Mark Roebuck
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Many players that spent the weekend playing Super Mario Bros. Wonder were saddened with the newfound sense of mortality the…
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Kevin Podas
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MUSHROOM KINGDOM — Pandemonium broke out at Coconut Mall as dozens of Goombas were separated, trampled, and stomped out of…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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MUSHROOM KINGDOM — Local plumber and adventurer Mario Mario has come under attack on social media after teens and 20-somethings…
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Just Lunning
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MUSHROOM KINGDOM — Continuing the trend of deceitful users of the Mushroom Kingdom’s dominant dating app, Mushd, a love-seeking Goomba…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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MUSHROOM KINGDOM — The perverted Dr. Mario has disgraced the medical community once again after stitching together three goomba victims…
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Charles E.P. Murphy
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MUSHROOM KINGDOM — A new study on wage distributions in Mushroom Kingdom by University of Toad Town has found the…
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