James Knapp
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August 9, 2023
PHILADELPHIA — Local stoner Gareth Childers was relieved following his indica-induced decision to replay Paper Mario, realizing that the game’s…
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LOS ANGELES — Actor Seth Rogen was caught by police today with a baggie of marijuana, frightening his friends and…
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Seth Finkelstein
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March 11, 2023
LOS ANGELES — Local stoner Gus Robertson was reportedly way in over his head after loading up Devolver Digital’s Weedcraft…
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Camden Brazile
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September 4, 2022
COLUMBIA, Mo. — A recent mental health study from the University of Missouri found that while the number of reported…
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Kevin Podas
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September 1, 2022
LOS ANGELES — Seth Rogen was caught getting high by smoking a fire flower with an unnamed koopa troopa on-set…
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Walker MacDonald
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July 25, 2022
LONDON — Historians announced a massive breakthrough surrounding the origin of the notorious prehistoric monument Stonehenge, revealing the structure was…
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Kevin Flynn
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July 17, 2022
WASHINGTON — A new study from the United States Office of Science and Technology has definitively proven that charging your…
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TOKYO — Renowned animator, writer and director Hayao Miyazaki was reportedly “disappointed” to learn that you consumed cannabis while viewing…
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Andy Holt
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April 18, 2022
NEW YORK — Work-from-home designer Kenny Davidson will reportedly answer that email right away, as soon as he consumes all…
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