RESTON, Va. — With America approaching a third month of quarantine due to COVID-19, gamer James Batson is reportedly battling…
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GREENSBORO, N.C. — Local gamer Harry Olsen, who has sucked shit at every single video game he has ever played,…
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Mark Roebuck
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TUCSON, Ariz. — A local gamer has released a statement outlining how much he pines for the simpler, purer era…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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LOS ANGELES — A new video game is in production by a group of gamers and is intended to appeal…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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SACRAMENTO, Calif. — Local gamer Kayla Stephenson reportedly included various video game skills on a job resume in an attempt…
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Joe Tilleli
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PARIS — Panic broke out within the Louvre earlier this week when a tourist attempted to launch himself over the…
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Chandler Dean
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LODI, N.J. — After consistently failing the same mission over and over, local gamer Josh Chung declared that unintuitive controls…
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Andy Holt
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PASADENA, Calif. — Local gamer Miles Trench has reportedly touched his fingertip to the surface of his oven for the first…
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Hunter R. Thompson
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CLARKSVILLE, Tenn. — Twenty-eight year old Liam Glasser, secretly loathed by his friends and loved ones for failing to make…
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Andy Holt
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SEATTLE — After working nearly the entire holiday season without a day off, local Walmart cashier Frank Lamonte reported that…
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