with WWE. It extends beyond my 40th birthday” Rhodes revealed (via SEScoops).

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Cody Rhodes signs new contract before WrestleMania 40

“The plan is still, when it’s time to step out, to step out without it being a painful process. Solely because I saw my dad [Dusty Rhodes] as an old man wrestler and he loved it and enjoyed it, but as his son it was hard to see” Cody added.

“My daughter is two going on three, there does have a be a time, just like he was with us, where I have to be home all the time and be there with her. It’s not 40 anymore [that I plan on retiring]. I’ll update the number. I hit the prime run late in the game. I often forget that I’m nearing 40” Rhodes concluded.

Rhodes is set to face The Rock and Roman Reigns alongside Seth Rollins on Night 1 of WrestleMania XL and then Roman Reigns for the Undisputed Championship on Night 2.

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Outpost: Infinity Siege Update Patch Notes Apr 1

Innovative tower defense game, Outpost: Infinity Siege releases two updates on April 1, 2024. The patch notes for both are detailed below.

 

Patch Notes v1.0-4173021.2024.0331.22

1. Fixed the problem that the game may stuck after Mammoth Squad's backswing.
2. Fixed the problem that some AMD drives may encounter crashes in the game.
Noted: Give Up Tour before the exploration will consume the insured condition, without losing any gears. We're in urgent optimization of the Give Up Tour punishment, which will be updated in the new patch.

 

Outpost: Infinity Siege Update Patch Notes Mar 31

 

[Patch Notes] 2024.04.01 Insurance cost lower! Bug fixes come along.

Commanders,
We have recently deployed a new patch that includes several bug fixes which may impact the difficulty of combat.
Please refer to the details below for more information.

 

[Patch Notes] 2024.04.01

[Game Pacing]
1. The cost increase for purchasing gear insurance has been significantly reduced.
2. The experience acquisition speed in Drill Ground has been greatly enhanced.
3. Keycards can now be brought back to base and will no longer be automatically sold.
4. The ammo spawn logic at some exploration areas has been optimized: reduced spawn quantity but increased stack size.

 

[Characters]
1. The customization function for core guns have been optimized: Certain core guns that originally had non-modifiable XEN can now be modified. (previously acquired gear is not affected).
2. Significantly improved the fluidity of client players controlling mechs.

 

[BUG Fixes]
1. Fixed some performance anomalies and crash issues.
2. Fixed an issue where client players could become stuck if they disconnected during match settlement.
3. Fixed an issue where Nebulas could pass through outpost's ceiling and right onto the floor. (Caution: this will affect the game's difficulty)
4. Fixed an issue where Nebulas could pass through doors and directly attack players(Caution: this will affect the game‘s difficulty).
5. Fixed an issue where the Stalker was marked too small on the mini-map.
6. Fixed an issue with abnormal skill damage from Storm Apostles. (Caution: this will affect the game‘s difficulty)
7. Fixed an issue where autoloaders would only load 500 bullets into mechs (should be 1000 rounds).
8. Partially fixed an issue where using character skills could interrupt gear skills, leading to player immobility.
9. Fixed an issue where the particle trails of missiles launched from missile silos would suddenly disappear.
10. Fixed an issue where Scorpions would sometimes self-destruct and display abnormal animations.
11. Fixed an issue where enemy corpses could sometimes cause damage to players.
12. Fixed an issue where reducing the level of the Research Center after filling the research queue would cause the 6th and 7th research projects to disappear.
13. Fixed some NPC dialogue and performance effect anomalies.
14. Fixed issues with some light pollution.
15. Relocate the "skip" button position in Recovery Day/Infinity Siege so that it would be less likely to be pressed by accident.
16. Fixed an issue where some types of XEN could not inflict damage on enemies.

 

Outpost: Infinity Siege Update Patch Notes Mar 30

 

That’s all there is to the patch notes for the Apr 1 update for Outpost: Infinity Siege on Steam PC.

WWE WrestleMania 40 Date: Is The Show Really Two Nights?

