Mark Roebuck
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MUSHROOM KINGDOM — During a routine shift guarding a stretch of Mushroom Kingdom, erstwhile henchman Shy Guy met his bizarro…
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Mark Roebuck
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REDMOND, Wash. — Nintendo of America President Doug Bowser has confirmed today that, much like the iconic Mario villain he…
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Camden Brazile
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Meet Mario Mario, a local plumber who immigrated to the United States in the early 1980’s. While his regular blue…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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CORNERIA — Local ace pilot of the Star Fox team Falco Lombardi is reportedly annoyed that Nintendo still sees Mushroom…
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Joe Tilleli
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PICTURE CITY — A heavily intoxicated Rayman was arrested outside a bar after aggressively disrupting restaurant patrons with stories of…
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Camden Brazile
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Character quizzes are all the rage on the internet these days. Everyone wants to know what traits and characters they…
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TOKYO — New reports from within the Sonic and Mario version of the Summer Olympics have revealed today that this…
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Camden Brazile
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REDMOND, Wash. — Nintendo of America announced that all Mario Kart games will receive an automatic update on July 1st,…
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Andy Holt
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KYOTO, Japan — In a surprise Direct presentation, Nintendo announced that Mario Golf: Super Rush will be adding a new…
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Kyle Erf
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KYOTO, Japan — A Nintendo press release has revealed that after decades of work as video games’ most iconic mascot,…
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