#121 — Starmie
Tastes like your grandma’s broach. Gaudy, and generally flavorless.
#122 — Mr. Mime
Mr. Mime tastes like a latex glove. Is it real, or is it just an illusion? No, you’re eating Mr. Mime, which is way too close to eating a human being.
#123 — Scyther
Scyther tastes like a bag of lawn clippings. Really annoying that it has to be bagged separately, but what can ya do.
#124 — Jynx
Jynx tastes like a cosplay wig. Put it on or eat it, the choice is ultimately yours.
#125 — Electabuzz
A fork you stuck into a power outlet and licked the top of. Don’t take the dare kids, and don’t try Electabuzz at home.
#126 — Magmar
Frozen pizza that JUST came out of the oven and burns the roof of your mouth. But hey, you were hungry! And it took, like, 18 minutes to cook. That’s a long time to wait.
#127 — Pinsir
Pinsir tastes like a sweaty jockstrap. Seriously, don’t forget to wash your jockstrap after gym class, and let Pinsir here be a reminder for you to do so.
#128 — Tauros
Grilled steak. Pretty bog standard, but come on, who cares. It’s Tauros. “Tauros is my favorite Pokémon” said freaking… no one, ever.
#129 — Magikarp
Magikarp may be the “joke” Pokémon of the bunch, but I kid you not when I say that it tastes like the most succulent, refreshing piece of sushi you’ve ever had in your life. Seriously, this will ruin sushi for you, it’s that good. No wonder Magikarp is the worst Pokémon in the game, it’s clearly meant to be a delicacy, not something to force EXP on just to turn it into the less delicious Gyarados.
#130 — Gyarados
Gas station sushi. You didn’t know how good you had it before. Gyarados may have better attack, defense, special attack, special defense, and look cooler, but it all comes at the cost of great taste, sadly.
#131 — Lapras
A cinnamon roll. Just look at those ear-like.. things it has. Lapras is sweet and delicious, and can count as a whole meal if you’re feeling very sad.
#132 — Ditto
Okay so I mentioned this earlier, but I am pretty certain that Ditto is the rumored “pink slime” that McDonald’s and other fast food establishments use to make chicken nuggets and other various meat products with. Like Ditto, pink slime is malleable and can take many different forms. Researchers out of Cinnabar Lab have been very hush-hush on the issue, though.
#133 — Eevee
The most normal piece of tofu ever. Obviously it can be plussed up with different ingredients and/or type pairings, but mostly Eevee tastes like a whole lot of nothing, albeit a versatile ingredient in any dish.
#134 — Vaporeon
Vaporeon tastes like tofu soup. The tofu soaks up a lot of the flavor, and is actually pretty refreshing!
#135 — Jolteon
Jolteon tastes like baked tofu. The crispiness brings out a lot of latent flavor, and similarly Jolteon brings out a lot of move and type advantage strategies otherwise not possible for Eevee.
#136 — Flareon
Flareon tastes like spicy tofu, just soaking up any and all hot sauce flavorings like a sponge. You can hardly tell it used to be a simple Eevee!
#137 — Porygon
Porygon tastes like licking a Switch cartridge. You’re not supposed to put it in your mouth anyway.
#138 — Omanyte
Expired escargot. It’s a little hard to tell whether escargot is expired or not, so eat at your own discretion.
#139 — Omastar
Omastar tastes like a pile of wet garbage. This soggy mess is flavorless and angry.
#140 — Kabuto
Rolos. They aren’t just for old people, either!
#141 — Kabutops
Kabutops tastes like licking the leftover peanut butter off of a butter knife after making yourself a sandwich. You gotta be careful not to cut your tongue, but there’s just something so delicious about not letting any of it go to waste.
#142 — Aerodactyl
Aerodactyl’s musty-ass tastes like how an old person’s house smells. I mean, they can’t help it, I guess, but it’s just kind of off-putting.
#143 — Snorlax
Snorlax tastes like eating a pillow or one of those arm comforter things. Incredibly comfy to lay on, but it’s all just fluff, really.
#144 — Articuno
Remember those popsicles from the ice cream truck that would look like a cartoon character, but the gumball eye was always drooping down from being melted? That’s exactly what Articuno tastes like. Full of sugar and a great way to beat the heat on a hot summer day!
#145 — Zapdos
Zapdos tastes like burnt toast. Either that, or you’re having a stroke possibly brought on by eating Zapdos.
#146 — Moltres
Moltres tastes like buffalo wings. The hotter, the better, of course. And if you eat all of Moltres in under 15 minutes, you get a free t-shirt.
#147 — Dratini
Dratini tastes like a pair of rubber swimming flippers.
#148 — Dragonair
Dragonair tastes like a big foam pool noodle. More fun to shoot water out of and whack your friends over the head with than to eat, really.
#149 — Dragonite
Dragonite tastes like a leather bookbag, buckles and all. Better off as a sporty look than as a meal to be eaten.
#150 — Mewtwo
Mewtwo actually tastes a lot like that Grimace shake from McDonald’s that everyone keeps talking about. What was in that anyway? Fruity pebbles or something?
#151 — Mew
One of those tiny hotel mints they leave on your pillow.
