Matt Fresh
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CLEVELAND — The Clark family’s Thanksgiving dinner was rescued from a potential racist tirade by family patriarch Phillip after the…
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Kevin Podas
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MUSHROOM KINGDOM — Pandemonium broke out at Coconut Mall as dozens of Goombas were separated, trampled, and stomped out of…
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Jon Ruggiero
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STAR ROAD — Super Mario RPG character Geno, also known as ♡♪!?, had a reportedly frustrating conversation with his aunt…
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Camden Brazile
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NEW YORK — Josh and Benny Safdie, the auteur duo behind films Good Time and Uncut Gems, reportedly returned home…
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Ian Yamamoto
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You all know the old adage: in polite company, you shouldn’t talk about religion or politics. Well it’s time to…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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ATLANTA — Scientists at the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention have confirmed that the COVID-19 virus is gearing up…
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Giovanni Colantonio
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NEW YORK — Macy’s is under intense scrutiny by eagle-eyed fans who discovered that the Pikachu balloon used in their…
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