Hard Drive Staff
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WICHITA, Kan. — In a startling turn of events, cartoon pies left to cool on window sills were now instead…
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Camden Brazile
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CAPE TOWN, South Africa — Citing an emergency crunch due to the terrible state of the world, Devolver Digital has…
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Patrick Greeley
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Things are not looking great in terms of climate change. Permafrost is thawing, the water level is rising, and the…
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Kevin Podas
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WET-DRY WORLD — After decades of studying the impact of greenhouse gasses and fossil fuels’ effect on the environment, climate…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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IDYLLIC MEADOW — A harrowing report from the home of the Teletubbies has confirmed that the species has died out…
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Kevin Flynn
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METROPOLIS –– In a televised statement to the press this morning, the Man of Steel, Superman, regretfully acknowledged that although…
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Giovanni Colantonio
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December is almost over and you know what that means: it’s your last chance to get certain bugs and fish…
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Adam Condra
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AMSTERDAM — Leading climate scientists have made a startling announcement, alleging that passionate fan enthusiasm for The Simpsons could dwindle…
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Matt Shore
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CLOCK TOWN — A Termina citizen took to the streets yesterday to denounce the large, ominous moon inching ever closer…
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WASHINGTON — Climate scientists have solemnly published a new report which warns that, while the effects of climate change are…
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