Jeremy Kaplowitz
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ROCHESTER, N.Y. — Local gamer Joe Fleming is reportedly worried that Nintendo’s stunning masterpiece Breath of the Wild has ruined…
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Tyler Simpson
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NEW YORK — New York police officer David Whitehead pulled Spider-Man aside today after teaming up to beat up a…
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Mark Roebuck
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CHICAGO — Oprah Winfrey shocked the gaming and literary worlds today by announcing that the newest entry in her long…
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Kevin Flynn
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AUSTIN — Frustrating employees and other patrons and holding up the line behind him with his questions, a local gamer…
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Giovanni Colantonio
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NETINNDEL — An RPG shop owner has been forced to close up his local shop and declare bankruptcy after buying…
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Giovanni Colantonio
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NEW YORK — After getting a brand new PlayStation 5, Rick Warren reconnected with his old roommate in a subtle…
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Kyle Erf
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BOISE, Idaho — Troubled sophomore Blaise Porter’s plans for mass vengeance have been slowly dashed by the tough business realities…
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Hunter R. Thompson
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BALTIMORE — An upcoming brawler featuring Edgar Allan Poe characters will launch with the iconic “Cask of Amontillado” wine taster…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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NEW YORK — Local size queen Sasha Carter reportedly purchased a PlayStation 5, the only console large enough to satisfy…
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Lawrence Scotti
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SAN FRANCISCO — Amidst the growing need for production of more PlayStation 5’s, popular game deals purveyor Wario64 has taken…
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