The Next Harrison Ford? This Old Man Hates All of You
Fans have been quick to embrace Nashly as both a Hollywood dreamboat and an emotional stand-in for their own absentee…
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Stoner Relieved to Find Out RPG’s Combat Is Turn-Based
PHILADELPHIA — Local stoner Gareth Childers was relieved following his indica-induced decision to replay Paper Mario, realizing that the game’s…
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Stormtrooper Swears He’s More Accurate When He’s a Little Drunk
DEATH STAR — Rookie stormtrooper TK-684 recently professed to his peers that he is way more accurate with his standard…
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DM In Over Their Head After Player Character Decides to Go to Therapy
HARRISBURG, Penn. — Dungeon Master Stan Wixler is reportedly “way out of his element” after one of the player characters…
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