Joe Biden Vows to Beat the Shit Out of Whoever’s the President
WASHINGTON — After little to no government response to a string of disastrous events ranging from mass shootings to the…
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“Carpool Karaoke” Drastically Improved by Self-Driving Car
LOS ANGELES — Audiences are raving about a recent decision by CBS to replace Late Late Show host James Corden…
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Upcoming Patch Promises to Nerf Only Enjoyable Thing About Game
IRVINE, Calif. — Developers of the critically panned online shooter Guardian Clash announced plans to patch a glitch that made…
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Sony Suggests Putting Crash Bandicoot in the Middle and Letting Him Choose Which Company He Wants to Go To
SAN MATEO, Calif. — In response to Microsoft’s recent acquisition of Activision-Blizzard, Sony Interactive Entertainment CEO Jim Ryan suggested that…
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Employees Urged to Keep Working After T-Virus Exposure Unless They Have Giant Eyeball Growing Out of Their Shoulder
RACCOON CITY — The Raccoon City Health Department (RCHD) recently advised employees exposed to the rapidly spreading T-Virus to continue…
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Girlfriend Maxes Out Bed’s Inventory Limit
BEDFORD, Mass. — Local gamer Keith Dickey reportedly attempted to slot himself into his bed’s inventory only to find that…
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Black Mirror Episode Set in the Stone Age Warns Audience of the Dangers of the Wheel
LONDON — Charlie Brooker, creator of Netflix’s Black Mirror, announced a special one-off episode of the popular sci-fi anthology television…
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Gamer Living Through the Purge Launches Nintendo ROM Site
LOS ANGELES — Local gamer Alex Thorne, who is currently living through a period called the Purge in which all…
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Gamer Who Bought Entire Trilogy on Sale Quits Halfway Through First Game
DES PLAINES, Ill. — Local gamer James Johnson, who recently purchased the Assassin’s Creed: Ezio Trilogy collection, has reportedly quit…
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GameStop Offers $7.25 Trade-In Credit for Hour of Employee’s Life
GRAPEVINE, Texas — After careful consideration of its market value, a local GameStop location offered recently hired employee Rob Lindsey…
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