Jordan Breeding
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October 20, 2020
WASHINGTON — Continuing his trend of bucking universally accepted social norms, President Donald Trump today announced his refusal to pass…
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Tyler Simpson
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October 1, 2020
EL PASO, Texas — Former United States representative Beto O’Rourke announced a new skateboarding video game that lets players collect…
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Andy Holt
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September 28, 2020
SCHOOL II — U.S. Secretary of Education Betsy DeVos demanded funding cuts after witnessing a professional skateboarder do a 360…
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Brandon Puff
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September 12, 2020
WASHINGTON — Documents leaked by an anonymous whistleblower show that President Donald Trump attempted to hire Bugs Bunny for the…
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Pat Cavanaugh
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September 7, 2020
Our nation’s schools are facing a crisis — not a crisis of health, but a crisis of fear. Parents, misinformed…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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August 27, 2020
SANTA MONICA — Activision revealed a new ‘Star Wars’ video game today entitled Call of Duty: Black Ops Cold War,…
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Mark Roebuck
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August 21, 2020
WASHINGTON — Former Donald Trump advisor Steve Bannon was arrested yesterday on charges of reportedly devouring skiers at the bottom…
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Joe Tilleli
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August 18, 2020
WASHINGTON — Democrats in Congress have urged the President Donald Trump to include the hashtag “#Ad” when promoting any private…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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August 18, 2020
MILWAUKEE — The Democratic National Committee has granted Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez a “speedrun” slot at tonight’s convention to show off…
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CJ Hernandez
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August 17, 2020
PORTLAND, Ore. — Police and federal troops have reportedly abducted enough protesters to upgrade their unmarked vans with a variety…
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