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May 30, 2022

Hard Drive Apologizes to Elon Musk for Dunking on Him Too Hard

Hard Drive Apologizes to Elon Musk for Dunking on Him Too Hard

Mr. Elon Musk, As a satire website, Hard Drive prides itself on delivering our readers funny, insightful, and often searing comedy about video games and…

March 17, 2022

Genius Notices ‘Hard Drive’ Article Was Already Posted Once Before

Genius Notices ‘Hard Drive’ Article Was Already Posted Once Before

MADISON, Wisc. — Local genius and prolific social media commenter Nate Goulding was commended by online peers after noticing that an article recently posted by…

November 7, 2020

Editorial: If You Think About It, All This Is Like Video Games, Really

Editorial: If You Think About It, All This Is Like Video Games, Really

There are a lot of crazy things going on in the world these days. Biden has defeated Trump in the 2020 presidential election, there’s a…

October 22, 2020

We’re Done With Waluigi. From Now On, We’re All In on Dry Bones

We’re Done With Waluigi. From Now On, We’re All In on Dry Bones

We here at Hard Drive, but also we as a culture, have spent a lot of time focusing on Nintendo’s scraggly purple stick man, Waluigi.…

July 28, 2020

Gamers Furious as ‘Hard Drive Magazine’ Introduces Microtransactions

Gamers Furious as ‘Hard Drive Magazine’ Introduces Microtransactions

NEW YORK — Gamers are furious worldwide after popular video game website Hard Drive introduced microtransactions, making exclusive articles available to those who sign up…

May 10, 2020

Apparently the Only Way to Get a ‘Valorant’ Key Now Is to Click On This Article

Apparently the Only Way to Get a ‘Valorant’ Key Now Is to Click On This Article

LOS ANGELES — In a totally surprising turn of events that we’re just as surprised about as you are, Riot Games has announced that apparently…

October 28, 2018

Hard Drive Patch 1.4.0. Released

Hard Drive Patch 1.4.0. Released

Hello everyone, and welcome to Hard Drive, Version 1.4.0.! First of all, we would like to thank everyone for enjoying Hard Drive since its initial…

September 26, 2017

Porn Stars List Off Your Favorite Video Game Characters And You’ll Watch It, You Sicko

Porn Stars List Off Your Favorite Video Game Characters And You’ll Watch It, You Sicko