Matt Fresh
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CHICAGO — Marvel Rivals player Jerry Parker has been putting up insane numbers as a healer in an futile attempt…
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Ryan Fleishman
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DEEP SPACE — Saying that he would resolve to put his loved ones before his work obligations moving forward, the almighty…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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RALEIGH, N.C. — Local engaged couple Elaiza Tan and Kate Figueroa were frustrated having to sort all of their friends…
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Owen Crowlie
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ROCHESTER, N.Y. — Local gamer Marcus Fuller has reportedly begun his fourth marriage, saying “just one more run” at the…
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Dan Kozuh
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CLACKAMAS, Ore. — Citing irreconcilable differences, local Trekkies Paul and Lisa Ash went into painstaking detail to make sure that…
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Mark Roebuck
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NILES, Mich. — Almost 20 years after convincing Neversoft to include a hidden easter egg in it’s flagship franchise, local…
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HUNTINGTON, N.Y. — Nathan Patterson and Blake O’Hara are still searching for a secret marriage proposal hidden on a planet…
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Mo Mozuch
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WASHINGTON — The nation’s divorce lawyers have begun hiring extra paralegals, interns, and temps to compensate for the spike in…
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M.J. Amory
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BRIGHTON, U.K. — In a small ceremony in front of close friends and family, Felix Kjellberg, more famously known by…
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Kyle Sekaquaptewa
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LOS ANGELES — Linda Porter surprised friends and family by announcing she would be rebooting her sexual life and “going…
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