Zelda Tag Archives - Page 2

Steve Packosky • October 21, 2024

HYRULE — Local resident and certified ophthalmologist Tarrin has no openings for the foreseeable future due to an influx of…

Patrick Sullivan • October 15, 2024

HYRULE — Sources close to Zelda, Princess of Hyrule, say that she appears to be clinically depressed, and has only…

Garry Kerls • September 26, 2024

The Lost Woods – After having a large rock dropped on his head by a deranged silent lunatic, a local…

Matt Fresh • September 26, 2024

HYRULE — In the wake of Princess Zelda finally starring in her own adventure, it’s come out that her salary…

Matt Fresh • July 10, 2024

OUTSET ISLAND — Do you remember the kid from Outset Island with the snot hanging from his nose? Well get…

Matt Fresh • March 14, 2024

Ganondorf is currently set to face trial for his attempted insurrection against Hyrule but claims his position as the King…

Alex Bradley • February 26, 2024

So you wanna live in Hyrule. You can find lots of articles online telling you how to fight scary monsters…

Kyle Duggan • January 23, 2024

HYRULE — Evil sorcerer-turned-demon Vaati has suspended his campaign to conquer and dominate Hyrule just days before the crucial Lanayru…

KSE • January 14, 2024

HYRULE - Link finally agreed to sit down for a tell-all about his romances across Hyrule prior to the launch…

Tara Marie • January 1, 2024

The Legend of Zelda. The Legend of Zelda. The Legend of Zelda. The Legend of Zelda. The Legend of Zelda.…

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