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Bailey Hull • September 19, 2019

BRONX, N.Y. — A troubling study by statisticians at Fordham University has proven a nearly one-to-one correlation between announcements for…

Connor McGarry • September 19, 2019

KYOTO, Japan — In an effort to quickly come to a decision on an urgent matter, high-ranking employees of Nintendo…

John Dixon • September 18, 2019

GREENVILLE, S.C. — A local Dungeons and Dragons group is being torn apart by player Martin Bellamy’s insistence on swishing…

Jeremy Kaplowitz • September 18, 2019

HONG KONG — Filmmaker Jackie Chan held back tears at a press conference today after revealing that all of the…

Peter Casciato • September 17, 2019

Bro, so not only is Street Fighter one of the most badass games ever made, but there’s like, a ton…

Jimmy Beliakoff • September 17, 2019

IOWA CITY, Iowa — After weeks spent battling her way through hundreds of random encounters and grinding levels for her…

Jeremy Kaplowitz • September 16, 2019

NEW YORK — Saturday Night Live production intern Christine Price is reportedly being forced to listen to 600 episodes of…

M.J. Amory • September 16, 2019

WASHINGTON — Founder of WikiLeaks Julian Assange immediately received a 6-star ‘wanted’ level after crossing the United States border, drawing…

Beck Barnes • September 16, 2019

STONEYVILLE— Animal residents from the quiet village of Stoneyville gathered in the town square to participate in the annual ritual…

Jonah Nink • September 15, 2019

LOS ANGELES — After years of speculation, God finally confirmed at a press conference today that the events of the…

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