WWE WrestleMania 40 is set to be the biggest show of the calendar year for the company, but is it really split over two nights?

To answer that question quickly, yes, the WrestleMania 40 date is indeed taking place over two nights on Saturday, April 6th and Sunday, April 7th, but it isn’t unprecedented.

‘Mania has been a two-night event for quite some time, with the show first being split in half at WrestleMania 36, which took place in an empty WWE Performance Center due to the global pandemic.

Since then, the company has taken the opportunity to sell tickets to two nights of their biggest event, meaning that they can essentially double the gate if they can draw both nights.

WrestleMania 40 Date: How many WrestleMania shows have been over two nights?

As of writing, there have been four WrestleMania events that have taken place over two nights, with WrestleMania 40 set to be the fifth.

The advantage of having two nights is that more performers can get featured on the cards, and it gives the opportunity to have more than one blockbuster main event.

This year, WrestleMania XL will see The Rock and Roman Reigns taking on Seth Rollins and Cody Rhodes on Night 1, followed by Roman Reigns vs Cody Rhodes on Night 2 for the WWE Undisputed Championship.

In years past, WWE has taken the opportunity to give the winner of the Men’s Royal Rumble and the winner of the Women’s Royal Rumble the chance to headline each night, but the stature of the Bloodline feud with Cody Rhodes has been such that it is getting both coveted positions.

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Alert: Copies of Stellar Blade Demo in Your Area Want to Be Played

KANSAS CITY – Demos of Stellar Blade, the hottest game in your area, are waiting to be picked up by gamers just like you and played hard, according to an alert.

Manly gamer Travis Stamps says he received the alert, but wasn’t interested.

“A crazy amount of ads just started popping up on sites that I frequent,” Stamps said. “But I wasn’t going to give in to my animalistic gamer ways. I can get any game I want. I don’t need these ads trying to get me locked down into their game.”

Stamps was reportedly unwilling to disclose the specific websites he visited, instead offering to screen share via Zoom to show some of the ads ravaging his web browsing.

“A copy of Stellar Blade is just two miles away,” one ad read. “Don’t empty your Burst Gauge until you’ve played Stellar Blade,” read another. “You won’t last through the entire demo,” yet another teased, as the game’s protagonist stared into the reader’s eyes.

Stamps says he evaded the allure of the ads. He wondered why his ad blocker had forsaken him and put him in the situation in the first place, but insisted he would be installing a new ad blocker as soon as he could. Then another ad popped up on his screen.

“No microtransactions. No bullshit,” the ad read. “Just hot, anonymous Stellar Blade.”

At press time, Stamps admitted he had clicked multiple ads and entered his credit card information no less than thirty times.

New Patch Breaks Every Aspect of Game Except Store

A brand new update to the FPS looter shooter, Battle Legends: Future War 4 has fundamentally destroyed every one of its functions, aside from the in-game store which remains perfectly intact, multiple sources confirmed.

“Why do we keep putting up with this?” said lifelong gamer, Brooklyn Smith. “It was already dumb to buy a Nicki Minaj skin for a game that will be outdated in 6 months, but now I can’t even use it. The store is a black hole for my money. I just hope they’ll use the money to improve the game so that things like this never happen again. They will do that right?”

Rob Gort, CEO of the publishing company responsible for the game, tried to put a positive spin on things.

“We’re not sure how this happened. We specifically asked our underpaid and overworked developers to make the game work, so you should take your frustrations up with them. Their emails and home addresses are linked in my bio,” said Gort, on his way to the dev office’s torture room.

“Our game may be unplayable right now, but this is a perfect opportunity to scroll through our robust cosmetics shop! Players should really check out all the great appropriately priced items we have there. Even if they don’t, we’ll force them to look at it every time the game loads up! How about a 20 dollar skin of a bald Austin Butler from Dune: Part II? Isn’t that just what you need to level up your game? We seem to think so,” said Gort.

Snoop Dogg, who has a legendary skin available for purchase in game, offered advice to frustrated gamers via social media.

