Gabe Porter
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YOUR NEIGHBOR’S HOUSE — New reports confirm that the PlayStation 5 is finally in stock, available for $0.00 (not including…
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Jus Kaplan
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NEW YORK — Local gamer Seth Basharo, who spent his youth creatively murdering the innocent guests of his theme park…
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Walker MacDonald
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With the recent release of Metroid Dread and WarioWare: Get It Together!, it seems as though Nintendo is starting to…
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Hunter R. Thompson
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LEAWOOD, Kan. — An irresponsible doctor reportedly wrote local man Dave LaRoix a prescription for a large health pack, even…
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Eli Johnson
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AUSTIN, Texas — The Texas legislature backtracked on the controversial law that prohibits abortions as early as six weeks after…
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Owen Crowlie
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Death Notes, mysterious notebooks which grant its user the supernatural ability to kill anyone whose name is written in their…
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Mark Roebuck
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DETROIT — A recent gathering of friends at local gamer Matt Salazar’s house led them to wonder amongst themselves why…
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Camden Brazile
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GOTHAM — Masked supervillain The Riddler was seen in a Gotham City Starbucks this morning with a laptop, allegedly writing…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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WASHINGTON — A group of moderate liberal hackers have broken into a federal data center with the altruistic goal of…
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James Webster
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NEW YORK — Hackers researching the internal files of cult hit action-RPG Bloodborne have made a startling and unprecedented discovery:…
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