Bailey Hull
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BRONX, N.Y. — A troubling study by statisticians at Fordham University has proven a nearly one-to-one correlation between announcements for…
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Connor McGarry
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KYOTO, Japan — In an effort to quickly come to a decision on an urgent matter, high-ranking employees of Nintendo…
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John Dixon
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GREENVILLE, S.C. — A local Dungeons and Dragons group is being torn apart by player Martin Bellamy’s insistence on swishing…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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HONG KONG — Filmmaker Jackie Chan held back tears at a press conference today after revealing that all of the…
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Peter Casciato
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Bro, so not only is Street Fighter one of the most badass games ever made, but there’s like, a ton…
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Jimmy Beliakoff
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IOWA CITY, Iowa — After weeks spent battling her way through hundreds of random encounters and grinding levels for her…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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NEW YORK — Saturday Night Live production intern Christine Price is reportedly being forced to listen to 600 episodes of…
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M.J. Amory
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WASHINGTON — Founder of WikiLeaks Julian Assange immediately received a 6-star ‘wanted’ level after crossing the United States border, drawing…
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Beck Barnes
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STONEYVILLE— Animal residents from the quiet village of Stoneyville gathered in the town square to participate in the annual ritual…
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Jonah Nink
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LOS ANGELES — After years of speculation, God finally confirmed at a press conference today that the events of the…
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