#38 — Pu
Pu is a lot younger, so it just feels wrong to accept her friend request because then you’d have to filter all your posts knowing that your kid cousin is going to see them.
#37 — Ban-Ban
Ban-Ban is a total food snob. I posted a picture of a meal that my girlfriend and I made last week, and he commented “is this from before or after you guys ate it?” Honestly a pretty good burn, but uh, that’s the last time I post anything food-related.
#36 — Odeon
Every time I see Odeon’s Instagram stories pop up, I avoid them like the plague. It’s always like, 18 clips posted back to back from a concert he went to. The crowd is loud, you can’t hear the music, and honestly I just feel sorry for the guy. He’s completely incapable of just “being in the moment”.
#35 — The Prince
Talk about total main character energy. The Prince has coasted so much on being the center of attention, that he’s developed little to no personality at all. He’s got major daddy issues too, having grown up in the shadow of the King of All Cosmos. Don’t expect a lot from him, or his posts.
#34 — Ichigo
Ichigo is always the center of attention, and god help you if you ratio her on accident. I tried riffing on one of her tweets with her once and ended up getting way more likes. Within minutes, she softblocked me on every outlet. Sorry my post was funnier, sweetie!
#33 — Nai-Nai
You never know what Nai-Nai is thinking. Sometimes it feels like there’s an endless wealth of knowledge and thoughts within her, yet she rarely shares them or posts online at all. Honestly a fairly inoffensive follow, it’s just hard to know exactly where you stand with her.
#32 — Honey
“Going live on Twitch now!” “Live now, over on Twitch!” Yes Honey, we all know you’re streaming, constantly. We don’t need our timeline flooded with reminders.
#31 — Lalala
Lalala is one of those granola hippy-dippy types, and is also a nudist. You do you, Lalala, but I’d rather not see my naked cousin pop up on the timeline.
#30 — Havana
Havana was one of the first people I knew who got on Bluesky, and got kind of an ego about it too. “Who wants an invite code to Bluesky? …No but like, who really wants one?” It’s just Twitter without the Musk freaks right now, but Havana thinks he’s god’s gift to man for being one of the first users on there.
#29 — Nickel
Speaking of Musk freaks… Nickel is one of his sycophantic worshippers. “Masterful gambit, sir!” “Well said, sir!” “Go woke, go broke!” Thankfully Nickel is just a bot, and doesn’t actually think these things, because, well, no one really does.
#28 — Miso
Miso is one of the nicest people you’ll meet, but lord help her, she’s in and out of new relationships every month it seems like. She’s always posting about her “new boo”, but it’s kinda hard to care since there’s no incentive to get attached to any of them.
#27 — The Princess
The Princess is honestly a pretty chill follow, but don’t add her private account. All she does is complain about literally everybody on there. Seriously, it makes things super awkward the next time I have to be around her and The Prince, knowing that she’s constantly shit talking him on her alt account.
#26 — Beyond
Beyond is a total reply guy, plain and simple. Doesn’t he know that everybody can see him tweet things like “Beautiful Lady” at random porn stars?
#25 — Peso
Peso is out at the bar like, every other night. Or at least that’s what his Instagram stories would have you believe. He’s constantly posting pictures of him and his friends, or sometimes just him by himself, getting shithouse drunk. Hopefully he gets the help he needs sooner than later, and I can stop seeing it pop up on my feed.
#24 — Twinkle
Twinkle does this thing where he’s both supportive and judgemental at the same time. “That’s not what I would do, but hey, you do you!” Don’t care, didn’t ask, Twinkle. But you do you!
#23 — Marny
Marny is a total sports-head, and doesn’t do much besides flood your feed with sports statistics constantly. Every once in a while you’ll see him post something cryptic, but usually it’s best to assume it’s something related to a football game or something. We hope.
#22 — Lucha
Lucha is generally a pretty supportive guy, but can sometimes be a little too supportive, choosing to pick fights with people who might be talking shit in your replies. He keeps saying he’ll chill out on that, but I honestly don’t know if he can even really help it.
#21 — Daisy
Not really our place to judge here, but Daisy is a total furry. She’s usually in character as her “cow-sona”, to the point where she’s even using cow puns in her posts. It’s hard to deny that they can be at least a little bit a-moo-sing from time to time, though.
