Jeremy Kaplowitz
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LOS ANGELES — Local hero George R.R. Martin has reportedly worried everyone focused on his main quest, conquering A Song…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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LAS VEGAS — Vegas magician Matteo the Magnificent was seen slurping down a potion to increase his mana points during…
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Tyler Simpson
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BOZEMAN, Mont. — Archaeologists have discovered the remains of an ancient Jurassic Park film that proves that the franchise used…
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Simon Bower
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NEW YORK — The prestigious Continental Hotel took a hit to its reputation yesterday when an unsatisfied guest left a…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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CARY, N.C. — Following the acquisition of Bandcamp by Epic Games, the company has announced that every single music act…
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Peter Clark-Deutsch
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KEARNY, N.J. — Although he previously seemed to be only joking when suggesting that the two of you should get…
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Simon Bower
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THE MNEMOSYNE — A recent update to the Matrix has led to a massive influx of both new and lapsed…
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Walker MacDonald
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Good news, figure fiends! The local Goodwill’s just announced that they finally have a fresh, but limited, restock of 2005’s…
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Gabe Porter
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LOS ANGELES — Director Jason Frink has broken new ground with his latest work, The Massacre At Camp Gore-n-Guts, by…
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Aaraf Afzal
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BURBANK, Calif. — A Disney spokesperson wowed fans today by revealing that the company had digitally recreated Harrison Ford for…
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