Kevin Flynn
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METROPOLIS –– In a televised statement to the press this morning, the Man of Steel, Superman, regretfully acknowledged that although…
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Camden Brazile
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SPRINGFIELD, Ill. — Local cosplayer Dennis Harrison experienced a crisis in a local Applebee’s on Wednesday, as he slowly came…
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Walker MacDonald
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CINCINNATI, Ohio — Iconic video game protagonist Mega Man found himself confused in a bizarre mix up Thursday after defeating…
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Jon Ruggiero
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CARY, N.C. — After the success of a recent in-game performance by Ariana Grande, Epic Games announced that the next…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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LOS ANGELES — A new trailer for Spider-Man: No Way Home was released today and features Emperor Palpatine’s voice saying…
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CHICAGO — Uninsured computer programmer Thomas A. Anderson, known eponymously as Neo, has been prohibited from making a decision between…
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Mark Roebuck
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ORLANDO, Fla. — A recently resumed classroom was the site of an ugly situation yesterday, as a group of Marvel…
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Eric Bailey
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TINLEY PARK, Ill. — In an effort to drive more business from consumers who listen to lots of mattress advertisements…
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Mark Roebuck
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SAN FRANCISCO — Disney executives have given the first sneak peek at a soon to be profitable entry into the…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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HENDERSON, Nev. — Local man Albert Nixon is reportedly harassing artist and surrogate mother Annabelle Dotson about when her baby…
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