Jeremy Kaplowitz
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LONDON — Harry Potter author JK Rowling has announced that her next novel, about a cisgender man who dresses as…
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NEW YORK — CBS Studios has reportedly hired aspiring television writer Taylor Johnson, 28, to jiggle the ethernet cable or…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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BURBANK, Calif. — Disney has announced a new $50 print-out of 1998 Mulan character Mushu available to Disney+ subscribers to…
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Brandon Puff
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WASHINGTON — Documents leaked by an anonymous whistleblower show that President Donald Trump attempted to hire Bugs Bunny for the…
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Hard Drive Staff
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NEW YORK — Wasting no time following the untimely death of Chadwick Boseman to make the tragedy about themselves, frequent…
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Henry Ewins
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SANTA MONICA, Calif. — As part of its latest anti-review bombing measures, review aggregator Metacritic replaced both its Metascore and…
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Mark Roebuck
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LOS ANGELES — Polarizing filmmaker Zack Snyder has announced a new account on the OnlyHaters service, which allows devoted detractors…
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Molly Vossler
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WASHINGTON — Griffin Miller, a career contrarian and lifelong advocate of The Devil, has been tapped as Communications Director for…
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Andy Holt
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NEW YORK — Sony Entertainment has acquired exclusive rights to all depictions of arachnids and men in film, television, and…
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Dan Kozuh
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THE GHOST NEBULA — While battling the warrior race, The Zardecks, experts on the Spaceship Baychimo, warn that the ship’s…
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