New Horizons Tag Archives

Matt Shore • February 4, 2022

BRAMPTON, Ont. 一 Local college student Emma Singh reportedly fired up her copy of Animal Crossing: New Horizons for the…

Katy Hanson • November 23, 2021

KEMAH, Texas — Local man John Hoffman has been hit with a class-action lawsuit after reportedly failing to install carbon…

Jon Ruggiero • October 29, 2021

TOKYO — Nintendo announced today in a surprise Direct that they are adding even more features to Animal Crossing: New…

Giovanni Colantonio • December 30, 2020

December is almost over and you know what that means: it’s your last chance to get certain bugs and fish…

Pat Cavanaugh • November 3, 2020

DESERTED ISLAND — Villagers on the island you helped populate haven't noticed your multi-month absence, according to reporters who recently…

Ben Friedman • August 9, 2020

RIDGEWOOD, N.J. — After hours of mediation, divorcing couple David and Sophie Keller have finally found middle ground as they…

Collin Brown • July 4, 2020

NORTHERN HEMISPHERE — Chaos erupted during a Fourth of July fireworks celebration held by the animal inhabitants of the newly…

Liam O'Malley • June 15, 2020

DESERTED ISLAND — Local Animal Crossing villager Ursala has been forced to continue receiving daily harassment on the deserted island…

Pat Cavanaugh • May 26, 2020

Much has been said about millennials’ financial struggles. Many drown in debt while doing little more than hanging out on…

Pete Steele • May 19, 2020

MIDDLEBURY, Vt. — Local gamer Greg Stephens visited the Able Sisters clothing shop this morning to purchase new items for…

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