Jeremy Kaplowitz
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EARTH 199999 — Researchers living in the Marvel Cinematic Universe have discovered a mixture of chemicals in their water supply…
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Cathy Herbert
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NEW YORK — Marvel has announced a six-issue comic series featuring Burnout, a new superhero who “just stays chill and…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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IDYLLIC MEADOW — A harrowing report from the home of the Teletubbies has confirmed that the species has died out…
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Kevin Flynn
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NEW YORK — After watching a disappointing rough cut of the upcoming comedy-drama film Funeral for a Marsupial, executives at…
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Kevin Flynn
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METROPOLIS –– In a televised statement to the press this morning, the Man of Steel, Superman, regretfully acknowledged that although…
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Camden Brazile
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SPRINGFIELD, Ill. — Local cosplayer Dennis Harrison experienced a crisis in a local Applebee’s on Wednesday, as he slowly came…
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Walker MacDonald
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CINCINNATI, Ohio — Iconic video game protagonist Mega Man found himself confused in a bizarre mix up Thursday after defeating…
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Jon Ruggiero
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CARY, N.C. — After the success of a recent in-game performance by Ariana Grande, Epic Games announced that the next…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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LOS ANGELES — A new trailer for Spider-Man: No Way Home was released today and features Emperor Palpatine’s voice saying…
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CHICAGO — Uninsured computer programmer Thomas A. Anderson, known eponymously as Neo, has been prohibited from making a decision between…
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