Joe Tilleli
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HENDERSON, Nev. — Local video game speedrunner Charli Hopper was reportedly held up in a Get To Work Any% run…
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Mark Roebuck
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LOS ANGELES — Local police officer Connor Todd recently sampled the immensely popular Grand Theft Auto 5 and was very…
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Luke Woodward
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WASHINGTON — A touching tale unfolded this afternoon during the “Stop The Steal” rally as a local police officer and…
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Tyler Simpson
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NEW YORK — New York police officer David Whitehead pulled Spider-Man aside today after teaming up to beat up a…
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Neil Floyd
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RACCOON CITY — The embattled Raccoon Police Department has officially banned the force’s unpopular ‘move while aiming,’ technique, Chief of…
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Zack Zwiezen
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DENVER — After exhausting all other leads and possible suspects, stumped Colorado law enforcement officials turned to the famous football…
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Aaron Weerasinghe
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PAXTON, Mass. — The failure of a precocious gang of tween misfits to vanquish a cosmic evil known as Hy’groth…
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CJ Hernandez
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PORTLAND, Ore. — Police and federal troops have reportedly abducted enough protesters to upgrade their unmarked vans with a variety…
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Beck Barnes
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NEW YORK — Breaking tradition with the usual format of having episodes sponsored by single letters, a bruised, exhausted-looking Big Bird…
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Just Lunning
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ANGEL GROVE, Calif. — Despite receiving absolutely no training of any kind, the adolescent vigilante group “Power Rangers” were reportedly…
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