“Please stop playing the game, man. In-game skins are like voodoo dolls, when I get shot in the game it feels like I’m getting shot in real life. I’m begging you,” said Snoop. “Buy the skin obviously, but just uninstall the game right after that. The game wasn’t good when it worked, so what does it matter that it’s broken? I’m bedridden from the pain you’ve inflicted on me.”

At press time, game developers were seen trying to figure out a way to make the game’s item shop appear on screen every time players reload their weapons.

Portal Revolution Update Patch Notes 1.6.0 Apr 1

 

It’s a big one!

 

Localizations

  • Added Japanese (Thank you, “IROHASTUDIO”)
  • Added Brazilian Portuguese (Thank you, Jean Trindade Pereira)
  • Added proper Castilian Spanish as “Spanish (Spain)”
  • Added proper Latin-American Spanish as “Spanish (Latam)”
  • Updated Russian
  • Fixed subtitle and chapter title font when playing in Russian
  • Added Achievement Localizations for Brazilian Portuguese, French, Japanese, Latam Spanish and Castilian Spanish

 

Map Changes

 

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  • Prevented players from portalling under the exit door in the second chamber
  • Prevented players from portalling under the stairs in the second and getting stuck
  • Prevented cubes from clipping through panel stair arms in the second chamber

 

sp_a1_laser_intro

  • Added vphysics clip to prevent players from getting the cube out of the chamber

 

sp_a1_cube_fling_intro

  • Added grated wall in the first toxic goo chamber to prevent players from leaving the intended playspace
  • Extended catwalk invisible walls past exit door to prevent players from jumping over the handrail and getting stuck

 

sp_a1_final_test

  • Prevented players from being able to get behind the projector screen and get stuck
  • Added lights to the projector screen

 

sp_a1_bts_wind

  • Re-enabled collisions for the catwalk that overlooks the fan
  • Prevented players from crawling inside laser override box
  • Prevented players from feeding the laser override box multiple cubes after it had already had a cube in place
  • Added playerclips to the vert doors

 

sp_a1_bts_wind_2

  • Added playerclip to the vert door

 

sp_a1_bts_chambers

  • Removed unneeded playerclips on exit catwalk for the speedrunners

 

sp_a2_outside

  • Fixed departure elevator choreography getting cut off by map transition

 

sp_a2_fling_intro

  • Changed 11 to 14 on the info board for the total number of chambers in the first chambers

 

sp_a2_full_portalgun

  • Added playerclip to the vert door

 

sp_a2_end

  • Fixed cubes falling through the floor in the first Power Chamber
  • Added collapsed floor detail in the second Power Chamber by the angled panel to hint how the chamber would be solved without the power switch

 

sp_a3_intro

  • Extended kill trigger in toxic goo in the large room where the power is turned on

 

sp_a3_vactube_intro

  • Fixed issue for speedrunners that resulted in getting to the exit elevator too quickly while dialogue was playing and getting stuck at the bottom of the shaft

 

sp_a3_lake

  • Extended kill trigger in speed gel area
  • Extended goo kill trigger in cramped cavern all the way to the wall

 

sp_a3_vactube_cubermove

  • Changed info board chamber name from "Gelbender" to "Cube Remove"

 

sp_a3_vactube_pipes

  • Added playerclip on window frame in the bridge exit area
  • Added playerclip to the exit vert door

 

sp_a3_vactube_flings

  • Allowed portal helper on office floor to help players place their portals

 

sp_a4_transition

  • Fixed issue with characters repeating their dialogue
  • Attached kill triggers to the closing incinerator doors to crush players that try to block them with their bodies

 

sp_a4_finale

  • Fixed possible death-loop caused by pressing the buttons just as the timer ran out
  • Fixed issue with Conly's glass rendering weirdly if viewed thru another lay of glass in the first control room
  • Textured untextured faces

 

Engine Changes

  • Fixed -console launch parameter opening old VGUI console instead of the new Panorama console
  • Fixed volumetric lighting issues

 

That’s all there is to the patch notes on April 1 for Portal: Revolution on Steam PC.