Mark Roebuck
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NEW YORK — Rockstar Games revealed that while the highly anticipated Grand Theft Auto 6 is definitely happening, the title’s…
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JERUSALEM — Local unemployed man and follower of Jesus of Nazareth, Thomas the Apostle, revealed his disappointment following the crucifixion…
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ARLINGTON, Texas — Local businessman Elmer Clarkson reportedly pulled off the deal of a lifetime, securing 150,000 crystals in the…
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Jordan Breeding
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Whether you like it or not, some video games age badly. While many titles will stand the test of time,…
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SACRAMENTO, Calif. — Local gamer Patrice Whitman prefers the sense of security he gets from having a tangible, non-digital version…
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LAVENDER TOWN, Kanto — After hours of arduous and divisive debate, the citizens of Lavender Town narrowly voted in favor…
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AURORA, Colo. — Local gamer Grayson Cash is reportedly still upset about an NPC he was rude to while playing…
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Camden Brazile
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DALLAS — Video game enthusiast Tommy Meyers was reportedly frustrated today when he couldn’t seem to unlock the happy ending…
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Dan Luberto
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ALLENTOWN, Penn. — Local man Dave Roberts is reportedly distraught after realizing he got fucking hosed in a Pokémon card…
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Owen Crowlie
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MADISCON, Wisc. — 9-year-old muscle child Toby Burrows will reportedly avoid receiving his COVID-19 vaccine in order to achieve a…
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