Sean Mullee
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ALBANY, N.Y. — Due to financial difficulties, local mutant Rodney Carson has been forced to remain in his hometown and…
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Kevin Flynn
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ARLINGTON, Va. — Local high school social studies teacher Arlene Roberts reportedly told a dancing couple to leave room for…
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Azalea Geist
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NEW YORK — Former President Bill Clinton has reportedly finally revealed his Favorite Dating Sims Set in a High School…
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Hard Drive Staff
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MORENCI, Mich. — The Lincoln High School Anime Get-Together Group have become champions after winning the State Debate Finals without…
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Mark Roebuck
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GREAT NECK, N.Y. — Plumber, adventurer, and class of 1985 graduate Mario Mario reportedly confused the majority of his graduating…
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KANTO — Local would-be Pokémon trainer Bobby, despite completing his initial training, receiving a Pokédex, and being fully prepared to…
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Mark Roebuck
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DULUTH, Minn. — A recent invitation to her 20 year high school reunion has Samus Aran, graduate of Howard Olson…
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Jack O'Keeffe
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HAMILTON, Ohio — After choosing the “bad grades” story route during his initial playthrough of senior year, Tommy Martin has…
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Dustin Meadows
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HIGHLAND PARK, Ill.— Highland Park High School was rocked today by an appalling act of violence when Cards Against Humanity…
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M.J. Amory
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LOS ANGELES — Graduating high school senior Cheryl Dowd announced she has no plans to port what has so far…
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