Mark Roebuck
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GRAPEVINE, Texas — A stressed out looking GameStop executive announced today that they’ll straight up jerk you off in the…
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Mark Roebuck
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Hey cousin! What, you don’t answer my calls no more, Mr. Bigshot? Mr. Fucking Wise Guy over here? This is…
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Mark Roebuck
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NEW YORK — Developers of the long awaited Grand Theft Auto VI have announced that the upcoming installment of the popular…
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Mark Roebuck
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Hey everybody, we don’t like to get serious around here, but after the latest tragedy in Liberty City, I’d just…
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Sam LiButti
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PHILADELPHIA — A local woman reports that her husband, who has never once in 25 years of marriage remembered her…
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Mark Roebuck
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LIBERTY CITY — The city’s chief of police has issued a statement to the public, pleading with them to stop…
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Mark Roebuck
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NEW YORK — Sony has confirmed that it is in the early stages of developing the next system that they…
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Minus World
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Rockstar has confirmed the pricing for the next-gen upgrades to Grand Theft Auto 5, coming March 15. You will pay…
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Mark Roebuck
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NEW YORK — Rockstar Games publicly declared their remastered Grand Theft Auto Trilogy as being “fully fixed” today after adding…
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Dave Cross
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LIBERTY CITY — Liberty City citizens were shocked and dismayed to learn that over 39,000 officers of the 40,000-strong LCPD…
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