Travis Tack
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PHILADELPHIA — Local gamer Stephen Moore successfully simulated a flight from Courchevel to London City while drinking from a large…
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James Knapp
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DEATH STAR — Rookie stormtrooper TK-684 recently professed to his peers that he is way more accurate with his standard…
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Sean Fallon
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NEW ORLEANS — Local police were called in response to a group of drunken revelers this weekend who quickly found…
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Will Carnevale
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NEW BRUNSWICK, N.J. — Astounding friends and onlookers alike, intoxicated man Artie Merle reportedly no-scoped a urinal deodorizer block without…
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Andy Holt
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SANTA MONICA, Calif. — Activision Blizzard admitted that their entire Human Resources department was “too fucking shithoused” to read an…
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Corey Almond
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CHICAGO — NetherRealm Studios announced today that the next DLC character in the Mortal Kombat franchise will be Drunk Father.…
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Jonathan Eriksson
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GAINESVILLE, Fla. — UF sophomore Michelle Stevens claims to have fast traveled to her dorm room after downing a bottle…
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