God Damn It: Cool Sword Just Part of Scenery
AMERICAN FORK, Utah — Dragon’s War player Kenny Blau was devastated last night when a badass sword actually turned out…
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Nintendo Quietly Shelves ‘Pokémon Blood Diamond’
REDMOND, Wash. — Following lengthy internal discussions and massive volumes of fan feedback, Nintendo and Game Freak came to the…
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D&D Player Fails Stealth Check for Fart at Table
WEATHERFORD, Okla. — A local tabletop roleplaying group is in disarray after player Joel Robinson failed the stealth check necessary…
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Mobile Gamer Discovers 16-Digit Cheat Code
HARTFORD, Conn. — Local mobile gamer Jeremy Jackson has drastically improved his performance in gacha game Legend of the Bravest…
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Anime Hero Assures Dentist He’ll Stop Carrying Sword in Mouth
THE GRAND LINE — Legendary swordsman and anime hero Roronoa Zoro is on the search for a new fighting style…
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PlayStation Owner Wondering When Sony Is Going to Send Him All Those Trophies
CARRBORO, N.C. — A local gamer is on the warpath against Sony as, after six years, he has yet to…
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Podcaster Undergoes Risky Surgery to be Able to Naturally Speak at 1.5x Speed
SANDY, Utah — Local podcast host James Brandt recently underwent a risky surgery to speed up his voice to 1.5x…
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Loser Spends Three Years Earning Master’s Degree When He Could’ve Been Writing a Sick D&D Campaign
RALEIGH, N.C. — A local graduate’s Masters of Fine Arts degree was tainted by the realization the past three years…
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Man Sets Unrealistic Fitness Goal of Looking Good in Switch Screen Reflection
CAYCE, S.C. — Local gamer James Larson recently announced his wildly unrealistic fitness goal of looking good in the reflection…
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Quarantined Gamer Dangerously Close to Finishing Game
RESTON, Va. — With America approaching a third month of quarantine due to COVID-19, gamer James Batson is reportedly battling…
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