Global Warming Tag Archives

Hard Drive Staff • November 15, 2023

WICHITA, Kan. — In a startling turn of events, cartoon pies left to cool on window sills were now instead…

Camden Brazile • March 27, 2023

CAPE TOWN, South Africa — Citing an emergency crunch due to the terrible state of the world, Devolver Digital has…

Patrick Greeley • March 1, 2023

Things are not looking great in terms of climate change. Permafrost is thawing, the water level is rising, and the…

Kevin Podas • July 28, 2022

WET-DRY WORLD — After decades of studying the impact of greenhouse gasses and fossil fuels’ effect on the environment, climate…

Jeremy Kaplowitz • August 29, 2021

IDYLLIC MEADOW — A harrowing report from the home of the Teletubbies has confirmed that the species has died out…

Kevin Flynn • August 26, 2021

METROPOLIS –– In a televised statement to the press this morning, the Man of Steel, Superman, regretfully acknowledged that although…

Giovanni Colantonio • December 30, 2020

December is almost over and you know what that means: it’s your last chance to get certain bugs and fish…

Adam Condra • October 16, 2020

AMSTERDAM — Leading climate scientists have made a startling announcement, alleging that passionate fan enthusiasm for The Simpsons could dwindle…

Matt Shore • July 9, 2020

CLOCK TOWN — A Termina citizen took to the streets yesterday to denounce the large, ominous moon inching ever closer…

Jeremy Kaplowitz • May 29, 2020

WASHINGTON — Climate scientists have solemnly published a new report which warns that, while the effects of climate change are…

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