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June 30, 2022

Guy Who Found Sack of Cash in the Woods Recently Declares Diablo Immortal Game of the Year

LANESBORO, Minn. — A local man who recently found a sack of cash in a small crashed plane in the woods has publicly stated that…

June 24, 2022

Ted Cruz Reveals the Secret Trick That Helps Him Win Pay-to-Win Games

WASHINGTON — Texas Senator Ted Cruz recently outed himself as an expert gamer, revealing his signature trick he’s used to gain a competitive advantage in…

May 27, 2022

Guy in Instagram Comments Can’t Figure Out Why No One Cares That He Is Giving Away $5,710 to 7 Random People

NEW YORK — Local Instagram commenter Braxton Bates can’t figure out why no one seems to care that he is giving away thousands of dollars…

November 9, 2021

Reviewer Who Rated Game 10/10 Wasn’t Paid by Developer or at All

LOS ANGELES — Despite online rumors to the contrary, budding game critic Tamara Bakker maintained she was not paid for a perfect score she recently…

June 28, 2021

iPhone Game’s Final Boss Just a Big Gem You Buy

DOVER, Ohio — Players of the lengthy iPhone game Mythic Hero Quest Legends have reported that the final boss is just a great big gem you…

September 3, 2020

New Warzone Update Lets You Avoid War Entirely if You Find Enough Cash

ENCINO, Calif. — The most recent update to the Call of Duty: Warzone lets players permanently escape participating in ground combat if they are able…

August 25, 2020

Apple Announces Twenty Dollar Bill That Will Cost Fifty Dollars

SEATTLE — Apple’s latest addition to its signature line of products was revealed today, an American twenty dollar bill whose base model will retail for…

June 19, 2020

‘FF7 Remake’ Only $60 If You Don’t Count the $300 PS4

TOKYO — Square Enix released a high-quality remaster of its epic classic Final Fantasy 7 at the reasonable price of $60 USD, assuming you don’t…

April 3, 2020

Animal Crossing Player Buries Government Check in Hole

PARMA, Ohio — Local Animal Crossing: New Horizons player, Theresa Marks, reportedly plans to bury her government check for $1,200 as soon as she gets…

MultiVersus Season 1 Patch Changes, Buffs, and Nerfs
MultiVersus Season 1 Patch Changes, Buffs, and Nerfs
August 15, 2022
MultiVersus, the platform fighter and unnatural amalgamation of creative properties, starts its first season today, and it's coming with...
The Most Early-2000s Thing About ‘Better Call Saul’ Is How Goddamn Hard It Is to Watch Online
The Most Early-2000s Thing About ‘Better Call Saul’ Is How Goddamn Hard It Is to Watch Online
August 14, 2022
The much-anticipated series finale of Better Call Saul airs tonight on AMC and if you want to watch it...
The Wilhelm Scream Is Out, the Akira Bike Slide Is In
The Wilhelm Scream Is Out, the Akira Bike Slide Is In
August 7, 2022
In 1951, some unspectacular guy in an unspectacular movie let out a shrill-ass yelp and generations of nerds decided...