Andy Holt
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LOS ANGELES — Todd Howard expressed regret that Bethesda’s E3 showcase was only about an hour long, because he would…
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Joe Tilleli
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LOS ANGELES — Sunday morning kicked off Day Two of E3 with conferences from Microsoft, Square Enix, and Our Lord…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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EARTH — Developers of the planet Earth have released a new patch that fixes a thousands-year-old glitch which accidentally made…
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Andy Holt
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SAN FRANCISCO — While covering the online-only E3 2021, video game journalist Shaun Carlson has reportedly missed the excitement of…
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Seth Finkelstein
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EVANSTON, Ill. — 28-year-old bartender Grace Federman reportedly discovered several empty sleeves in her retirement portfolio after going through the…
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LOS ANGELES — Paul Moreno, the lone developer for a dating simulator game based on Nintendo’s popular Zelda franchise, once…
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DINOSAUR LAND — The perennial member of the Mario Bros clique is reportedly still content to eat and sleep in…
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SAFFRON CITY, Kanto — Longtime Nintendo employee and anthropomorphic bipedal duck Golduck has recently begun moonlighting as a Digimon to…
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SAN DIEGO, Calif. — Local 9-year-old Simon Fisher is reportedly going out of his fucking mind right now imagining all…
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Video game reviews are the backbone of the gaming industry, but why is it that only the so-called journalists hold…
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