Gabe Porter
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FAYETTEVILLE Ark. — Isolated gamer Greg Biscuit has resorted to numbing his hands and then playing video games to alleviate…
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Ben Friedman
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Hey pal, are you busy? I thought we could just talk. You know, man to man. Son, I think you’re…
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Tyler Simpson
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PHOENIX — The conservative YouTuber convention “ConCon” will be held inside a truck parked in front of the Phoenix Convention…
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Lucas Johnson
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PALM BEACH, Fla. — Standing at 6 feet, 7 inches, Barron Trump, the son of former President Donald Trump, announced…
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Owen Crowlie
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SAN FELICE CIRCEO, Italy — A recent archeological excavation has unearthed what many are certain are the physical remnants of…
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CHICAGO — Uninsured computer programmer Thomas A. Anderson, known eponymously as Neo, has been prohibited from making a decision between…
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Mark Roebuck
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ORLANDO, Fla. — A recently resumed classroom was the site of an ugly situation yesterday, as a group of Marvel…
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Gabe Porter
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RICHMOND, Va. — Local paranormal enthusiast Walker Burroughs’ latest trip through the woods reportedly ended with disappointment after he realized…
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Camden Brazile
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COLUMBIA, Mo. — SWAT Commander Walker Porter reported an unexpected disturbance in his home when an alleged seven Twitch streamers…
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Mark Roebuck
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SANTA MONICA, Calif. — Activision has issued several preemptive apologies today, seemingly trying to stay ahead of whatever the next…
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